I think I see a pattern developing, and yes I still have an alibi

[krjalk]

After appearing on Channel Nine news being interviewed in regard to the shooting over the road, I may now make another cameo appearance on the same station tonight walking into the IGA down the end of the street, which has just been robbed for the second time in a week by the same gun-toting pillar of the community.

I mean seriously, WTF?

Comments

[baby_elvis]

I begin to doubt your alibis

[stephbg]

It's a pity they don't do Crimestoppers any more. You could star as "the suspect". It's a perfect cover.

"No, no, I'm the actor who played the criminal on TV."

Please don't get shot.