Comments | kuporeid: Undeclared War in the Neighborhood

kuporeid

Undeclared War in the Neighborhood

Feb 24, 2004 10:43

Today is not a day I will soon forget. Nor will the attack on me so close to my adopted home be easily shaken from my every constant waking thought ( Read more... )

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sodavecanread February 24 2004, 11:16:25 UTC

The nerve. This is exactly why I never returned to Rockport, Texas.

Dude psychov February 24 2004, 15:29:03 UTC

That is categorically not at all awesome.

cboat88 February 24 2004, 17:29:02 UTC

Dude. The birds be shitting on you now. Time to fight back. There's the old school slingshot, or the new and sleek sniper rifle. I'd go with a sniper rifle.

On another note, that totally made my day.

drunkenroosky February 25 2004, 17:37:23 UTC

Hi Reid,
I'm sorry the bird shat on you. Once a bird pooped in my eye while I was walking under the train on McDonald Avenue. He pooed right in my right eye. While it was opened.

kuporeid February 25 2004, 19:50:49 UTC

Elina, I appreciate you clearing this up for me. Because of this newfound information, I now realize that this bird was not declaring war on me--he was merely sending me a warning sign. Clearly, there are worse things he could have done had we truly been the mortal enemies I believed us to be, the bird and I.

sodavecanread February 25 2004, 22:14:31 UTC

Clearly, these birds are belligerent, territorial and Scottish.