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Dec 08, 2006 17:29

This year:

1 Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships?
How the hell do you have more than one, maybe two, serious relationships in one year? Honestly, people, if your relationship lasted under two months and it took you under a week to get a new one going (as would have to happen to get six, ergo, more than five), they were NOT FUCKING SERIOUS. Goddamn sluts.

2. Have you had your birthday?
Yes. However, it's not too late to get me presents.

3. Been to church?
YOUR GOD IS A LIE!

4. cried?
I generally cry a few times a year. I'm just a sensitive guy like that.

5. Gotten Stoned?
Not quite. Workin' on it.

6. Pulled an all nighter?
When don't I?

7. Drank Starbucks?
FUCK YOUR YUPPIE GRANDE LATTE BULLSHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS! Also: no, no I have not.

8. Been shopping?
No. In fact, I've not left my house at all this year. Not once. Outside there are bad things... so many bad things...

9. Been camping?
FUCK NATURE!

10. Been to the beach?
Yes. Then I had sex. Later that week. Hah, made you think I had beach sex!

11. Bought something for over $/£200?
Like... three days ago.

12. Met someone?
If ANYONE can get through an entire year without meeting anyone, well... shit, I don't even know. That's pretty fuckin' amazing, but in a really goddamn pathetic way. I mean, seriously, what?

13. Been out of Your Town?
Multiple times a week.

14. Gone Snowboarding?
FUCK YOUR BOARD BASED X-TREME RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES! GODDAMN KIDS!

[[Have you...]]

1. Hugged someone?
If by hugged you mean 'raped violently and then killed' then y... er... no. But I have hugged people. Like, normally. Yes.

2.Slept in someone elses bed?
Multiple times a month.

3. Snuck someone over?
I do not sneak anyone anywhere. I proudly proclaim my intents to molest, ravage, and otherwise sexually excite any peoples I so choose, and if anyone has a problem with it they can talk to my good friend knuckles, who lives on the BACK OF MY HAND!

4.snuck out of your own house?
See above, except reword the first sentence as appropriate.

5. Gotten drunk?
FUCK YOUR ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!

6. Pulled anyone?
...Is this like, jacking someone off or something? What? If so... no. I use my mouth. Wink wink.

7. Gotten a car?
Nope. I already had one.

8. Gone over your mobile phone bill?
I don't even HAVE a fuckin' mobile phone you goddamn stupid shit!

9. Been called a whore?
Definately.

10. Drove somewhere?
I've driven many places.

11. Done something you regret?
I REGRET NOZING!

[[Lasts...]]

Last Thing you bought?
A present for someone.

Last Person you hugged?
I dunno... I genuinely hug rather rarely.

Last Person to call you?
Couple of ex-coworkers.

When was the last time you felt stupid?
Why should I feel stupid when I'm never wrong?

Who did you last yell at?
I never really yell at anyone, thus, I can't remember.

01. Hometown:
Hibbin'

02.Natural hair color?
Dark brown.

03. Shoe Size?
Don't know and too lazy to check.

04. Hair style:
Long and pretty.

05. Eye color:
Hazel.

6. Height:
5'8"

7. Pets?
Four cats, four dogs, three ferrets.

08. Mood?
AWESOME! d(^^d)

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE -

01. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

2. Do you believe in love:
That really depends upon how you're defining love. Do I believe in a series of neurons firing in the brain near certain people releasing 'feel-good' chemicals and inducing a sense of euphoria? Yes. Do I belive that these neurons fire around people who are compatible with your personality type? Yes. Do I believe in the spiritual power of love and it's ability to conquer all and all that other sappiness... well I'm not sure.

04. Have you ever been heartbroken:
A broken heart never fully heals, so I guess you could say that I still am.

05. Have you ever broken someone's heart:
Perhaps. I hope not. But truthfully, I more than likely have, thanks to my less than admirable past.

06. Have you ever fallen for your best friend?
Um... no?

07. Have you ever loved someone but never told them:
I may be a coward, but I'm not that cowardly.

08. Are you afraid of commitment?:
Yes and no. I'm not so much afraid of commitment as I am simply cognizant of the fact that I'm not ready to 'settle down' yet, and thus any commitment I make, in a relationship capacity, is merely something I'm waiting to end so I can go back to being a bachelor. However, someday, after I've slept with an asian school girl, an eighteen year old hottie, a senorita or two, a nubian goddess, an irish firebrand, and whatever else, well then, sure.

09: Would you ever date one of your exes?
I've never broken up on bad terms, so sure.

10. Have you ever had a secret admirer
I wouldn't know.

TEN THINGS -

01. Love or lust:
Lust, for now.

03. Night or day:
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

04. One night stands or relationships?
...Let's get dangerous...ly sexy.

05. Tv or internet:
Well, one has intern in it, and I hear they give pretty good blowjobs.

06. Pepsi or Coke?
Fuck you.

07. Fun night out or romantic night in:
Whichever ends in the most penis on orifice action.

08. Black or white?
Why not both? But no talking. Mmm... silent movies.

TEN EMOTIONS

01. Are you missing someone right now?
I never miss. ...Pretend I said that like James Bond.

02. Are you happy?
AWESOME d(^^d)

03. Are you talking to anyone right now:
FUCK YOU AND YOUR VERBAL CONVERSATION! BACK IN MY DAY WE WROTE IN THE DIRT WITH STICKS! AND WE WERE GODDAMN HAPPY TO DO IT, TOO! GODDAMN KIDS AND YOUR NEW FANGLED SPEECH!

04. Are you eating:
I'll eat your mom! Just like last night! OOOOOH! BURNED!

06. Are you Irish:
I probably have some irish in me... and I wish red-headed guys didn't always look so goofy so I could make that into a sexual innuendo.

07. Are you French:
I probably have some irish in me... and I w... you know what? Fuck it. I HAD SOME FRENCH IN MY LAST NIGHT!

08. Are you Italian?
Listen, I'm a fucking mutt. Knock it the fuck off with this shit. Who the hell cares, anyway?

09. Are you Puerto Rican?
SERIOUSLY! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

10. Are your parents still married?
No. Thank god.

11. Do you like LOVE someone right now?
...FUCK YOU!
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