I learned I don't take very well to threats

PWNED!!!!!!

This post is dedicated to one
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and on a completelly different note.  My boss finally gave my my three month overdue raise today.  Now I'm not going to tell anyone what I receive now (No...not big black dicks!!!!) now am I going to say how much of an increase there was ( Read more... )

"and so his thoughts forever will remain trapped in the lost and found of his sub-consciousness"

...you know what.  nevermind... fuck it.

WRATH
1. who did you last get angry with? This jack ass I work with.
2. what is your weapon of choice? Anything can be used as a weapon.  however I prefer the mind.
3. would you hit a member of the opposite sex?  Yes, and NO
4. how about of the same sex? in e heartbeat
5. who was the last person that got really angry at you? God
6. what is your ( Read more... )

a friend just sent me this:

Cybersex
A conversation between two people trying to cyber online while one makes it into a joke.

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black leather mini skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very buffed. I workout everyday. My measurements ( Read more... )

There's at least 1 person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you. So lets play ( Read more... )

"Don't you just hate it when your boogers freeze"
                                                           - Calvin

Good Moods can easilly be lost.

On another note I finally have platinum hair.

I just thought your site was kickin'. :) If I could use a publishing company for something, I would go through you. :) You guys really are on track with your theories, and only few people such as you have actually touched the inner meaning of asdf, the true sanctum. One such example, "asdf" converted into morse code is .- ... -.. ..-. If you take ( Read more... )