Meet my new girlfriend

[kstone20059]

Ladies & Gents (and onebrownmanI know I havent been hanging around for awhile but its been a busy month of April. I had to detox from Brazil, then I celebrated a birthday (thanx for the Asstropolis Brown), work has been kicking my tail, my govt. gig is getting more strenuous, and I had to deal with a lil bit of personal drama here and there. But the main

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[luvleelocs]

*rolls eyes*

[cherriboo]

Lol, Sexy Bitch isn't a bad name. She's beautiful. You're forgiven for being missing in action.

[blackestsheep]

lovely... that's what's up, low weight and razor performance, me likey!

[kstone20059]

oh yes, next step is a PCIII and a Two Brothers Titanium and Carbon fiber exhaust!

[blackestsheep]

that's what up! and the 600 is easy on you in traffic and stop and go... torque when you need it, not when you don't... what year is it?

[kstone20059]

05 with 2600 miles on it, well 2750 as of last night...

[bellarisa]

She's beautiful!

DO NOT GET DEAD ON THAT THING. We would miss you. Lots.

[kstone20059]

I aint making no promises, but my organ/bone-marrow donation cards are filled out. And if the big homey JC calls me up, my momma is gonna get a fat ass life insurance check.

[bellarisa]

I think she'd rather have you. Furthermore, what makes you so sure it'll be JC a-callin', and not his cousin with the horns and fly pointy tail...>:-P

[kstone20059]

JC is my homey, we go way back.

[kozmicgreys]

She's kinda cute. The mister and I have been looking for a third for our pending threesome. So... give her my screenname or somethin.

[luvleelocs]

No way Jose! you can't have her. As the e-girlfriend I got dips on the threesomes

[kozmicgreys]

lol Wait, you say dips, or dibs? I thought it was the second...

And we just want her for a night or two, tops!

[luvleelocs]

its dibs...too much allergy medicine is making me woozy.

naw son you cant have her.