TO: Alex Krycek [alex.krycek@fandomhigh.edu] FROM: Parker [m.parker@fandomhigh.edu] SUBJECT: Summer Vacation proceeds apace
Glad you're both still alive (for now). Don't traumatize Zero by getting eaten. Or yourself, if you can help it. Tell Jake diamonds are found around volcanos, and they make excellent gifts.
Any chance of Jakey's dad being the one fed to the Great Whites?
You're missing miles of pretty new guys. I'm attaching the photos of Shirtless Day. On the other hand, you're also not signed up for Wilderness Survival with Callisto. Think of your vacation as training ground.
To: Alex (alex.krycek@fandomhigh.edu) From: Chloe (chloe.sullivan@fandomhigh.edu) Subject: RE: Summer Vacation Proceeds Apace
Alex,
If you die, I'm going to be very, very upset. Aim for the knees or the solar plexus; those are both good weak spots.
Also, I would prefer the coffee if that's all right. Wallabys (Wallabies?) are cute, but I don't know if they're really good domestically. Not to mention the trouble you might have getting it through customs.
I'm really glad you guys are having a good vacation. Both of you make it back in one piece, all right?
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Hi Alex!
>>> We did have a coffee emergency this last week, when we ran out in the middle of the ocean. I don't think I've ever seen a helicopter flown in to a yacht, especially just to bring us a few dozen pounds of premium Kona beans.
IS JAKEY OKAY?
Otherwise, I found a few sources to call in Australia in case we stop hearing from you and I need to...follow through with what you asked in the voicemail.
Also, wallabies grow hair like whoa, remember? So be careful around them.
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From: Cal (callisto@fandomhigh.edu)
Subject:RE: Summer Vacation Proceeds Apace
Kry,
Volcanos baaaaaaaaad.
-Cal
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From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.edu
Subject:RE: Summer Vacation Proceeds Apace
You could have Jake mention there's apparently a support group for sharks that don't eat meat anymore? To either the sharks or his dad. Or both!
Coffee's good. Don't think there's room for a wallaby in Flamingo Cabin, somehow. Though there'd better be room for a frog, or Issues will arise.
~Xander
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Small>shut up I can spell my own name yes I can
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FROM: Parker [m.parker@fandomhigh.edu]
SUBJECT: Summer Vacation proceeds apace
Glad you're both still alive (for now). Don't traumatize Zero by getting eaten. Or yourself, if you can help it. Tell Jake diamonds are found around volcanos, and they make excellent gifts.
Any chance of Jakey's dad being the one fed to the Great Whites?
You're missing miles of pretty new guys. I'm attaching the photos of Shirtless Day. On the other hand, you're also not signed up for Wilderness Survival with Callisto. Think of your vacation as training ground.
Nos morituri te salutamos--
Parker
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From: Chloe (chloe.sullivan@fandomhigh.edu)
Subject: RE: Summer Vacation Proceeds Apace
Alex,
If you die, I'm going to be very, very upset. Aim for the knees or the solar plexus; those are both good weak spots.
Also, I would prefer the coffee if that's all right. Wallabys (Wallabies?) are cute, but I don't know if they're really good domestically. Not to mention the trouble you might have getting it through customs.
I'm really glad you guys are having a good vacation. Both of you make it back in one piece, all right?
Love,
Chloe
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Subject: RE: Summer Vacation Proceeds Apace
Hi Alex!
>>> We did have a coffee emergency this last week, when we ran out in the middle of the ocean. I don't think I've ever seen a helicopter flown in to a yacht, especially just to bring us a few dozen pounds of premium Kona beans.
IS JAKEY OKAY?
Otherwise, I found a few sources to call in Australia in case we stop hearing from you and I need to...follow through with what you asked in the voicemail.
Also, wallabies grow hair like whoa, remember? So be careful around them.
- R
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