Why are neds so annoying?
I had a nice big long row with one in McDonalds the other day when he pushed in front of me in the que. Once id told him to fuck off i went and sat down only to have chips thrown at me! I mean come on, what a monkey.

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a dog eating it's own foot

Hmm, even though i put on my application form that i couldnt work on the 16th and that was ok'd by the John Lewis massive i still got a call today asking why i skived it :S Idiots.
Funeral today in England so had to spend 8 hours in the car there and back, not nice.

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My overdraft went through so now i got an extra £500! Good job to cus im only £50 and i have many many direct debets ( Read more... )

Right, Rammstein in 2 days. Must buy cool clothes and factor 30 suncream.
In other news ive finaly got round to putting up some paris pics:
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Bah, me and my brother have been trying to sell a stick from my back garden on e-bay for days now and nobodys interested. Anyone want a stick? link

Anyone fancy snooping around?
Check out google maps for hi-res satellite images of earth. just click on the word "satellite" near the top right of the window. You can click and drag around, zoom in and out (not good in uk but try a us city and you can zoom in till you see cars n stuff ( Read more... )