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My first thought when I heard the song was that the diet of a retired hoe would be sperm. Fact! By the way, did our man Rufus invent the expression, or is it widely used?
My right mouse button is being a lazy sod, making copy+paste a bitch for a comptard.
NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Line, after both my grandmothers, Lilly and Pauline
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? An hour or two. My eyes are still funny.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? At least it's got personality! It's not very... neat, but sometimes I catch myself creating beautiful single letters or words, often when my mind's drifting, so my theory is that I really have a beautiful inner hand. Of course, when my mind starts drifting whatever I write doesn't work too well with the context, so I have to erase it. I should work harder on incorporating the random words into the text, to preserve the beauty of my inner hand.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Meat for lunch? It's salad all the way, baby! We have this sponsored salad bar at work, which is where I have most of my lunches, and when I'm not at work I normally sleep so long that my breakfast serves (haha, got it?) the dual purpose of both break'ie and lunch.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No. And we're all better off for it. Consider it my contribution to the world... Might have some when I'm over my current view of them as something not quite human (not saying they're worse!) that I've no idea how to tackle. I'm not yet craving babies, but I'm sure it'll all fall into place some day, and I'll know what to do and how to care for the thing. I find myself thinking more of them than before, but it's not worrying me. What does worry me however, are those girls who talk about it with such passion their cheeks go red and their eyes wide. 20 years old.
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Unlikely. People need to be pretty persistent to earn my friendship -I've got difficulties believing others can care about me- and I never go out of my way to prove my qualities as a friend. Or indeed any other quality. I like pleasant surprises, and I don't want to "sell" myself. If someone wants my company they should want me -whatever that is- and not some talent, skill or connection they want to sample. I'm not much of a sucker myself, and I hate others who are. I believe in coincidence and making the best out of what you're given, not enforced pretend friendships.
On the other hand I often strike up conversations with new people, and especially the "special" ones. Not sure how I appear to the world, though.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes. I'm awful, but it's hard not to.
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Jup
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Hell yes!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I'm not picky. Usually I have a mix, and in general I prefer dark, grainy stuff with bits of fruits and berries on top. No sugar. And those were proper fresh fruits, yeah?
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Depends on the shoes
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Think you can take me on? Huh, huh?! It's embarassing, but I'm a notorious fighter within my circles... It's some childish, caveman way of letting people know I care, although they don't always get the message. Funny how that can happen when civilisation gets too far from it's roots. I mainly go for boys, so it's some cave flirting, I guess.
I'd say my legs are pretty muscular, and I can carry things on my hips, but I'll lose to anyone arm wrestling.
I can take a lot, but I'm a bit messed up as well, so my pshycic strength is debatable.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Italian?
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Hair. Unless they've got an abnormally big nose or something hideous that calls for attention.
RED OR PINK? Red
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I'm generally sickening in love with myself, but I wish I had a want of some kind. A passion.
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Daniel?
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black pants(UK) :P Sorry, but I'm about to fall asleep in my bed here
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Satsuma
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Kent (Celsius), and I've been for nearly two weeks, after listening to them at an afterparty with a bunch of boys. It's sort of girly, really. Swedish easy-listen pop, and I'll admit to laughing on the inside when I think of it. They're sweet, though. The boys with the girly taste in music :P
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? ?
FAVORITE SMELLS? Coffee, sun-tan lotion, permanent marker pens (that'd be alcohol), paint (house, outdoor. summer), brownies, sea, cold, snow, Christmas
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My sister
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Extreme sports. Skateboarding. Dancing, beach volleyball. It often annoys me when I think about how abundant football is! What a dull game that is to watch :(
HAIR COLOR? Brown
EYE COLOR? Blue
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No. Want to test coloured ones though!
FAVORITE FOOD? I'll eat anything, but ask me and I'll say tomato soup! I'm spoilt with lavish meat courses on a daily basis, and perhaps I've tired from it, which is why most of my favourite things are cheap and/or simple. Handy for whenever I shall start cooking my own...
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Good endings...
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Can't actally remember! And I love movies
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Hehe, again, not wearing one. Have a purple dressing gown on top, though.
SUMMER OR WINTER? Tough one. While autumn is easily my favourite, summer and winter are both runner ups. Summer holidays last forever, it's warm and you don't have to put on so much when you go out the door, it's always light outside and people are happier and more relaxed. I love the snow, the coldness, the dark, how clean/soft/hard the world appears, the northern lights, Christmas and my birthday ha-ha.
HUGS OR KISSES? Ngh! Awkward. I'm awkward. In general I'm less uncomfortable with kisses.
FAVORITE DESSERT? Ah, so much sex! Chocolate fudge brownie cake?
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Ngh, sorry. I'm awful.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Not using one
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? Tila Tequila!!! It was shocking. I mean, I like my unreal reality dosages, but this was much like OD-ing.
FAVORITE SOUND? The satisfying click from when I shut the lid of a Lackerol box. It lets me know it works and all is perfect harmony.
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Kinks! Or Doors, or... Seriously, I'm not a major fan of either. But I guess I'll go with the Beatles as I've hardly listened to the Stones, and they've got a few cute ones. And they remind me of two of my friends. And they're legends.
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Guadeloupe
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Several. They keep revealing themselves at random moments. I could also boast a powerful ability to attract unwanted stalkers, if only that was something to be proud of.
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? At a hospital in Northern Norway.