Because I was not enough of a sheep already.
It is not enough that I do a survey, but it must be the exact same survey everyone else is doing.
BASICS THAT BORE YOU
First off, what's your name?
Kuja. Yes, that is all.
Why did your parents name you that, and do you wish they hadn't?
It goes into deep philosophy over my role in Terra etc. etc. Yes, I would rather wish he had not, as now I must carry my heriatage for the rest of my pathetic existance. However, not many know about the inane stories Garland buys into so I suppose it could be worse.
How old are you?
I would not know.
How old are you emotionally? (As in, do you think you handle your emotions pretty well and have sorted through most of them) How about mentally?
I am ancient to some and an infantile to others.
SEX, ETC.
Let's get this one over with- have you ever even had sex before?
...well, yes, now.
If you're a virgin, do you plan on having sex before you get married? Why or why not?
Before I lost my virginity, I did not believe in marriage. Or love.
Are you straight, bisexual, gay, or lesbian? Have you ever questioned whether you really are this way?
Bisexual. I suppose Garland ensured me this way, though he probably would have rather had it I be asexual. I was his Angel of Death, and he modled me accordingly, with both male and female characteristics. There is no need to question.
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things or uncomfortable?
Quite comfortable.
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things regarding your own experiences, what turns you on, etc.?
Rather comfortable, though it does depend on the audience.
Do you, or have you ever masturbated? Do you think it's okay for members of the sex opposite your own to masturbate and why or why not?
I have not, and why would I care what women do? It is their choice, and not my place to say whether or not it is okay.
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least, and ten being the most, how perverted do you feel you are?
A three, perhaps a four. I never have been a large fan of sex, though I will admit that I enjoy it.
If you're a teenager, are your hormones making you undoubtedly horny?
Even when I was a teenager, I did not produce many hormones that increased my sex drive. I have no need for children and never did. Garland made me to be efficient.
Have you ever had a sexual dream before, or "wet dream?" Feel free to describe.
No. I have heard that is 'normal', but I suppose Garland did not find the need to allow me that capacity.
What do you think of pornography? Have you ever seen it?
I have never seen any pornography.
Do you have any fetishes or things that automatically start to turn you on? If so, what are they?
I recently found my tail is rather sensetive, along with the fine hair that lines it. I do not know much about myself, though.
Are you flexible, or do flexible people turn you on? (If you don't understand how this question is sexual you probably never will.)
I am quite limber, and I am sure Sephiroth is as well. I am not sure whether or not it is a turn on. Well, at least they are traits the lady and Rydia find.. ah, charming.
How do sex scenes in movies make you feel? Disgusted? Hot? Elaborate.
I do not watch movies.
Did you lie on, or avoid answering any of the above questions?
I am quite honest.
LOVE
Do you believe in love as a concept? Why or why not?
I would like to. Why? Ah, simple. Sephiroth.
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? If so, who?
I am not sure I would call him a boyfriend as we have not exactly gone on a date, but yes. And once again, Sephiroth.
Do you love them? Why or why not?
I do. He is wonderful, and I believe we have our share of happiness together.
How long have you been together?
Oh, a few weeks? If even that? I do not really keep track.
If you answered no to the first question in this section, do you have a crush?
I have Sephiroth.
Do you love them?
Once again, yes.
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least and ten being the most, how important is your boyfriend, girlfriend, or crush to you?
A ten. By no fault of my own, a ten. Perhaps it would be an eight or a nine under different circumstances, but...
On a scale of 1-10, how important is the way your boyfriend's/girlfriend's/crush's family feel about you to you?
I do not know his family, given they are still alive and he does not care for his family. Is a zero appliciable?
If you family hated your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend, would you still go out with them? Why?
Garland? I killed him. Zidane? He knows better. Mikoto? She could care less. Even if they all hated him, it is nothing a few Flare Stars will not fix.
DOES your family hate your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?
No.
Are you physically attracted to your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend? Why or why not?
Of course. Sephiroth is a very attractive man. Most would agree.
Do you think The Beatles were high when they wrote the song, "All You Need is Love?"
What beatles wrote what song?
How do you know when you love someone?
I am not sure.
Is love worth it?
I would like to think so. I hope so.
FRIENDS
Who is/are your best friend/s of the opposite sex?
The Princess, the lady, my sister, and perhaps the lady's friend.
Who is/are you best friend/s of the same sex?
Zidane, Sephiroth, and perhaps Kefka. Odd assortment of friends for myself, I suppose. Oh, and Blank as well.
Name one or two people you know you would die for.
Sephiroth, Zidane.
On a scale of 1-10, how important are your friends to you?
Important enough. A seven or an eight.
Have you ever fallen in love with a friend? How did that work out, if you did?
Sephiroth, in fact. It will likely involve world desolation at one point or another, though, which suits me just as well.
How well do your friends know you? Do you think they would still be your friends if they knew EVERYTHING, no exceptions, about you? If so, which friends?
I believe only Sephiroth and Zidane know me well to any degree, and even they do not know the extent of it. I do not like myself very much. There is no reason they would feel the need to.
Ten years from now, which friends do you hope to still be in touch with? Why?
All of them, hopefully. I have never had friends before.
YOUR PSYCHE
Do you have any diagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
No. Do you think I would have the time to sit in a hospital and be diagnosed with anything?
Do you have any undiagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
I must have a few for it to possess me to destroy my mother planet and then try to slaughter my family, Garland aside, attempt to take over the world, decide that if I should die, everything else should as well... but perhaps I was just programmed this way. Voices in my head, talking to dead souls, talking to myself aloud, repeatedly... ah, I so enjoy reviewing my track record.
If you do in fact have a diagnosed or even undiagnosed mental disorder, describe what it feels like and/or your personal experiences with it.
I suppose I can sum up the experience in a few words. When I die I will take you all with me, for this world is not allowed to exist without me. Delightful, is it not?
Have you ever been to a therapist, psychiatrist, or psychologist before? If so, were they helpful to you?
No. No one ever talked to me, nor ever listened. Perhaps I would not have become a villain at all if life had not belted me at every turn. But now I sound as though I am whining - I am perfectly fine with how my life turned out. I have Sephiroth because of it, after all.
Do you think your dreams are a window into your soul? Or do they have any significance at all?
I tend to only have nightmares of my childhood. I would rather not imagine that, that is all there is to my soul.
How would you describe yourself mentally and psychologically?
Completely unhealthy by normal standards, and utterly content with the arrangement. Normalicy is overrated, and all it seems to mean these days is madness with a bleeding heart.
Do you feel insecure with your own person? Have a self-esteem problem? If so, why do you think you do?
I was once an Angel of Death, and the position is still mine to reclaim should I ever want it again. My ego states plainly that if I die, everything dies with me for this world is worthless without me. What is there to be insecure about?
RELIGION AND PHILOSOPHY
What religion or system of beliefs, if any, do you subscribe to?
Well, I am the Angel of Death, Garland created me making him some sort of absurd demi-god, and Terra was my mother, the land from which I was created. It sounds a bit biblical, does it not?
Is this a mainstream religion?
Hardly, unless we killed everyone but Genomes.
What do you think about non-mainstream religions? (Wicca, Hiduism, etc.?)
Waste of time, honestly, though it is nice to see people cry and pray before they are killed.
How much do you actually know about non-mainstream religions?
Not much, to be honest.
Have you ever tried to convert someone to your own religion? Why or why not?
I do not care enough about people, or my heriatage to.
What is your overall opinion of televangelists?
Qu stew. Oh, my, that rhymes.
What is your opinion of evangelists in general?
As stated above.
One word can be said and mean many different things. In the end, how important are words, really?
Words are unecessary.
If you could ask God or whomever you choose as a supreme being one question, and only one, what would it be? (If you're an atheist just skip ahead.)
Garland, how is Hell treating you?
MUSIC
Is music important to you? Why or why not?
I have always enjoyed music.
Do you sing? If so, do you sing well?
I sing rather well, though not very often.
What instruments do you play, if any?
A few, though I am sure my skills have rusted over by now, with all the time I spent chasing Zidane and his little friends around, and then there was all that time I was dead.
Do you or have you ever written music before?
I wrote a depressing piece once, though it was not sad enough to promote suicide so I threw it away as a failure.
What do you think of Eminem?
I cannot say, as
In your opinion, what band is the best of all time? (Name a few if you can't decide.)
I do not listen to bands.
Now for the lightning round. Do you like...
Pop music:
No.
Rock music:
No.
Punk music:
No.
Rap music:
No.
Hip-Hop/R&B:
No.
Country:
No.
Jazz:
No.
Classical:
Yes.
New Age:
No.
What is one band/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about?
....Violet UK *blink*
Pick up the nearest CD to you and write a random song lyric from it.
"just when you think you've got it down,
your heart securely tied and bound,
they whisper promises in the dark."
MOVIES, TV, ETC.
What is your favorite tv show?
I do not watch television.
What is your favorite movie?
Nor movies.
If someone made a movie about your life, do you think anyone would want to see it?
Of course. Everyone wants to see a tragic movie androgynous men taking over the world, pedophilia, death, and destruction.
What is your favorite TV character?
I do not watch television.
What is your favorite movie character?
Nor movies. I feel as though I have said that before...
Favorite actor?
Myself. And if not myself, Zidane.
Favorite actress?
The Princess.
ISSUES
What is your stance on abortion?
Feel free. The world is a horrid place for the unwanted.
What is your opinion on gay people being allowed to get married?
Why not?
What is your opinion on gay couple adopting?
I assure you, Sephiroth and I make fine parents.
Do you have a political party affiliation? If so, what and why?
No. I am my own 'political' party. Actually, no, there are no political parties in dictatorships.
What do you think about sex before marriage?
I do not believe in marriage.
Tell us one thing you're pretty sure no one knows about.
I hate Oglops.
BASICS THAT BORE YOU
First off, what's your name?
Kuja. Yes, that is all.
Why did your parents name you that, and do you wish they hadn't?
It goes into deep philosophy over my role in Terra etc. etc. Yes, I would rather wish he had not, as now I must carry my heriatage for the rest of my pathetic existance. However, not many know about the inane stories Garland buys into so I suppose it could be worse.
How old are you?
I would not know.
How old are you emotionally? (As in, do you think you handle your emotions pretty well and have sorted through most of them) How about mentally?
I am ancient to some and an infantile to others.
SEX, ETC.
Let's get this one over with- have you ever even had sex before?
...well, yes, now.
If you're a virgin, do you plan on having sex before you get married? Why or why not?
Before I lost my virginity, I did not believe in marriage. Or love.
Are you straight, bisexual, gay, or lesbian? Have you ever questioned whether you really are this way?
Bisexual. I suppose Garland ensured me this way, though he probably would have rather had it I be asexual. I was his Angel of Death, and he modled me accordingly, with both male and female characteristics. There is no need to question.
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things or uncomfortable?
Quite comfortable.
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things regarding your own experiences, what turns you on, etc.?
Rather comfortable, though it does depend on the audience.
Do you, or have you ever masturbated? Do you think it's okay for members of the sex opposite your own to masturbate and why or why not?
I have not, and why would I care what women do? It is their choice, and not my place to say whether or not it is okay.
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least, and ten being the most, how perverted do you feel you are?
A three, perhaps a four. I never have been a large fan of sex, though I will admit that I enjoy it.
If you're a teenager, are your hormones making you undoubtedly horny?
Even when I was a teenager, I did not produce many hormones that increased my sex drive. I have no need for children and never did. Garland made me to be efficient.
Have you ever had a sexual dream before, or "wet dream?" Feel free to describe.
No. I have heard that is 'normal', but I suppose Garland did not find the need to allow me that capacity.
What do you think of pornography? Have you ever seen it?
I have never seen any pornography.
Do you have any fetishes or things that automatically start to turn you on? If so, what are they?
I recently found my tail is rather sensetive, along with the fine hair that lines it. I do not know much about myself, though.
Are you flexible, or do flexible people turn you on? (If you don't understand how this question is sexual you probably never will.)
I am quite limber, and I am sure Sephiroth is as well. I am not sure whether or not it is a turn on. Well, at least they are traits the lady and Rydia find.. ah, charming.
How do sex scenes in movies make you feel? Disgusted? Hot? Elaborate.
I do not watch movies.
Did you lie on, or avoid answering any of the above questions?
I am quite honest.
LOVE
Do you believe in love as a concept? Why or why not?
I would like to. Why? Ah, simple. Sephiroth.
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? If so, who?
I am not sure I would call him a boyfriend as we have not exactly gone on a date, but yes. And once again, Sephiroth.
Do you love them? Why or why not?
I do. He is wonderful, and I believe we have our share of happiness together.
How long have you been together?
Oh, a few weeks? If even that? I do not really keep track.
If you answered no to the first question in this section, do you have a crush?
I have Sephiroth.
Do you love them?
Once again, yes.
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least and ten being the most, how important is your boyfriend, girlfriend, or crush to you?
A ten. By no fault of my own, a ten. Perhaps it would be an eight or a nine under different circumstances, but...
On a scale of 1-10, how important is the way your boyfriend's/girlfriend's/crush's family feel about you to you?
I do not know his family, given they are still alive and he does not care for his family. Is a zero appliciable?
If you family hated your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend, would you still go out with them? Why?
Garland? I killed him. Zidane? He knows better. Mikoto? She could care less. Even if they all hated him, it is nothing a few Flare Stars will not fix.
DOES your family hate your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?
No.
Are you physically attracted to your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend? Why or why not?
Of course. Sephiroth is a very attractive man. Most would agree.
Do you think The Beatles were high when they wrote the song, "All You Need is Love?"
What beatles wrote what song?
How do you know when you love someone?
I am not sure.
Is love worth it?
I would like to think so. I hope so.
FRIENDS
Who is/are your best friend/s of the opposite sex?
The Princess, the lady, my sister, and perhaps the lady's friend.
Who is/are you best friend/s of the same sex?
Zidane, Sephiroth, and perhaps Kefka. Odd assortment of friends for myself, I suppose. Oh, and Blank as well.
Name one or two people you know you would die for.
Sephiroth, Zidane.
On a scale of 1-10, how important are your friends to you?
Important enough. A seven or an eight.
Have you ever fallen in love with a friend? How did that work out, if you did?
Sephiroth, in fact. It will likely involve world desolation at one point or another, though, which suits me just as well.
How well do your friends know you? Do you think they would still be your friends if they knew EVERYTHING, no exceptions, about you? If so, which friends?
I believe only Sephiroth and Zidane know me well to any degree, and even they do not know the extent of it. I do not like myself very much. There is no reason they would feel the need to.
Ten years from now, which friends do you hope to still be in touch with? Why?
All of them, hopefully. I have never had friends before.
YOUR PSYCHE
Do you have any diagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
No. Do you think I would have the time to sit in a hospital and be diagnosed with anything?
Do you have any undiagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
I must have a few for it to possess me to destroy my mother planet and then try to slaughter my family, Garland aside, attempt to take over the world, decide that if I should die, everything else should as well... but perhaps I was just programmed this way. Voices in my head, talking to dead souls, talking to myself aloud, repeatedly... ah, I so enjoy reviewing my track record.
If you do in fact have a diagnosed or even undiagnosed mental disorder, describe what it feels like and/or your personal experiences with it.
I suppose I can sum up the experience in a few words. When I die I will take you all with me, for this world is not allowed to exist without me. Delightful, is it not?
Have you ever been to a therapist, psychiatrist, or psychologist before? If so, were they helpful to you?
No. No one ever talked to me, nor ever listened. Perhaps I would not have become a villain at all if life had not belted me at every turn. But now I sound as though I am whining - I am perfectly fine with how my life turned out. I have Sephiroth because of it, after all.
Do you think your dreams are a window into your soul? Or do they have any significance at all?
I tend to only have nightmares of my childhood. I would rather not imagine that, that is all there is to my soul.
How would you describe yourself mentally and psychologically?
Completely unhealthy by normal standards, and utterly content with the arrangement. Normalicy is overrated, and all it seems to mean these days is madness with a bleeding heart.
Do you feel insecure with your own person? Have a self-esteem problem? If so, why do you think you do?
I was once an Angel of Death, and the position is still mine to reclaim should I ever want it again. My ego states plainly that if I die, everything dies with me for this world is worthless without me. What is there to be insecure about?
RELIGION AND PHILOSOPHY
What religion or system of beliefs, if any, do you subscribe to?
Well, I am the Angel of Death, Garland created me making him some sort of absurd demi-god, and Terra was my mother, the land from which I was created. It sounds a bit biblical, does it not?
Is this a mainstream religion?
Hardly, unless we killed everyone but Genomes.
What do you think about non-mainstream religions? (Wicca, Hiduism, etc.?)
Waste of time, honestly, though it is nice to see people cry and pray before they are killed.
How much do you actually know about non-mainstream religions?
Not much, to be honest.
Have you ever tried to convert someone to your own religion? Why or why not?
I do not care enough about people, or my heriatage to.
What is your overall opinion of televangelists?
Qu stew. Oh, my, that rhymes.
What is your opinion of evangelists in general?
As stated above.
One word can be said and mean many different things. In the end, how important are words, really?
Words are unecessary.
If you could ask God or whomever you choose as a supreme being one question, and only one, what would it be? (If you're an atheist just skip ahead.)
Garland, how is Hell treating you?
MUSIC
Is music important to you? Why or why not?
I have always enjoyed music.
Do you sing? If so, do you sing well?
I sing rather well, though not very often.
What instruments do you play, if any?
A few, though I am sure my skills have rusted over by now, with all the time I spent chasing Zidane and his little friends around, and then there was all that time I was dead.
Do you or have you ever written music before?
I wrote a depressing piece once, though it was not sad enough to promote suicide so I threw it away as a failure.
What do you think of Eminem?
I cannot say, as
In your opinion, what band is the best of all time? (Name a few if you can't decide.)
I do not listen to bands.
Now for the lightning round. Do you like...
Pop music:
No.
Rock music:
No.
Punk music:
No.
Rap music:
No.
Hip-Hop/R&B:
No.
Country:
No.
Jazz:
No.
Classical:
Yes.
New Age:
No.
What is one band/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about?
....Violet UK *blink*
Pick up the nearest CD to you and write a random song lyric from it.
"just when you think you've got it down,
your heart securely tied and bound,
they whisper promises in the dark."
MOVIES, TV, ETC.
What is your favorite tv show?
I do not watch television.
What is your favorite movie?
Nor movies.
If someone made a movie about your life, do you think anyone would want to see it?
Of course. Everyone wants to see a tragic movie androgynous men taking over the world, pedophilia, death, and destruction.
What is your favorite TV character?
I do not watch television.
What is your favorite movie character?
Nor movies. I feel as though I have said that before...
Favorite actor?
Myself. And if not myself, Zidane.
Favorite actress?
The Princess.
ISSUES
What is your stance on abortion?
Feel free. The world is a horrid place for the unwanted.
What is your opinion on gay people being allowed to get married?
Why not?
What is your opinion on gay couple adopting?
I assure you, Sephiroth and I make fine parents.
Do you have a political party affiliation? If so, what and why?
No. I am my own 'political' party. Actually, no, there are no political parties in dictatorships.
What do you think about sex before marriage?
I do not believe in marriage.
Tell us one thing you're pretty sure no one knows about.
I hate Oglops.