When I called my womens doctor today and they put me on hold... the music that started playing in the background was "Ganster's Paradise"

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I won the Woolly Worm Festival. No joke.

http://www.woollyworm.com/

Dr. Bronners (its like rubbing your body with peppermint candy) and Organic Frosted Flakes (sooo crunchy and sweet and cold).

I have songs that I have listened to over and over again and they make up the minutes of my life that I repete over and over again in my mind. Why did everything happen the way that it did? I'm not complaining, no! I never will. Things are so amazing. But, I have to wonder... No, I dont have to, but I always will... what could it have been like. ( Read more... )

The Arabian legend of the baobab is that "the devil plucked up the baobab, thrust its branches into the earth and left its ( Read more... )

I've had a job for about a week now. I work in the distribution warehouse for Mast General Store. It is a really awesome job. I dont have to deal with customers or bosses looking over my shoulder. I unpack boxes, price the stuff in them, and then pack stuff back up for the different stores. Most of the work is done individually, so I dont have to ( Read more... )

I was definitly right, Honey Bunches of Oats is really the crunchiest cereal. I checked with the committee.

So, here is what I'm thinking. Kosher Jews dont eat pigs. Pigs have cloven hooves(hoofs? feet!) and God said people werent supposed to eat animals with cloven hooves(and no lobsters cause they were like alien animals). I'm pretty sure that God wanted to keep the pig all too himself cause you can get bacon from a pig. And bacon is really one of the ( Read more... )