613 Commandments from Andrea's Parents (borrowed w/permission)
Rules
Remember,
these rules are FOR you,
not AGAINST you
No fussing
No whining
Be seen and not heard
Don't tap on the fish tank
Brush your teeth
Don't jump on the bed
No begging
No candy
No toys in the living room
Don�t talk to strangers
Don�t play with your food
Don�t stick forks in electrical outlets
Don�t run with scissors
Don�t do crayon drawings on the wall
No toys on the stairs
Be home when the streetlights come on
Say your prayers
Be in bed by 8
No sulking
Don�t pee in the bathtub
Ask permission
Do unto others as you would have done to you
Say excuse me
Don�t give wedgies, noogies or wet willies
No candles
Listen when I�m talking to you
No more grape juice in the house
Don�t bite your nails
Clean your room
Clean your plate
No running
Don�t take the Lord�s name in vain
Don�t steal
Don�t cheat
Dishes do NOT leave this house
Say please
Be in bed by 9
Comb your hair
No horseplay
Don�t pee in the pool
Don�t wear your brother�s clothes
Say you�re sorry
Pay attention
Don�t play with matches
Don�t torture the cat
Don�t write in books
Stop, drop, and roll
Don�t stick your tongue out at me
Don�t wear shoes in the house
Do what I say
No lying
No cartwheels in the house
Don�t touch the stationary
Don�t cut your own hair
No downloading
No swearing
Just say NO
Don�t wear your sister�s clothes
Chew each bite ten times
Don�t go out barefoot
Don�t give me that look
Don�t beat up your brother
Don�t use shampoo as bubble bath
No water-guns in the house
Don�t beat up your sister
Don�t disrespect your elders
Be home before dark
Don�t share your toothbrush
Make your bed first thing in the morning
Wash your hands before eating
No gum
No kicking
Say thank you
No sleepovers
No television
Don�t eat yellow snow
Don�t leave your bike in the driveway
Keep your hands in your pockets
No videogames
Eat your vegetables
Don�t shave your legs
Apologize, damnit!
Don�t say damnit
Be in bed by 10
Walk the dog
Don�t put liquid soap in the dishwasher
Don�t lay on the decorative pillows
Don�t put tennis shoes in the dryer
Wash bed sheets once a week
Don�t play with firecrackers
Knock first
No one has the right to touch you in your bathing suit area
Don�t keep the door open
Do your homework
Unplug the Christmas lights
Don�t put wooden rolling pins in the dishwasher
Wear a cup
No nail polish
No hitting
Don�t bleach the blue towels
Don�t eat the last bite of anything you didn�t pay for
Mind your own business
Return your library books
Bring the garbage cans in
Shovel the driveway
Write thank you notes
Don�t eat before going to bed
Don�t drink from the carton
Don�t procrastinate
Don�t use dye in the washing machine
Look, don�t touch
Don�t steal your dad�s socks
No long-distance phone calls
No blasphemy
No biting
No smoking
No kidding
Don�t stick anything in your ear that�s sharper than your elbow
Don�t cook anything after we�ve gone to bed
No phone calls after 11
Don�t give me that look
When you pay the bills you can make your own rules
No incense
No boys in your room
No parties
Don�t take walks after dark
Don�t sit on the arm of the couch
Don�t use baby oil in the shower
Hang your coat in the closet
Ask if you want to borrow something
Respect your local law enforcement
Wipe front to back
No loud music
No driving with teenagers
Underage sale prohibited
Don�t put bras in the dryer
No girls in your room
No biking, rollerblading, or skateboarding
Don�t do drugs
Stand up for yourself
Don�t talk back
You are who you hang out with
Don�t interrupt people
School comes first
Don�t stay in the shower longer than 15 minutes
No sex before marriage
No alcohol
Be home by midnight
Lock the door when you come in
Wash, dry, and put away
Don�t covet thy neighbor�s ANYTHING
Gambling prohibited
Red light STOP
Green light GO
Yellow light GO FASTER
Yield to oncoming traffic
Change oil every 3000 miles
Don�t argue with police officers
Don�t use the f-word
Don�t leave the toilet paper roll empty
Don�t drive angry
Save your receipts
Please rewind
Don�t skip class
No cockblocking
Keep out of the liquor cabinet
Don�t gossip
Don�t drink the last of the iced tea
Wash, rinse, repeat
Floss
Say what you mean
Mean what you say
Clean as you go
Check for lumps
Mop with hot water
No plagiarism
Don�t pick up hitchhikers
Take responsibility for your actions
No cell phones
Obey the speed limit
Take antibiotics until they�re gone
Friends don�t let friends drive drunk
Read the directions
Don�t date co-workers
No obscene gestures
Separate whites from colors
Don�t use the n-word
No pets
Always include a list of works cited
No hats
Call if you�re going to be late
Puff puff pass
Wear a condom
Employees must wash hands
Be on time for work
Don�t argue with armed robbers
Don�t sign it unless you�ve read it
Don�t mix bleach with ammonia
Take your vitamins
Balance your checkbook
Keep your private life private
No weapons
No loitering
No littering
No excuses
Don�t date anyone with kids
Always wear a bra
Don�t make mountains out of molehills
Don�t mix stimulants with depressants
Don�t ever tell her how much money you make
Don�t commit adultery
Don�t ask don�t tell
Don�t operate heavy machinery while taking this medication
Thou shalt not kill
No freebasing
Don�t discuss politics or religion at parties
Be honest
Wear sunscreen
Do unto others as they have done to you
Don�t smoke in bed
Proper identification required
Not for oral use
Don�t lust
No shirt, no shoes, no service
Eat fruit or get scurvy
Drink milk or get rickets
You are what you eat
No fried food
No junk food
No fast food
Don�t feed the animals
Be politically correct
Don�t message your calves
Observe the Sabbath
Flex your legs on long car rides
Don�t make fun of another�s misfortune
What goes around comes around
Exercise regularly
No caffeine
Listen to your doctor
No more cigarettes
Check your blood sugar
Get enough fiber
You are what you believe in
Don�t forget your family
Don�t be unfaithful
Don�t die alone
Remember,
these rules are FOR you,
not AGAINST you
lj-cut for the friend's page nazis
IT MADE THEIR
EYES
GO
BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
*calling wah-mbulance and offers some cheese to go with your WHINE*
:P
Remember,
these rules are FOR you,
not AGAINST you
No fussing
No whining
Be seen and not heard
Don't tap on the fish tank
Brush your teeth
Don't jump on the bed
No begging
No candy
No toys in the living room
Don�t talk to strangers
Don�t play with your food
Don�t stick forks in electrical outlets
Don�t run with scissors
Don�t do crayon drawings on the wall
No toys on the stairs
Be home when the streetlights come on
Say your prayers
Be in bed by 8
No sulking
Don�t pee in the bathtub
Ask permission
Do unto others as you would have done to you
Say excuse me
Don�t give wedgies, noogies or wet willies
No candles
Listen when I�m talking to you
No more grape juice in the house
Don�t bite your nails
Clean your room
Clean your plate
No running
Don�t take the Lord�s name in vain
Don�t steal
Don�t cheat
Dishes do NOT leave this house
Say please
Be in bed by 9
Comb your hair
No horseplay
Don�t pee in the pool
Don�t wear your brother�s clothes
Say you�re sorry
Pay attention
Don�t play with matches
Don�t torture the cat
Don�t write in books
Stop, drop, and roll
Don�t stick your tongue out at me
Don�t wear shoes in the house
Do what I say
No lying
No cartwheels in the house
Don�t touch the stationary
Don�t cut your own hair
No downloading
No swearing
Just say NO
Don�t wear your sister�s clothes
Chew each bite ten times
Don�t go out barefoot
Don�t give me that look
Don�t beat up your brother
Don�t use shampoo as bubble bath
No water-guns in the house
Don�t beat up your sister
Don�t disrespect your elders
Be home before dark
Don�t share your toothbrush
Make your bed first thing in the morning
Wash your hands before eating
No gum
No kicking
Say thank you
No sleepovers
No television
Don�t eat yellow snow
Don�t leave your bike in the driveway
Keep your hands in your pockets
No videogames
Eat your vegetables
Don�t shave your legs
Apologize, damnit!
Don�t say damnit
Be in bed by 10
Walk the dog
Don�t put liquid soap in the dishwasher
Don�t lay on the decorative pillows
Don�t put tennis shoes in the dryer
Wash bed sheets once a week
Don�t play with firecrackers
Knock first
No one has the right to touch you in your bathing suit area
Don�t keep the door open
Do your homework
Unplug the Christmas lights
Don�t put wooden rolling pins in the dishwasher
Wear a cup
No nail polish
No hitting
Don�t bleach the blue towels
Don�t eat the last bite of anything you didn�t pay for
Mind your own business
Return your library books
Bring the garbage cans in
Shovel the driveway
Write thank you notes
Don�t eat before going to bed
Don�t drink from the carton
Don�t procrastinate
Don�t use dye in the washing machine
Look, don�t touch
Don�t steal your dad�s socks
No long-distance phone calls
No blasphemy
No biting
No smoking
No kidding
Don�t stick anything in your ear that�s sharper than your elbow
Don�t cook anything after we�ve gone to bed
No phone calls after 11
Don�t give me that look
When you pay the bills you can make your own rules
No incense
No boys in your room
No parties
Don�t take walks after dark
Don�t sit on the arm of the couch
Don�t use baby oil in the shower
Hang your coat in the closet
Ask if you want to borrow something
Respect your local law enforcement
Wipe front to back
No loud music
No driving with teenagers
Underage sale prohibited
Don�t put bras in the dryer
No girls in your room
No biking, rollerblading, or skateboarding
Don�t do drugs
Stand up for yourself
Don�t talk back
You are who you hang out with
Don�t interrupt people
School comes first
Don�t stay in the shower longer than 15 minutes
No sex before marriage
No alcohol
Be home by midnight
Lock the door when you come in
Wash, dry, and put away
Don�t covet thy neighbor�s ANYTHING
Gambling prohibited
Red light STOP
Green light GO
Yellow light GO FASTER
Yield to oncoming traffic
Change oil every 3000 miles
Don�t argue with police officers
Don�t use the f-word
Don�t leave the toilet paper roll empty
Don�t drive angry
Save your receipts
Please rewind
Don�t skip class
No cockblocking
Keep out of the liquor cabinet
Don�t gossip
Don�t drink the last of the iced tea
Wash, rinse, repeat
Floss
Say what you mean
Mean what you say
Clean as you go
Check for lumps
Mop with hot water
No plagiarism
Don�t pick up hitchhikers
Take responsibility for your actions
No cell phones
Obey the speed limit
Take antibiotics until they�re gone
Friends don�t let friends drive drunk
Read the directions
Don�t date co-workers
No obscene gestures
Separate whites from colors
Don�t use the n-word
No pets
Always include a list of works cited
No hats
Call if you�re going to be late
Puff puff pass
Wear a condom
Employees must wash hands
Be on time for work
Don�t argue with armed robbers
Don�t sign it unless you�ve read it
Don�t mix bleach with ammonia
Take your vitamins
Balance your checkbook
Keep your private life private
No weapons
No loitering
No littering
No excuses
Don�t date anyone with kids
Always wear a bra
Don�t make mountains out of molehills
Don�t mix stimulants with depressants
Don�t ever tell her how much money you make
Don�t commit adultery
Don�t ask don�t tell
Don�t operate heavy machinery while taking this medication
Thou shalt not kill
No freebasing
Don�t discuss politics or religion at parties
Be honest
Wear sunscreen
Do unto others as they have done to you
Don�t smoke in bed
Proper identification required
Not for oral use
Don�t lust
No shirt, no shoes, no service
Eat fruit or get scurvy
Drink milk or get rickets
You are what you eat
No fried food
No junk food
No fast food
Don�t feed the animals
Be politically correct
Don�t message your calves
Observe the Sabbath
Flex your legs on long car rides
Don�t make fun of another�s misfortune
What goes around comes around
Exercise regularly
No caffeine
Listen to your doctor
No more cigarettes
Check your blood sugar
Get enough fiber
You are what you believe in
Don�t forget your family
Don�t be unfaithful
Don�t die alone
Remember,
these rules are FOR you,
not AGAINST you
lj-cut for the friend's page nazis
IT MADE THEIR
EYES
GO
BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
*calling wah-mbulance and offers some cheese to go with your WHINE*
:P