Man...phew. Excuse if this post misses out on anything, because i'm fucking EXHAUSTED right now and about to pass out...but I wanted to make this post while things were fresh in my mind
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Yep, that's the one. Took place in the forests of Siberia, pretty tough to get to the site, but it's still there. Flattened trees in a radius about 70 m from the explosion site.
Current theory is that something, a bomb or meteorite (as something was witnessed, blue in color, streaking down to the site) flew down, but exploded right before hitting the ground, kind of like how you'd dentonate a nuke above a city to cause an EMP blackout.
The first testings done there showed ridiculously high levels of radiation, but by the time they got back like, decades later, of course it had already dissipated.
I still love that story, though. And you KNOW it was that motherfucker Tesla and his goddamn death ray. Fucking thing is real, dammit.
I've updated my take on things to believe it was David Bowie AS Tesla going back in time to do it. Because he totally fucking could. You do not tell Bowie he cannot do something.
Also, you should take solace in the fact that your birthday tried to kill several people, some of which I know.
....Bowie. Bowie is STILL TESLA. THAT'S WHERE TESLA'S MISSING DOCUMENTS ARE. Hidden in Bowie's albums since Earthling. "Little Wonder" and "I'm Afraid of Americans" MUST be part of his plans for the udpated death ray, running off a massive Tesla Coil. DAMN YOU BOWIE. DAMN YOU AND YOUR LIES.
Well, come on. palecurve turns a quarter of a century. chaos ensues, for the night at least. I mean, anyone not wearing Official Palecurve Clothing (tm) would be unsafe.
And I'm glad Michelle was able to make your birthday awesome, which I didn't really doubt she would. But considering you were dreading this for some reason I'm happy it turned out PERFECT! And you two look so cute together in those pictures. Michelle looks damn sexy in that red dress, and I love your eye makeup. ha.
Well, I knew she would too, just not how...it was my first surprise birthday, they're so cool. Do you see how I was dreading it t hough, with my explanation above? It was kind of like...I had gone for so many years (and done so many terrible things to my body) that I thought I was invincible...and then BAM in one day I die three times, and lose most of my lung. It was a huge shock.
haha, don't we? I always say we look totally perfectly matched in these pictures. Michelle and I are some sexy motherfuckers. Me, only in a suit. Her, all the time.
And Kristen...heh. GOD you make me giggle like a schoolgirl. I love you. <3 <3
you totally need to go to toys r' us in times square. its amazing. there is a ferris wheel inside, and this dinosaur that moves and what not. i was just there. good times.
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Tunguska's the one they're not sure of the cause, right? Shitloads of flattened trees, blamed on everything from aliens to meteorites to Tesla?
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Yep, that's the one. Took place in the forests of Siberia, pretty tough to get to the site, but it's still there. Flattened trees in a radius about 70 m from the explosion site.
Current theory is that something, a bomb or meteorite (as something was witnessed, blue in color, streaking down to the site) flew down, but exploded right before hitting the ground, kind of like how you'd dentonate a nuke above a city to cause an EMP blackout.
The first testings done there showed ridiculously high levels of radiation, but by the time they got back like, decades later, of course it had already dissipated.
I still love that story, though. And you KNOW it was that motherfucker Tesla and his goddamn death ray. Fucking thing is real, dammit.
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Also, you should take solace in the fact that your birthday tried to kill several people, some of which I know.
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Well, come on. palecurve turns a quarter of a century. chaos ensues, for the night at least. I mean, anyone not wearing Official Palecurve Clothing (tm) would be unsafe.
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And I'm glad Michelle was able to make your birthday awesome, which I didn't really doubt she would. But considering you were dreading this for some reason I'm happy it turned out PERFECT! And you two look so cute together in those pictures. Michelle looks damn sexy in that red dress, and I love your eye makeup. ha.
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haha, don't we? I always say we look totally perfectly matched in these pictures. Michelle and I are some sexy motherfuckers. Me, only in a suit. Her, all the time.
And Kristen...heh. GOD you make me giggle like a schoolgirl. I love you. <3 <3
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And yes, you do.
And thanks, I try. I love you too. <3
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but do you wear eye makeup everyday? fag!
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of course i do! you know that, ass. go and call me a fag, g-l-o-r-i-a. :P
see if i and my makeup hang out with YOU!!! but seriously, can we? we need to gossip and bitch and i need updates and we need to talk!
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