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[krristabelle]

Today I saw a miniature horse walking down King Street on a leash. It was probably one of the weirdest things ever.

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[assholparthenon]

erin and i saw that miniature horse after the self-defense clinic a few weeks ago!

[social_drinker]

I wouldn't describe what we did necessarily as a clinic, per say. Perhaps more of a controlled wreck?

Mini-horses kick ass. I want a mini-kangaroo.

[krristabelle]

The only thing I could really think about was how much it would suck to have to pick up horse poop off the sidewalk. Of course, he might've had one of those little bags under his tail.

I want a mini-kangaroo!

Or a cute fluffy puppy.

Either will work.

[social_drinker]

Have you ever taken a dog that is suffering from diarrhea into a Pet Smart? Let's just say that it is a chore to clean it all. A small horse could not be anywhere near that.

Unless, of course the horse has diarrhea. In that case, "Whoa!"

[krristabelle]

Why on earth would you subject yourself to such torture?

[social_drinker]

I'm quite sure that kangaroo diarrhea wouldn't be any better.