The last fifteen minutes of my day at work kicked ass. First off, realize that it was the last fifteen minutes before a four day weekend. Fuck yah. Take THAT work force! I'm out of you for four fucking days! In your goddamn face, bitch ( Read more... )

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Type your username with these various parts of your body ( Read more... )

Goddamn that's ugly... but everyone likes it...

So yesterday I went shopping and bought three very cool things. The first of which was a 150 dollar MP3 player. This one. It kicks copius amounts of ass. Backlit display, 256 megs of storage space, upgradedable with a card to get me a full gig more, you can set up playlists, bookmarks, has a five band equalizer, is easy as hell to use--just ( Read more... )

I've no idea how I have such a low homicidal insanity level when I use aborted fetuses to kill hospital workers...

Well, everyone else was writing stories and posting them in their LJs so here's one by me. Very short.

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Right, so I figured it was about time to update, but I couldn't think of anything to say, so instead I just took this ( survey. )

Well, because I'm certain you're all on the respective edges of your proverbial seats wondering how my christmas went, I figured I'd let you all know with one of my rare journal entries. Aren't you all soooo lucky? Getting to find out just how great or bad my Christmas was, and it was mostly ok. Sure, it had it's down points... like only getting ( Read more... )

So... I'm pretty bored, so I figured I'd steal this survey from BlushingSapphire... just like I stole the last one. Apparently she's bored a lot... she's had three up there in the last week or so. It's about the last year, and I'm not very good at dates, so I can't promise it will be very accurate. Welp, here it is... ( SPAM )