advent children bitches.

i'm attempting to turn over a new leaf.

treat the ones who i love the most the best
and forgive people for things that aren't worth wasting time/energy on

i miss poeple
im ready to lose ten pounds
and turn into my tan self again

blech

i don't like people

but i DO like jesse shepherd-bates, scott niewinski, and jeremy smith

:)poop(:

have a cigar
you're gonna go far...

im going to have sexual relations with dave grohl ONE DAY

maybe not..

i get to see the silent years tomorrow
yay
im drunk
on 33 dollar polish vodka

Quagmire"Allllriiight!!"

funny story:

my cell phone is gone
it flushed down a toilet at border's

so now i have no friends...

if you call me i apologize
im not trying to ignore you

im just in the sewers of borders

chupacabra on the attack

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.im working for the cash machine.

just in case you were wondering...

The New Hudson Inn is the new hangout my friends...

you wish you were cool enough to watch not only both of your parents,
but your grandpa too
get drunk as hell

Iheartdrummers

Interlochen here we come!
again...

Mike,
whoever you may be. Thank you muchly for creating this hard lemonade!!

Sincerely,
a Loving alcoholic