When the lady with an infant and a suitcase gets up from her seat, you are damn right I am going to sit in it. And don't give me that snotty look for beating you to it.  I AM NINE MONTHS PREGNANT, I trump you!

Also, you are wearing way way WAY too much rose perfume.  UGH.

Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair... just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing
Post these instructions with your picture.


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The Omnivore's Hundred is a list of foods the gastronomic Andrew Wheeler thinks everyone should try at least once in their lives.

The rules of the meme: bold those you have tried, strikethrough those you wouldn't eat on a bet:

I'm prefacing this with the fact that 1) I don't do seafood or shellfish of nearly any kind, and 2) spicy foods HURT. Take ( Read more... )

Mamma Mia is awesome.  Brilliant and sparkly and cheeseball and Oh My God Pierce Bronsan CANNOT sing, but he's trying SO hard!  So endearing ( Read more... )

yesterday, my awesome mom and the equally awesome
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I just preordered 4 kinds of tomato plants, one bell pepper plant, and 2 or 3 kinds of basil plants from www.jerseygrown.net, as preorders for their heirloom tomato sale this saturday in Ramsey!

Mmm tomatoes.  Basil.

I also already bought a self-watering not-branded-as-but-essentially-an Earth box from Gardeners supply, so this summer I hopefully ( Read more... )

you guys, I am unreasonably excited by Neil Diamond week on American Idol.  Like UNREASONABLY EXCITED.  It's going to be so awesome!

Do you think he'll wear a sparkly shirt? He has to, right?  It's NEIL!

normally, I love Alton Brown.  I trust his stuff; he has yet to steer me wrong. The blueberry muffin, though involved, is genius.  Fabulous ( Read more... )

GOD.  New Jersey Transit, why do you suck SO HARD?  one hour delays on the trains tonight from Penn, and because they suck so damn hard, I missed the non-delayed Hoboken train because those fuckers LEFT TWO MINUTES EARLY, according to their own clock.  GOD ( Read more... )

dis is so mai dad, Mr. Tom


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