damn it, julie, i have a paper to write too.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I pushed lapantoufle in the mud (-17 points). Last Friday jotong and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I stole tlnsoccer's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I turned oddcellist in for running naked in the mall (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-870 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
ksnoodle
I am slightly confused by the fact that giving people Dutch ovens is grounds for negative points...
Ok, you know how usually you doze off in class but then you're done and you walk outside and feel awake and refreshed? That didn't happen. Definitely still asleep.