Uprooting your entire life SUCKS, sorta...

[kumas_human]

Well, it seems the bitchy picky insane straight couple are buying our house. These are people that actually asked to have all of our excrement removed from the septic system before they would buy the house - we said no. This house is sold as-is, poop included, ew! This is their first house, that's certain. They are financing 100% of it with a

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Re: Salt Lake City

[kumas_human]

You're always so nice. It *was* good to finally say hi in person this year in Seattle Thaw, btw. Unfortunately, we'll be taking a northern route cross country, going from NH to the greater Seattle area. But if we were in your area, a stop at the 'islnad of beardom, in a sea of mormons' would certainly be on our agenda. (Hmm, so I guess that would be the gay agenda I've been hearing so much about...)

::nuzzles::

[cutepacub]

Congrats on selling the house! I don't envy the packing and moving though. And that slimey bastard daxcub...make him pay, pay dearly.

[sonic666]

you're more than welcome in my home if you find yourself traveling via toronto ;)

good luck packing - make sure you dont pack the shit! they paid for it!

[kumas_human]

If you think you're being cleverly funny in some avant garde way - I don't get it. If you're being serious, I think you skipped your medication or something. If you think this is a clever way to generate web traffic, seek counseling. I'd like to know how you've managed to secure copyrights to my family's move to Seattle - and any discussion of it (I thought *I* had the film and book rights, and Daxcub wanted to set up his retirement based on the lunch-box residuals)? Inquiring minds want to know... oops, that's copyrighted too, isn't it? I am *so* going to jail - and apparently the it's the prison of misfit 90's euro dance hits (see note below).

...and just a bit of feedback - your website (I followed the link) makes one feel like one was dropped from a helicopter into the middle of a rave - for the hearing-impaired. If I were looking for corporate identity design, I would be a bit put off by the uber-volume of the "thump-thump-thump" intro music. Yes, I'm being bitchy and nit-picky - but you started it... Beh!