Because I was asked:

[kublaikhan]

I licked a goat because I think I need some serious help.



Pick the month you were born:
JANUARY----- --I kicked
February---- --I loved
March------- -I karate chopped
April------- ---I licked
May--------- -I jumped on
June-------- --I smelled
July-------- ---I did the Macarena with
August------ --I had lunch with
September--- -I danced with
October----- --I sang to
November---- -I yelled at
December---- -I ran over

NOW...

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14 -------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23--- ----a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28------- an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31------- a homeless guy

NOW....

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------- --because I'm cool like that
Black------- --because that's how I roll.
Pink-------- ---because I'm crazy.
Red--------- --because the voices told me to.
Blue-------- ---because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------- --because I think I need some serious help.
Purple------ ---because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-------- --because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow------ --because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------ --because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown------- --because I can..
Other------- ---because I'm a Ninja!
None-------- --because I can't control myself!