how i made a drug dealer chuckle

[kten]

yesterday i took my aunt some place for drinks, and as soon as i walked in the door this guy asked to buy me a drink. why not? so we went to the bar, and while we were standing there waiting for the drink orders, i began to notice he was sparkling pretty brightly.

when it comes to male-female relations, i am so slow on the uptake! it takes me like

Comments

[ex_pepelepu]

You needed fool-repellent.

[kten]

i REALLY REALLY REALLY do!

[anonymous]

(andrew, anonymous from net cafe)

I have this image of him starting to juggle the money wads when you're still not impressed by #3.

[kten]

that really would have impressed me