I figured i oughta update this sumbitch, on the off chance that i have one lone fan that's been waiting all these long months for a sparkle of my dry wit and sardonic humor
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1 you may not use, any puinctuation that makes sesne. 2 you can not use...spell checker. heh 3 you have to say things like dear reader swell this is not going as witty as i thought heh 4 you must write about the "one that got away"... swell 5. be completely lacking in any style, make it up as you go! 6 be very preachy 7 point out the wrongs of the world from your high pedestal, talk about the 90's a lot (the last period of your life when you had friends) 8 speaking of friends, cut ties with- all- of -them -except... the really fucking lame ones who are just older versions of yourself 9 talk about the sex you never had, a lot. refer to it as amazing. 10 write a great novel.
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1 you may not use, any puinctuation that makes sesne.
2 you can not use...spell checker.
heh
3 you have to say things like dear reader
swell
this is
not going as witty as i thought
heh
4 you must write about the "one that got away"... swell
5. be completely lacking in any style, make it up as you go!
6 be very preachy
7 point out the wrongs of the world from your high pedestal, talk about the 90's a lot (the last period of your life when you had friends)
8 speaking of friends, cut ties with- all- of -them -except... the really fucking lame ones who are just older versions of yourself
9 talk about the sex you never had, a lot. refer to it as amazing.
10 write a great novel.
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