Fuck, that whole thing is comedy gold. As for me, while I think that HP is by no means on par with Mark Twain or anything (the writing style is pretty basic but not crap), it is way above the suckfest of Twilight. Which is like some horrible fanfic gone wrong. At least JK's writing was readable and enjoyable. Meyer's just fails so very much.
Gawd I love the comments made by Tyler Durden, the Joker, Rorschach, Patrick Bateman, etc. Fuckin LOL.
Agreed so hard about HP vs Twilight. There are hardly any similarities content-wise to begin with, but for the sake of comparison Rowling's writing never pretends to be anything but enjoyably readable. Her characters are layered and developed and the HP universe is so interestingly detailed. Which is why HP will be classic in the way Enid Blyton's work is classic. Twilight is downright painful.
The Tyler Durden one was particularly brill. There was even a Queen reference <333
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Fuck, that whole thing is comedy gold. As for me, while I think that HP is by no means on par with Mark Twain or anything (the writing style is pretty basic but not crap), it is way above the suckfest of Twilight. Which is like some horrible fanfic gone wrong. At least JK's writing was readable and enjoyable. Meyer's just fails so very much.
Gawd I love the comments made by Tyler Durden, the Joker, Rorschach, Patrick Bateman, etc. Fuckin LOL.
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Agreed so hard about HP vs Twilight. There are hardly any similarities content-wise to begin with, but for the sake of comparison Rowling's writing never pretends to be anything but enjoyably readable. Her characters are layered and developed and the HP universe is so interestingly detailed. Which is why HP will be classic in the way Enid Blyton's work is classic. Twilight is downright painful.
The Tyler Durden one was particularly brill. There was even a Queen reference <333
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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a sparkle.
Posted by: T.S. Eliot
Raskolnikov refused the water with his hand, and softly and brokenly, but distinctly said: "It was I who wrote Twilight."
Posted by: Dostoevsky
I love literature trolling.
Twilight killed Captain America AND John Lennon. You bastard.
Dwight Schrute response was Tolkien epicness.
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