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[kristimsu]

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

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[itsme_jessica]

"Last weekend, my cousin Rob proposed to his girlfriend at the finish line of the New York City Marathon. My reaction: 'Proposed? I don't even like sleeping in the same bed as my girlfriend.' My friend Seth's reaction: "Girlfriend? I can't remember the last time I hooked up with the same chick twice." My friend Cat's reaction: "Marathon? I don't even have a gym membership!"
-Aaron Karo