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Idunno how to link this flash thingy...


http://tinyurl.com/dfbmv

By the way... if your name is Will and you have red hair? Message me on AIM so I can laugh at you for still reading this. :P

KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE ARE SPAWNING!

*shudder*

By the way, I saw the most inspirational and wonderful hardcore band of my life last night. The illustrious BANE, who I've always managed to rant about. I love those boys to death.

Dakota Fanning is a demon, sent to us from the depths of hell to steal away any possible enjoyment of ANY movie made in the next fifty years.

Since Rogers has assraped me once a month for nearly a year now, I'm switching to Telus. I've researched the companies well, now I just need to know about phones. This is the one I'll probably get ( Read more... )

I just got the greatest text ever...

"stfu u & ur term ill puppies"

TERMINALLY ILL PUPPIES!!!

Oh jesus Ka, that's probably the most disturbingly funny phrase on the planet... I'd forgotten about it until I saw that message. :D

From an AP story on the evacuations from the Superdome:

Many people had dogs and they cannot take them on the bus. A police officer took one from a little boy, who cried until he vomited. ''Snowball, snowball,'' he cried. The policeman told a reporter he didn't know what would happen to the dog.I'm sending this to pretty much everybody to give a ( Read more... )

I just kicked all your pirate booties.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!