Mar 31, 2005 23:32
Pickles are cucumbers that sold out.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary.
People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
-Mitch Hedberg
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You always made us laugh Mitch and we pray that you are laughing in heaven..
-God Bless
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