Hmm, so the test says this is me...

[kumas_human]

- that means I wanna bone myself... hard! ::ouch::
(and if I could do that, I'd never leave the house)
I also scored a 69 with Aragorn - where do I collect? ::heh::

His eyes are what get me, but he's way more boneable in a beard.

Comments

[leafshimmer]

Oh, I had a huge crush on Aragorn when the first movie came out. It helps that he bears a startling resemblance to a major sweetie of mine. In RL I think Viggo M is such an intriguing man. I suspect he's too "real" to become as big a megastar as initially was prognosticated.

As for Sam, I thought he was so sweet, but it nearly broke my heart how he got married and left Mr. Frodo all by himself at the end of the 3rd movie (that movie irritated me profoundly--a topic best left undiscussed).

[kumas_human]

I don't recall the book ending in the same way, either. I thought they lived happily ever after (at least for a while) maintaining a little menage a trois in the Shire... but I could be all fogged up. It's been decades since I read Tolkein. I was given a whole series of his books for christmas by friends. I should really dig them out and refresh my memory.

I think Viggo seems an interesting man, and though I find he's not as physically attractive out of character, he's got it all together otherwise (Poet, Painter, Playwrite, Actor, Musician and Singer). I'm very into the longer hair too, but to get my hormones really racing, he needs to sport the facial fur a little more often.

[daxcub]

Mmm... WOOFY!!! He CAN'T be a bottom! NO NO NO!!! At least let him be versatile, a little bit! :P