Just finished the most important story of my career & sent it off to my editor. I feel AMAZING! As a wise Polish man once said, CONQUER ALL!

I'M INTERVIEWING ARCHGOAT BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I am more impressed with myself for nabbing that than I am for talking to Greg Anderson, Corpsegrinder, or any of the other hot-shot metal band dudes I've interrogated over the years.

*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*

karlhol: nick is learning graphic design. you see the new krallice artwork? nick did it!
me: no way! that's awesome
karlhol: way. he can't draw as well as me, but i actually think he's way more talented. of course, i am biased
me: probably just a smidge, but that's really cool. you guys can conquer the art world!
karlhol: you and conquering ( Read more... )

my grandpa found my twitter.

i quit the internet.

i just killed the SHIT out of a spider.

one of the most satisfying things i've done all day, devil take all the hustlin' wheelin' dealin' and negotiatin' i've been doing since i woke up.

stage dives and high fives, bro.

0:50.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qL5aDHV83s&feature=related

was reasonably productive in spite of myself today. finished writing up COUGH (www.myspace.com/cough666) for my column on Metalinjection.net. finished writing up my Hellfest reviews for Terrorizer (firstofficialassignmentomg) which took fucking ages; turns out it's harder to write 50-word blurbs than 500-word reviews. who'd a thunk? bought two new ( Read more... )

Apparently, I'm having tea and crumpets with Maniac (yeah, the one from MAYHEM) and the editor of Terrorizer in North London today. Cheerio then.

ALSO

New blog entry on Terrorizer.com : http://www.terrorizer.com/content/diy-or-die

Samothrace interview up on my blog: Read more... )

me: (playing blood ceremony's self-titled lp)

evan: "i like this band. they sound like black sabbath. are they black sabbath?"

me: "no."

evan: "how 'bout now?"

best dude.

BEST BAND.

the soundtrack to the sexiest black mass in town - pan pipes, hammond organs, '70s sleaze, pentagram-infused riff worship, and a sexy broad at the mic...how have i not heard ( Read more... )

pears, cheese, water, and a bitty bit of chocolate cake = lunch

killing cans at the camden canal, going to a metal club with sash & ludo, then curling up with him in his big cosy bed after = plans for tonight

new destroyer 666 album = GREAT

planning for hellfest = a gigantic pain in the ass

finally getting to talk to kelly, even if it is via the ( Read more... )