I can die peacefully now
Lets make this story time!~ Gotta love story time
Once upon a time ago...a long long time ago when Kumdizzle and Arcatrizzle were both the main tanks in LifeOrDeath along with many players that still now reside on the server of Seraph. This shell, LifeOrDeath, decieded to venture out to sea...and with a bit of decietful luck and growing animosity between the group they were quiete successful in sea. Killing big sperms, sharkies, PLASTIC MEN, angels and many more mysterious creatures. Getting many glorified drops of torques and capes! Then one day they decided to embark on killing the gate keeper on the god,s Jailor of Love! But with that growing hatred between members and lack of communication this fight did not end well! After 5 grueling hours of nonstop combat and bijillions of deaths LoD (LifeOrDeath) decided to give in and never return again. Might I add that it was not the shells choice to never return, but the infamous Douban who held the trigs to the next one but was secretly ont he darkside the entire time and was trying sell them off...but i caught him and BOOOOM BOOOM...LoD /break...
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A good 3 years later Kumar had never achieved his goal...wanting to have revenge on this beast of the sea, JoL. And by now many shells and other fellow players who were apart of LoD had already taken it down 1000's of times already like Kumdizzles right hand man Arcatrizzle, who went off to acomplish himself in the land of seraph in many many ways. But then Kumar was given a peral by some retardedly funky looking taru named Krispy...to a shell named Krew. Kum accepted and ventured out with this shell, doing many many things in the short time he has been with them. Then one day...this little taru Krispy said "LETS DO JOL BITCHES!" and kumar said he had to tank it or he would rape this taru a new one. So from here on i will let picture tell the story of how this one paladins dream became...reality!
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...And then a little visitor popped and said "FUCK YOU...YOU KILLED MY BROSKY LOVAAAAAAAAA!!! NOW I TEAR YOU A NEW ASSSWHOOLL!!!!"
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~The End~