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[kupsta]

The guy from the speedway goes on a date

"Oh Martha, how I have longed to hold you for ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!!

Comments

[b_e_de]

Ah Martha, your eyes they shimmer like GODZILLA THE 6 WHEELED MONSTER'S HEADLIGHTS AS HE JUMPS 50 CARS CARS CARS.. just staring into them makes my heart beat faster than CRAIG MICHAELS 50TH DIRT TRACK CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIIIIP.. won't you please spend this VALENTINES DAY MOTOR CARNAGE MAYHEEEEEEM with me?

[b_e_de]

also king eating a box coated in syrup

[chinozaki]

fuck