( FIVE. )

[kuichigiru]

OPTION A: PHONE. 
Anybody got any good advice for dates? I promised my girlfriend I'd take her out later today... not sure where to bring her, though. [ a pause. ] I want to make her really happy, you know?
OPTION B: SCHOOL.
[ Hibari doesn't normally show up for school, but drone!Hibari does. Anybody in the high school will notice that today he

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B: Lunchtiemz

[10_year_old_kid]

Science class? To be honest, I really didn't get most of it at all... And I thought it was hard back when I had Mr. Carlson as a kid in Pallet Town...

[kuichigiru]

You think so? It's not that bad once you get the hang of it. And Mr. Smithson's tests are usually pretty easy anyways!

[10_year_old_kid]

I'm not entirely sure all those laws of physics were right either? I mean, I'm sure I've broken at least three of them before...

[kuichigiru]

Ha ha, that's a good one! You're a regular comedian, huh?

C, Hibari come let Kanda assist you with your PROBLEM.

[glared]

[ What the fuck was the annoying biting guy doing on his doorstep.

Holding his mail.

Smiling. ]

...What do you think you're doing.

[kuichigiru]

Oh -- I thought it would be nice to help you out, Mr. Kanda. You're so busy and all!

[glared]

... Are you on drugs.

[kuichigiru]

'Course not! What, am I acting weird or something?

A

[rogue_pineapple]

You will keep your hands above the waist when you are dealing with my Chrome. You will not touch her illicitly or inappropriately at all. Ever.

She is not your girlfriend, Kyouya.

[kuichigiru]

Ha ha, Mukuro, you're such a riot! But seriously, it's none of your business. She'll think it's creepy, you know?

And even though we're friends... you gotta get your own girlfriend, Mukuro.

[rogue_pineapple]

I am making it my business when you're not around. I don't want a 50s teenager pregnant.

Wait, what? We're friends?

[kuichigiru]

Geez, what kinda guy do you think I am? I'm not gonna get her pregnant!

Sure we are. Been friends ever since you moved here from Britain, haven't we?