I was debating if I should post this to CF or not.


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I'm about ready to drive over to this mother fuckers house and explain to him that there are some turds and tampons that seriously need to be flushed. It smells like a damned outhouse in the bathroom!

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Decorating for Christmas has really helped to get me out of my "fuck the world" mood. I put up the lights around the front door and up the stairwell last Thursday, and it just put me in an altogether better mood. That was until I slammed my pinkie in the door and thought I had broken it, but I digress ( Read more... )

I know this isn't something people need to know about me and that it will give bad mental images, but I swear, there is NOTHING more relaxing than smoking a cigarette while taking a shit. NOTHING.

I can't believe this. I just read an obituary in the local paper, and this guy had NINETEEN CHILDREN. My god!

Best search request of the week:

sick ass rotten hoes

Coming in a close second:

flourescent bowel movement

The responses to this debate topic cracked me up.

Anyway, you should check out NuBIE, a really good band from around here.

It's official. I have the smartest cat in the world. Whenever we get a call from a telemarketer, Lucifer will knock the phone off the hook.

How do you reward intelligence like this?