It's your funeral, mate.

[krius]

I am going to pay an acting agency to supply scores of beautiful actresses to attend my funeral and weep and lament piteously. They will be dressed like the woman in the Scottish Widows advert. The funeral will take place in a rocky barren place, it will be cold and very windy, and pissing down with rain. My casket will be carried by actors

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[krius]

Do you have any acting experience?

[aliasrob]

There is a long tradition in Irelan of professional female mourners - "keening women".

[krius]

Awesome! That's where I'll begin.