★ dream 003 ★ critical hits to the nads
[Payment for this.]
Chie had on the world's most amazing set of greaves.
No, really. They sparkled and glittered with neon pink paint right up to her thighs. "I'm not entirely sure that these are really my color," she explained uneasily, sending a glance up to the metalworks man who stood at her side, examining the fitting.
"That can be changed," he replied. "There's a button on the side."
Chie looked down and felt around, and, indeed, she found a button on the top right leg. She pressed it, and the leg armor changed colors, turning a nice solid green. "Much better," she said with a smile, before looking up. "Alright, Yosuke! Stand still!" she called.
Yosuke Hanamura was standing several feet away and quite innocently listening to music as he leaned on a wall. As soon as Chie called his name, he looked up, appearing startled. The moment he spotted the girl in a semi-crouched position, his startled look shifted quickly to horror.
"Ch-Chie--!! Why would you-- you're not seriously thinking of-- what did I do to you this time?!" he half-pleaded, half-shouted as his every muscle tensed to run away.
"I said, hold still! I'm only practicing!" Chie replied, frowning. Yosuke bolted. Chie followed behind, the new greaves lending her speed she had not had before. She quickly caught up, flipped herself around the front side of her friend, and executed a very well-placed kick in a place no man deserves to be kicked in.
Yosuke toppled, red in the face and shrieking in a smothered manner. ONE MORE! was suddenly blinking in the air. Yosuke writhed on the ground. "CHIE, D--"
CRITICAL
99999
"Oh, I leveled up!"
What a weird dream... [headtilt]
...but I hope it's good enough as payment! [pause] I guess Yosuke wouldn't want to see this. [but makes no effort whatsoever to filter it from anyone]
Chie had on the world's most amazing set of greaves.
No, really. They sparkled and glittered with neon pink paint right up to her thighs. "I'm not entirely sure that these are really my color," she explained uneasily, sending a glance up to the metalworks man who stood at her side, examining the fitting.
"That can be changed," he replied. "There's a button on the side."
Chie looked down and felt around, and, indeed, she found a button on the top right leg. She pressed it, and the leg armor changed colors, turning a nice solid green. "Much better," she said with a smile, before looking up. "Alright, Yosuke! Stand still!" she called.
Yosuke Hanamura was standing several feet away and quite innocently listening to music as he leaned on a wall. As soon as Chie called his name, he looked up, appearing startled. The moment he spotted the girl in a semi-crouched position, his startled look shifted quickly to horror.
"Ch-Chie--!! Why would you-- you're not seriously thinking of-- what did I do to you this time?!" he half-pleaded, half-shouted as his every muscle tensed to run away.
"I said, hold still! I'm only practicing!" Chie replied, frowning. Yosuke bolted. Chie followed behind, the new greaves lending her speed she had not had before. She quickly caught up, flipped herself around the front side of her friend, and executed a very well-placed kick in a place no man deserves to be kicked in.
Yosuke toppled, red in the face and shrieking in a smothered manner. ONE MORE! was suddenly blinking in the air. Yosuke writhed on the ground. "CHIE, D--"
CRITICAL
99999
"Oh, I leveled up!"
What a weird dream... [headtilt]
...but I hope it's good enough as payment! [pause] I guess Yosuke wouldn't want to see this. [but makes no effort whatsoever to filter it from anyone]