Comments | kten: my rider

kten

my rider

Jul 28, 2006 05:51

fresh from cali, david says i have certain personality quirks that he believes would make me a [successful?] hollywood actress. so that being said, i've come up with my demands list for my trailer when i'm on set of a movie ( Read more... )

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senecasaurus July 28 2006, 11:23:49 UTC

but what KIND of melon?

kten July 28 2006, 14:19:23 UTC

good question. yubari. you always have a job as a personal assistant with me if you need one. :-p

bebemochi July 28 2006, 15:22:29 UTC

Make sure those lilies have their stamens removed. Those things are super messy and they stain clothes. *nodnod*

Where is your BOOZE?

kten July 28 2006, 17:12:20 UTC

i knooooow... it was 5 o'clock in the morning and i couldnt spell "gewurztraminer"...

bebemochi July 28 2006, 18:52:43 UTC

I don't think I could ever spell that. I would get my assistant to spell it for me.

1999 July 28 2006, 17:34:34 UTC

you need to specify the kinds of cheeses and make sure you say "FRESH FRUIT" for your fruit tray, specify the toilet paper brand (i prefer cottonelle) and which flavor of twizzlers sours you'd like.

i would also have them playing "eye of the tiger" on repeat when i walked in, to assist me in putting my GAME FACE on.

bebemochi July 28 2006, 18:53:20 UTC

Eye of the Tiger=very yes

kten July 28 2006, 19:01:56 UTC

HAHAHAHA i wasnt planning on giving specifics, so i could hurl the food trays at the production assistants when i am displeased with the provisions.

1999 July 28 2006, 19:10:58 UTC

nah, that's only like, 99.9% bitchy. what you need to do is tell them exactly what you want and then when they bring it, it's not EXACTLY ENOUGH. if you leave info out, then you're kind of a jackass to someone who is logical. but this way you can actually say, "I TOLD YOU WHAT I WANTED, SPECIFICALLY, AND YOU DID NOT DELIVER."

that way they're the jackass. you are not hollywood enough.

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