Dain bramage.

[kubla_khan]

She told me to pick up some tampons and that they'd be available at any store.

The guy at the hardware store wasn't very helpful finding them.  I think I even heard him question my parentage.

Comments

The package

[wetkuma]

If you treat it like it's a secret service exercise and hide it under your coat till check out, no one will know. Make sure you shop where they have colored bags.

Re: The package

[gailbunny]

The dork went to Walgreens. He is lucky he got out alive.

Re: The package

[tv_casualty666]

Good thing my wife didn't test my manlihood by such a demeaning chore!