Comments | krylo: I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

krylo

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

May 16, 2007 23:00

Stupidest reason for waking up all pissy ever ( Read more... )

Comments 9

akichan May 17 2007, 14:05:04 UTC

The obvious thing to do is to dress up as a pirate, strap Sassy to your shoulder, sail (or drive) down to the nearest pizzeria of your choice, barge in, and inform them in a heavy accent that if they don't make you the goddamn cheesiest pizza on this side of the Spanish Main, Arr, you're going to make them walk the plank (note: it might be helpful to have a plank).

Orrrrrr, you could call Jen up and tell her to make you a pizza.

krylo May 18 2007, 04:26:23 UTC

You are insane.

The part that really drives that home is strapping a mewly cat to my shoulder. I mean, what? Seriously, what?

akichan May 18 2007, 16:15:03 UTC

Well, you don't have a parrot and your dogs would just be too much.

posindustries May 17 2007, 18:10:59 UTC

Oh man, the same thing happened to me last night. Except, instead of a pizza it was 4 naked brunettes.

krylo May 18 2007, 04:25:15 UTC

I'll sleep through the alarm for the ladies.

funka_genocide May 18 2007, 03:44:57 UTC

I went to sleep at 4am cuddling my pillow. For reasons I cannot explain fully.

SUSPENSE!

krylo May 18 2007, 04:26:43 UTC

Probably because it was comfy?

bravefencermike May 19 2007, 16:26:18 UTC

You don't wake up on the wrong side of the bed, you get up on it. And if the wrong side of the bed is a qwall, that means you slam into a wall getting up. And that'd piss a lot of people off.

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