Flying

[krysalist]

Sometimes I look at my future fellow passengers waiting to board an airplane and try to identify reasons why the almighty unspeakable thing might punish them with fiery death. I wonder if we will bond together with our sins upon our shoulders as the airplane descends rapidly into an unmarked field or mountain somewhere, as our bodies return to dust

Comments

[foulmouthed_cat]

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Crashaclysm

[anonymous]

When it happens, while the others are wailing or praying frantically, I intend to yell "yeeeeeee-haaaaaaaa" a la Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove.