Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may make you think you are
whispering when you are not
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again
you love them.
WARNING: the consumption of alcohol
may cause you to believe your invisible
and can talk shit right next to people lol ....... even though we do that sober
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