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i've been thinking about past times a lot, because i do that quite often, and i thought i might as well record them.
if livejournal cooperates this time.
6th grade
:Mrs. Wise's class- we had four mikes in our class, and "The Miestro"=Mike Guadagnini, who sat in front of the tape player and she said, "Hit it, Miestro!" every morning as soon as the announcements finished, and we sang whatever national anthem we were learning at the time. Then Fifty Nifty as we did our map puzzles. Once Maura couldn't remember all of the words to the president poem, so she mouthed "watermelon" repeatedly and never got caught. I always admired her for that because everyone else got caught! [I still remember the vast majority of the songs/poems we learned in there, too, which is really sad.] Justin Adkins was "The Voice of Reason". Once I was in a reading group with Stephanie Engle, who I always thought never liked me, and she told me she shaved her legs, and I thought she was SO cool that I went home and tried it. I got to know Victoria and Kellie and Ceilidh and Maura, and became close with Melinda, and then in turn, Halley, and I was happy all the time.
:I went out with Matt Siracuse and at a dance, he bought me a rose, and while we danced, I asked Kellie to hold it, and she held it over our heads and giggled and I thought she was so gay. I still have that rose, pressed in a scrapbook of middle school stuff.
:I was only in advanced english, and I had over a hundred in math, and when we did homework in class, i'd always finish so quickly that i'd talk and cause disruptions, and in science i had a 105 average and was bored to the skull, and I got switched up to all advanced classes, and I was so excited because all of my friends were in all advanced. I guess I was so stoked that I talked a lot, because I got moved to the very back corner of the class, all alone, in a single desk.
:I met Leigh for the first time, at a soccer game, and I ran into a wall and she thought I was soo stupid.
:Once I was at Teeter's house, yea, I donned her the name "teeter" in 6th grade, and Woody came over and the first thing I said to him was, "Hey, want to see my bandaid?" because I had gotten a shot earlier. Yea, I was gay.
7th grade
:This was my favorite middle school year. I had the best team. Tiffany and Victoria and I came to become better-than-best friends.
-tiff and i dressed as twins a lot, and often times people got us confused from behind. [weird thinking about that now, when we look soo different] Once when we went on a field trip to the bowling alley, we wore red shirts, black pants, the silver sparkly belts we got together, a red ribbon in our ponytails, and white shoes. When her cousins came to pick us up, one of them picked me up instead of Tiffany and I got scared. Then when we were at my house, picking up my stuff to stay the night with her, my dad called her "Krystle". We were so excited that we tricked people.
-i went out with bryan almost the entire year, and he'd always come to my locker between bells.
-tiff, vicky, and i made a video for english [pyramus and thisbe] and i was the man, victoria was the girl, and tiffany was the lion. i don't remember what the story was about, but i remember tiffany had my tutu around her head and victoria was wearing my poodle skirt, and she was running down my yard, tripped and ate shit, her skirt flew up, and her undies were revealed to the camera. We didn't know how to edit that out, so we left it, and the tape was displayed to the class, and victoria tried to fastforward that part, and i don't remember if she did or not.
-1920's day- SOMEONE signed me up to dance the Charleston without CONSULTING ME FIRST. but it was okay, because the practices were fun, and Max Schar and i were partners and we grew closer.
-tiff and i had a problem with boys grabbing our behinds. i don't know what it was, but it happened incessantly. once, i told justin spivey if he did it again, i'd ram his ballsac, and i guess he didn't take me seriously. needless to say, the boy suffered immensely.
8th grade
:Advanced Art Class. Emma Biron. Victoria Bauza. Tiffany Wiggs. Krystle Andrassy. Classic Memories.
-once we put victoria in one of the large janitorial trashcans and rolled her down the hall.
-we had to make clay animals, and i made "Rosie", the unproportionate...thing. when it came time to put them in the display case in the hall, i made sure rosie was front and center.
-we had to draw superheros using shading techniques or something. i drew brainchild. to this day, it still frightens emma. along with a rainbow-striped shoe i own [don't know where it came from or why i have it, or why there's only one.]
-we had to do some crazy-style drawings, and we had a different model every day. [model= someone in the class who went and sat on a chair on the counter and held that position and everyone drew them] we started out fine...then i suppose we got bored and wanted to shake things up a bit, because by the end of the unit, i'm pretty sure our drawings looked more like busted-ass animals. Tiffany's drawing of Justin Damwebber was the best one.
-we had to do the same drawings of hands...and victoria did some retarded hands...similar to the ones in scary movie2, and put them on the board. One day, mrs.brown was looking at them, and i guess she didn't think anyone was listening, and she picked up the pictures and muttered, "Hmm...must be Jesse's..." [jesse= this weird boy in our class...evil/reclusive/flat-out weird.]
-jesse pulled my stool out from under me as i went to sit and i fell flat on my ass and i started yelling at him.
-mrs.brown asked us to go to the library to collect as many magazines as we could [they were throwing them all away] and bring them back (just us four girls). we went, took more than our little arms could carry, and on the way back, since i still had a crush on woody, and his classroom was right down the hall from ours, we all four purposely dropped every magazine right in front of his classroom. we must have been carrying 75 magazines each, give or take a few. woody, his teacher, and sam stephens came out and helped us carry our magazines back to class ,and when we got there..."look mrs.brown, we made friends!"
[we always went to visit woody in his class and his teacher always kicked us out]
-fat lady with no hair.
-mrs.brown asked us to go get the cooler out of her truck, so we did [all 4 of us again], and we were curious as to what was inside of it, so smartypants emma opened it and it was full of dead fish, and we all screamed and dropped it and they all fell out.
:Mrs. White. "Pssssshhhhh". Once Matt Lowman wanted to go to the bathroom and Mrs. White didn't like him so she said no, and he poured water all over his pants and said, "Look Judes, you made me piss myself now" and she was like, "Pssshh".
-Katie and I were typing something for her on her computer, and she had this tendency to blame everything on "That Woman" she shared a classroom with, and she had no idea how to work the computer as it was, so we turned off the printer and told her it was broken, and she told us to go get the Computer Teacher so we did and he thought she was such an idiot and everyone was laughing.
-once we locked her out and turned off the lights and all put our heads down and stomped our feet and she cried because we were mean. they tried to give us all ISS. and we had to write apology letters to her for an english assignment.
-we'd watch movies in there and rewind them and watch them again so she'd think we were still on the same one...
-one time junior kobbe climbed out her window and came back in and she never noticed.
-we kept track of how many times a class she said "pssssh"...we had a log book and we passed it around.
-the "four crazies"
:Non-druggie parties with afton and maura...new years eve at afton's house with our hot makeup...
:Making the German video with Maura and Afton..."Hallo kinder! Ich heisse Frau Cleo! WOOAHHH!"[afton falls down stairs] with crazy makeup, running around outside and playing with the kids we didnt know at victoria's soccer party...afton chased one kid with a blowdryer and said "back away or ill blow you!" [...as the plug dangles behind her...]
:Collaboration of the seven...Tiff, Bec, Mal, and I were in French together. Mal, Bec, Jess, and Liz had moved here the summer before 8th grade and didn't really know anyone. Liz and Jess became friends from classes. Liz and Mal became friends from classes. Tiff, Kel, and I were already good friends. I met mal in dance and then i realized, hey she's in my french class, too! and we started talking and I introduced her to Tiff. Bec was in tiff's and my classes [tiff and i had the exact same schedule] and we started talking. Then Mal introduced us to Liz, who introduced us to Jess, but Jess used to hate Mal and called her "frosty the snowbitch". eventually we all started hanging out.
:on my birthday, we all went to mal's, and i sat on greg braun's lap and he told me to get up, and i cried for 10 minutes then i realized how gay i was being and ate cake. the next morning, i had a field hockey game, and since i had come home with mal and didnt have room to bring my cleats, i wore the leopard vans i had recently gotten, which were [and still are] 4 sizes too big, and i tripped and ate shit. my whole elbow was bloody turf burn, and the first aid people didn't put anything on it before putting medical tape on, so you can imagine how it felt when i had to peel it off.
:becca-house sleepovers. kody and heath. the red blanket. laying on the trampoline under the stars. first time with maryjane. cuddling. andy wells calling me a gremlin. john scaring the hell out of me. one night the guys told becca and me that there was someone scary outside [i cant remember if it was the little girl or homeless man] and they were going to attack us, and someone went around back and banged on the windows, and after that, i refused to sleep next to the door.
:becca and i went to the hotline skate competition, and i'm pretty sure we were the only girls there. i kissed heath, and i sorta missed. hahaha i'm GAY.
:getting caught stealing with liz, emi, and mal....liz was grounded that whole summer :(
:one night at mal's about 30 kids showed up and we all transferred to wes gatling's house, which is far, far down the street, and it was dark, and no one felt like walking...some skated, some biked, some rode on the golfcart, and tyler lynn was riding a mo-ped and made several trips to get us, and i remember him going really fast down that dark windy road and i was scared for my life, holding onto him as tight as i could without hurting him, and his long curls were in my face and i couldn't really breathe.
:one day sam rye and i took his golfcart all the way to alex rowley's house, and stopped at katie ross's on the way. everyone pointed and laughed at us and we had a lot of fun.
:i liked tom minor a lot and once we went to the mall with becca, and i was so hyper he didn't like me anymore after that, but we had fun while we were there...we got those sticky pictures in the photobooth things and i kicked the machine, imitating something victoria had done, and the really bad pictures printed. we went to johnny rocket's and messed with all of the stuff on the table.
:my parents told me we were going camping and i could bring a friend, and i brought tiff, and we were all "ughhh camping" and when we woke up, we were in front of this HUGE mansion in the middle of nowhere, and my dad was "inside checking in to get our tent number", according to my mom, and then my dad came back out and told us to get our bags and we were staying there! [they tricked us] and my sister brought sam harrell, and the house was beautiful but it was soo boring...soo cold outside, and our backyard was a mile long about, and it was a peninsula into the water...i swear the house was haunted. we made a movie, and tiff still has it.
:i dated zack swain for about a week. and afton, him, evan, and i were hanging out one evening and walking around middle plantation and i was being really hyper and saying crazy things and the boys were all silent and just kept laughing and thinking i was gay as shit, which i was, and when it got dark and afton and i went back to her house, i was saying goodbye to zack and i was standing on the curb [midget] and he kissed me and i was so stoked and then afton and i went inside and watched 16 candles and i was soo happy.
:on august 21st, 2002, alex, fathead, kellie, and i went to see Signs, and i started dating alex. :)
:tiff and i were acquainted with sean naylor and troy poulin...who, we were convinced, were homosexual. and once all 4 of us were chillin on my top bunk back when i rocked the bunk beds, and everytime i said something "stupid", i got sprayed with nasty perfume. and hit with pillows. and eventually i was kicked out of my own room for "smelling so badly".
9th grade
:the first day of school, i wore a really slutty shirt, and donny and juan were in my french class, but i didnt know them yet, along with mal, and julee who i hadn't seen since elemntary school since she went to KLMS. juan and donny passed her a note telling her to come sit with them, but "don't bring those two sluts with you." [mal and me]. haha. harsh.
:french2- the fashion show. our theme was pjs. we were changing in the bathroom, and my cool ass decided to wear zipup footie pjs. well, as soon as we were walking out of the bathroom, there was a senior class meeting or something. yea, i felt cool with everyone staring. haha, actually i didn't care. it was funny. i basically gave up on french that year...along with sarah rea. i was supposed to fail but didn't...and she actually did. haha <3. we sat at the back of the class and were gay by ourselves. for valentines day mme.comstock gave us those candy hearts and we wrote ALBINO on one and threw it at this girl who pissed us off. another time, she was banging her foot on the file cabinet and i thought someone was on the roof. mal always talked to chinois, who could never remember what he did the previous weekend. one time when we played "Flashy Flashy", donny ripped my card and we couldnt find tape so we just hid it. haha.and sarah rea managed to steal everything right out from under mme's nose...once she went up to the chalkboard, took down a big poster that said "caution when flashing", rolled it up, and walked out the door with it for me.
WthnClosdEyes: remember how we used to take like the flash cards that mme comstock would use to teach the class and hide them in that cheese box so she couldnt find them hahaha
WthnClosdEyes: and steal candy out of that file cabinet
:world history2 with kody. aww...deep talks and notes and mrs.martin loved him.
:ms.mccall...UGH. she used to snort all of her drainage and then spit it into a napkin. and she always mixed up afton and me. we made a video for english and laura brinn was squealer and i'm pretty sure she made the best pig i've ever seen.
:the whole...incident. and then kara. i miss her.
:the show at kyle foster's...i made out with alrowl for the first time on his floating dock, and what we thought were fish jumping out of the water was actually cole throwing rocks at us. everyone jumped in kyles pool fully-clothed and everyone was running around sopping-wet.
:the show at kurt/jack flemming's...i had smoked a few black-and-milds and due to autonaumic disfunction, i kept passing out, and i passed out on either cole or ryan, and they were like, "alex, your girl is tryin to get with me, better watch out!" and alex got soo mad but it was funny because i was out like a light. then that night everyone went to mal's and alex made out with her dog, cole and kody straight passed out on her bed, and her parents ordered pizza. mal's parents are so generous. one night a bunch of people were over and her dad bought wendys for everyone. damn. that's so much.
:after nick dodson's show, mal's dad picked all 10 of us up and took us to my house and had bouight a pizza for us and we ate it in the car and sang "complicated" by avril lavigne at the top of our lungs...mr.werth included. when we got to my house, we tried to sneak out to meet up with cory and wes, and in the process someone let my dogs out on accident, so we spent like 45 minutes chasing them, everyone stepped in dogshit barefoot, and we never got caught. but then when kel, jess, and i tried to sneak out to taylor's, we got caught.
:jess and i snuck out to cory's one night with him, riley, and wes, and i'm pretty sure those three are some of the funniest kids alive. riley was like, "you're not american. what's your heritage?" and i was like, "Czechoslovakia" and his eyes bugged out and he was like, "CZECHOSLOVAKIA?!?!" and then he passed out [asleep]. and wes and riley were playfighting and riley pulled a knife out and wes held up an empty capri sun and said in a really funny voice, "CAPRI SUN?!"
:lucky7 fights every day over gay shit like how high someones bellybutton is.
:THE sleepover at kody's...
-walking hardees/asian market wearing their sweatshirts
-"are you DONE yet?!"
-"wake and BAKE!"
:I met Laura Laukaitis from Brittany Clayton...who I met in lunch because I told her she looked like someone I knew...and we had that sleepover and made that silly movie and i fed them mac n cheese and ham...and from there on out it was YAYY BUDDIES
:jessie west and britney davidson...tipsy on the beach..."man, i am so P-I-S-T PISSED that he hasn't called me!" -jessie. taping herself up in medical tape and rolling on her bed. peanut butter for breakfast, lunch, dinner. ORGANIC pb.
:jessie, kellie, and i went to bk once and all jessie wanted were honey packets. kellie and i got chicken nuggets.
:the night kellie, kellee, liz, leigh, and i played...target trying on HUGE bras and underwear, hottub, technoing with drugged-up guys, then on kellee's boat the next day tubing and on her water slide and shit and in her SALTWATER pool...
:lucky7 sleepovers..."oh gawd i broke it" video, eating the world, fay calls, gossip, watching porn, "we are not the lucky7", everyones away message="lucky 7 sleep minus ______ [whoever was missing]!" eating the world, mass pics, gossip, eating the world, dancing, movies, etc. <3to my girlies.
:liz and i went to nc for sb and did NOTHING but play cards the whole time. and she cheats.
10th grade
:alrowl
:getting really close with andrea...too bad her mom saw my butt before she saw my face!
:one day it was snowing and al and fatty and leigh were over and cole was talking to us online and wanted to come over, and he said he was going to ride his bike, and we laughed and kind of forgot about it, ya know, thought he was joking, and we went and played in the snow at alanton and came back to my house and a little while later my mom knocks on the door, "krystle you have company", and i open the door to cole standing there, hands and face red, sopping wet, not even wearing a warm jacket, and i was like "COLE, how did you get here?" "i rode my bike, you jackass, i told you that". [he lives approximately 7 miles away...down the boulevard...in kings grant...i live in alanton...]
:PE ... our row: Lizz Amador, Courtney Anderson, me, Marie Arney. Mr.Wilson wanted to kill us because we never shut up. Especially Courtney. hahaha. <3 "mama polar bear". kellie, teets, and i followed jonathan henry around without trying to look obvious...and he thought we were gay [and now he's my baybee!]
:kellie's birthday party...we ate SOOOOOOOOO much.
:mals birthday party...kara came back!!
:lizz amador's parties...crazzzzyyyyy
:prom with alrowlllllll.
:sean + amy + alex + krystle = krystle's backyard at nighttime in hammocks. venturing into the woods across the street and getting lost. "vandalizing" a bus at alanton.
:summer, dated jordan...we used to go to the beach and sit and cuddle and talk at dusk. and i was referenced to as "alison" since andre hates me.
:homecoming with mal, nathan, and alex...hah beforehand...
:bikinis in the snow with liz, la, katelyn, and bec...brr.
:MONSTER.GACY.
i hope there will be manyyyyyyyyyy more to come. mad props to anyone who actually read all of that!
if livejournal cooperates this time.
6th grade
:Mrs. Wise's class- we had four mikes in our class, and "The Miestro"=Mike Guadagnini, who sat in front of the tape player and she said, "Hit it, Miestro!" every morning as soon as the announcements finished, and we sang whatever national anthem we were learning at the time. Then Fifty Nifty as we did our map puzzles. Once Maura couldn't remember all of the words to the president poem, so she mouthed "watermelon" repeatedly and never got caught. I always admired her for that because everyone else got caught! [I still remember the vast majority of the songs/poems we learned in there, too, which is really sad.] Justin Adkins was "The Voice of Reason". Once I was in a reading group with Stephanie Engle, who I always thought never liked me, and she told me she shaved her legs, and I thought she was SO cool that I went home and tried it. I got to know Victoria and Kellie and Ceilidh and Maura, and became close with Melinda, and then in turn, Halley, and I was happy all the time.
:I went out with Matt Siracuse and at a dance, he bought me a rose, and while we danced, I asked Kellie to hold it, and she held it over our heads and giggled and I thought she was so gay. I still have that rose, pressed in a scrapbook of middle school stuff.
:I was only in advanced english, and I had over a hundred in math, and when we did homework in class, i'd always finish so quickly that i'd talk and cause disruptions, and in science i had a 105 average and was bored to the skull, and I got switched up to all advanced classes, and I was so excited because all of my friends were in all advanced. I guess I was so stoked that I talked a lot, because I got moved to the very back corner of the class, all alone, in a single desk.
:I met Leigh for the first time, at a soccer game, and I ran into a wall and she thought I was soo stupid.
:Once I was at Teeter's house, yea, I donned her the name "teeter" in 6th grade, and Woody came over and the first thing I said to him was, "Hey, want to see my bandaid?" because I had gotten a shot earlier. Yea, I was gay.
7th grade
:This was my favorite middle school year. I had the best team. Tiffany and Victoria and I came to become better-than-best friends.
-tiff and i dressed as twins a lot, and often times people got us confused from behind. [weird thinking about that now, when we look soo different] Once when we went on a field trip to the bowling alley, we wore red shirts, black pants, the silver sparkly belts we got together, a red ribbon in our ponytails, and white shoes. When her cousins came to pick us up, one of them picked me up instead of Tiffany and I got scared. Then when we were at my house, picking up my stuff to stay the night with her, my dad called her "Krystle". We were so excited that we tricked people.
-i went out with bryan almost the entire year, and he'd always come to my locker between bells.
-tiff, vicky, and i made a video for english [pyramus and thisbe] and i was the man, victoria was the girl, and tiffany was the lion. i don't remember what the story was about, but i remember tiffany had my tutu around her head and victoria was wearing my poodle skirt, and she was running down my yard, tripped and ate shit, her skirt flew up, and her undies were revealed to the camera. We didn't know how to edit that out, so we left it, and the tape was displayed to the class, and victoria tried to fastforward that part, and i don't remember if she did or not.
-1920's day- SOMEONE signed me up to dance the Charleston without CONSULTING ME FIRST. but it was okay, because the practices were fun, and Max Schar and i were partners and we grew closer.
-tiff and i had a problem with boys grabbing our behinds. i don't know what it was, but it happened incessantly. once, i told justin spivey if he did it again, i'd ram his ballsac, and i guess he didn't take me seriously. needless to say, the boy suffered immensely.
8th grade
:Advanced Art Class. Emma Biron. Victoria Bauza. Tiffany Wiggs. Krystle Andrassy. Classic Memories.
-once we put victoria in one of the large janitorial trashcans and rolled her down the hall.
-we had to make clay animals, and i made "Rosie", the unproportionate...thing. when it came time to put them in the display case in the hall, i made sure rosie was front and center.
-we had to draw superheros using shading techniques or something. i drew brainchild. to this day, it still frightens emma. along with a rainbow-striped shoe i own [don't know where it came from or why i have it, or why there's only one.]
-we had to do some crazy-style drawings, and we had a different model every day. [model= someone in the class who went and sat on a chair on the counter and held that position and everyone drew them] we started out fine...then i suppose we got bored and wanted to shake things up a bit, because by the end of the unit, i'm pretty sure our drawings looked more like busted-ass animals. Tiffany's drawing of Justin Damwebber was the best one.
-we had to do the same drawings of hands...and victoria did some retarded hands...similar to the ones in scary movie2, and put them on the board. One day, mrs.brown was looking at them, and i guess she didn't think anyone was listening, and she picked up the pictures and muttered, "Hmm...must be Jesse's..." [jesse= this weird boy in our class...evil/reclusive/flat-out weird.]
-jesse pulled my stool out from under me as i went to sit and i fell flat on my ass and i started yelling at him.
-mrs.brown asked us to go to the library to collect as many magazines as we could [they were throwing them all away] and bring them back (just us four girls). we went, took more than our little arms could carry, and on the way back, since i still had a crush on woody, and his classroom was right down the hall from ours, we all four purposely dropped every magazine right in front of his classroom. we must have been carrying 75 magazines each, give or take a few. woody, his teacher, and sam stephens came out and helped us carry our magazines back to class ,and when we got there..."look mrs.brown, we made friends!"
[we always went to visit woody in his class and his teacher always kicked us out]
-fat lady with no hair.
-mrs.brown asked us to go get the cooler out of her truck, so we did [all 4 of us again], and we were curious as to what was inside of it, so smartypants emma opened it and it was full of dead fish, and we all screamed and dropped it and they all fell out.
:Mrs. White. "Pssssshhhhh". Once Matt Lowman wanted to go to the bathroom and Mrs. White didn't like him so she said no, and he poured water all over his pants and said, "Look Judes, you made me piss myself now" and she was like, "Pssshh".
-Katie and I were typing something for her on her computer, and she had this tendency to blame everything on "That Woman" she shared a classroom with, and she had no idea how to work the computer as it was, so we turned off the printer and told her it was broken, and she told us to go get the Computer Teacher so we did and he thought she was such an idiot and everyone was laughing.
-once we locked her out and turned off the lights and all put our heads down and stomped our feet and she cried because we were mean. they tried to give us all ISS. and we had to write apology letters to her for an english assignment.
-we'd watch movies in there and rewind them and watch them again so she'd think we were still on the same one...
-one time junior kobbe climbed out her window and came back in and she never noticed.
-we kept track of how many times a class she said "pssssh"...we had a log book and we passed it around.
-the "four crazies"
:Non-druggie parties with afton and maura...new years eve at afton's house with our hot makeup...
:Making the German video with Maura and Afton..."Hallo kinder! Ich heisse Frau Cleo! WOOAHHH!"[afton falls down stairs] with crazy makeup, running around outside and playing with the kids we didnt know at victoria's soccer party...afton chased one kid with a blowdryer and said "back away or ill blow you!" [...as the plug dangles behind her...]
:Collaboration of the seven...Tiff, Bec, Mal, and I were in French together. Mal, Bec, Jess, and Liz had moved here the summer before 8th grade and didn't really know anyone. Liz and Jess became friends from classes. Liz and Mal became friends from classes. Tiff, Kel, and I were already good friends. I met mal in dance and then i realized, hey she's in my french class, too! and we started talking and I introduced her to Tiff. Bec was in tiff's and my classes [tiff and i had the exact same schedule] and we started talking. Then Mal introduced us to Liz, who introduced us to Jess, but Jess used to hate Mal and called her "frosty the snowbitch". eventually we all started hanging out.
:on my birthday, we all went to mal's, and i sat on greg braun's lap and he told me to get up, and i cried for 10 minutes then i realized how gay i was being and ate cake. the next morning, i had a field hockey game, and since i had come home with mal and didnt have room to bring my cleats, i wore the leopard vans i had recently gotten, which were [and still are] 4 sizes too big, and i tripped and ate shit. my whole elbow was bloody turf burn, and the first aid people didn't put anything on it before putting medical tape on, so you can imagine how it felt when i had to peel it off.
:becca-house sleepovers. kody and heath. the red blanket. laying on the trampoline under the stars. first time with maryjane. cuddling. andy wells calling me a gremlin. john scaring the hell out of me. one night the guys told becca and me that there was someone scary outside [i cant remember if it was the little girl or homeless man] and they were going to attack us, and someone went around back and banged on the windows, and after that, i refused to sleep next to the door.
:becca and i went to the hotline skate competition, and i'm pretty sure we were the only girls there. i kissed heath, and i sorta missed. hahaha i'm GAY.
:getting caught stealing with liz, emi, and mal....liz was grounded that whole summer :(
:one night at mal's about 30 kids showed up and we all transferred to wes gatling's house, which is far, far down the street, and it was dark, and no one felt like walking...some skated, some biked, some rode on the golfcart, and tyler lynn was riding a mo-ped and made several trips to get us, and i remember him going really fast down that dark windy road and i was scared for my life, holding onto him as tight as i could without hurting him, and his long curls were in my face and i couldn't really breathe.
:one day sam rye and i took his golfcart all the way to alex rowley's house, and stopped at katie ross's on the way. everyone pointed and laughed at us and we had a lot of fun.
:i liked tom minor a lot and once we went to the mall with becca, and i was so hyper he didn't like me anymore after that, but we had fun while we were there...we got those sticky pictures in the photobooth things and i kicked the machine, imitating something victoria had done, and the really bad pictures printed. we went to johnny rocket's and messed with all of the stuff on the table.
:my parents told me we were going camping and i could bring a friend, and i brought tiff, and we were all "ughhh camping" and when we woke up, we were in front of this HUGE mansion in the middle of nowhere, and my dad was "inside checking in to get our tent number", according to my mom, and then my dad came back out and told us to get our bags and we were staying there! [they tricked us] and my sister brought sam harrell, and the house was beautiful but it was soo boring...soo cold outside, and our backyard was a mile long about, and it was a peninsula into the water...i swear the house was haunted. we made a movie, and tiff still has it.
:i dated zack swain for about a week. and afton, him, evan, and i were hanging out one evening and walking around middle plantation and i was being really hyper and saying crazy things and the boys were all silent and just kept laughing and thinking i was gay as shit, which i was, and when it got dark and afton and i went back to her house, i was saying goodbye to zack and i was standing on the curb [midget] and he kissed me and i was so stoked and then afton and i went inside and watched 16 candles and i was soo happy.
:on august 21st, 2002, alex, fathead, kellie, and i went to see Signs, and i started dating alex. :)
:tiff and i were acquainted with sean naylor and troy poulin...who, we were convinced, were homosexual. and once all 4 of us were chillin on my top bunk back when i rocked the bunk beds, and everytime i said something "stupid", i got sprayed with nasty perfume. and hit with pillows. and eventually i was kicked out of my own room for "smelling so badly".
9th grade
:the first day of school, i wore a really slutty shirt, and donny and juan were in my french class, but i didnt know them yet, along with mal, and julee who i hadn't seen since elemntary school since she went to KLMS. juan and donny passed her a note telling her to come sit with them, but "don't bring those two sluts with you." [mal and me]. haha. harsh.
:french2- the fashion show. our theme was pjs. we were changing in the bathroom, and my cool ass decided to wear zipup footie pjs. well, as soon as we were walking out of the bathroom, there was a senior class meeting or something. yea, i felt cool with everyone staring. haha, actually i didn't care. it was funny. i basically gave up on french that year...along with sarah rea. i was supposed to fail but didn't...and she actually did. haha <3. we sat at the back of the class and were gay by ourselves. for valentines day mme.comstock gave us those candy hearts and we wrote ALBINO on one and threw it at this girl who pissed us off. another time, she was banging her foot on the file cabinet and i thought someone was on the roof. mal always talked to chinois, who could never remember what he did the previous weekend. one time when we played "Flashy Flashy", donny ripped my card and we couldnt find tape so we just hid it. haha.and sarah rea managed to steal everything right out from under mme's nose...once she went up to the chalkboard, took down a big poster that said "caution when flashing", rolled it up, and walked out the door with it for me.
WthnClosdEyes: remember how we used to take like the flash cards that mme comstock would use to teach the class and hide them in that cheese box so she couldnt find them hahaha
WthnClosdEyes: and steal candy out of that file cabinet
:world history2 with kody. aww...deep talks and notes and mrs.martin loved him.
:ms.mccall...UGH. she used to snort all of her drainage and then spit it into a napkin. and she always mixed up afton and me. we made a video for english and laura brinn was squealer and i'm pretty sure she made the best pig i've ever seen.
:the whole...incident. and then kara. i miss her.
:the show at kyle foster's...i made out with alrowl for the first time on his floating dock, and what we thought were fish jumping out of the water was actually cole throwing rocks at us. everyone jumped in kyles pool fully-clothed and everyone was running around sopping-wet.
:the show at kurt/jack flemming's...i had smoked a few black-and-milds and due to autonaumic disfunction, i kept passing out, and i passed out on either cole or ryan, and they were like, "alex, your girl is tryin to get with me, better watch out!" and alex got soo mad but it was funny because i was out like a light. then that night everyone went to mal's and alex made out with her dog, cole and kody straight passed out on her bed, and her parents ordered pizza. mal's parents are so generous. one night a bunch of people were over and her dad bought wendys for everyone. damn. that's so much.
:after nick dodson's show, mal's dad picked all 10 of us up and took us to my house and had bouight a pizza for us and we ate it in the car and sang "complicated" by avril lavigne at the top of our lungs...mr.werth included. when we got to my house, we tried to sneak out to meet up with cory and wes, and in the process someone let my dogs out on accident, so we spent like 45 minutes chasing them, everyone stepped in dogshit barefoot, and we never got caught. but then when kel, jess, and i tried to sneak out to taylor's, we got caught.
:jess and i snuck out to cory's one night with him, riley, and wes, and i'm pretty sure those three are some of the funniest kids alive. riley was like, "you're not american. what's your heritage?" and i was like, "Czechoslovakia" and his eyes bugged out and he was like, "CZECHOSLOVAKIA?!?!" and then he passed out [asleep]. and wes and riley were playfighting and riley pulled a knife out and wes held up an empty capri sun and said in a really funny voice, "CAPRI SUN?!"
:lucky7 fights every day over gay shit like how high someones bellybutton is.
:THE sleepover at kody's...
-walking hardees/asian market wearing their sweatshirts
-"are you DONE yet?!"
-"wake and BAKE!"
:I met Laura Laukaitis from Brittany Clayton...who I met in lunch because I told her she looked like someone I knew...and we had that sleepover and made that silly movie and i fed them mac n cheese and ham...and from there on out it was YAYY BUDDIES
:jessie west and britney davidson...tipsy on the beach..."man, i am so P-I-S-T PISSED that he hasn't called me!" -jessie. taping herself up in medical tape and rolling on her bed. peanut butter for breakfast, lunch, dinner. ORGANIC pb.
:jessie, kellie, and i went to bk once and all jessie wanted were honey packets. kellie and i got chicken nuggets.
:the night kellie, kellee, liz, leigh, and i played...target trying on HUGE bras and underwear, hottub, technoing with drugged-up guys, then on kellee's boat the next day tubing and on her water slide and shit and in her SALTWATER pool...
:lucky7 sleepovers..."oh gawd i broke it" video, eating the world, fay calls, gossip, watching porn, "we are not the lucky7", everyones away message="lucky 7 sleep minus ______ [whoever was missing]!" eating the world, mass pics, gossip, eating the world, dancing, movies, etc. <3to my girlies.
:liz and i went to nc for sb and did NOTHING but play cards the whole time. and she cheats.
10th grade
:alrowl
:getting really close with andrea...too bad her mom saw my butt before she saw my face!
:one day it was snowing and al and fatty and leigh were over and cole was talking to us online and wanted to come over, and he said he was going to ride his bike, and we laughed and kind of forgot about it, ya know, thought he was joking, and we went and played in the snow at alanton and came back to my house and a little while later my mom knocks on the door, "krystle you have company", and i open the door to cole standing there, hands and face red, sopping wet, not even wearing a warm jacket, and i was like "COLE, how did you get here?" "i rode my bike, you jackass, i told you that". [he lives approximately 7 miles away...down the boulevard...in kings grant...i live in alanton...]
:PE ... our row: Lizz Amador, Courtney Anderson, me, Marie Arney. Mr.Wilson wanted to kill us because we never shut up. Especially Courtney. hahaha. <3 "mama polar bear". kellie, teets, and i followed jonathan henry around without trying to look obvious...and he thought we were gay [and now he's my baybee!]
:kellie's birthday party...we ate SOOOOOOOOO much.
:mals birthday party...kara came back!!
:lizz amador's parties...crazzzzyyyyy
:prom with alrowlllllll.
:sean + amy + alex + krystle = krystle's backyard at nighttime in hammocks. venturing into the woods across the street and getting lost. "vandalizing" a bus at alanton.
:summer, dated jordan...we used to go to the beach and sit and cuddle and talk at dusk. and i was referenced to as "alison" since andre hates me.
:homecoming with mal, nathan, and alex...hah beforehand...
:bikinis in the snow with liz, la, katelyn, and bec...brr.
:MONSTER.GACY.
i hope there will be manyyyyyyyyyy more to come. mad props to anyone who actually read all of that!