[003] †

[kuraha]

Is the world truly ending?

You'd think it wasn't after all, with the fuss people are making over a handful of undead. Is there some great vampire importance we're to play in this terrible thing? What have I overlooked in my studies today?

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[bywhiteskin]

Was that humour?

[kuraha]

Do you find me incapable?

[bywhiteskin]

I had strongly suspected you were.

[kuraha]

We hadn't met under the most humorous of conditions.

[steeldame]

Apparently. It has been "ending" for over a year.

It was a reminder that several have forgotten, nothing more. You were looking for me, weren't you? I'm short tempered today, therefore state your name and business as introduction.

[kuraha]

Someone advised me to seek you out on the subject of nourishment without injury, however, I am not one to so impolitely foist myself on someone who does not wish to be bothered.

[steeldame]

I have no trouble to provide nourishment to avoid hunts that makes my servant itching for his own.

Now, there is the point I am a hunter and you must understand who you are receiving help from. Is that understood?

[kuraha]

Out of necessity, I was once made to take the role of hunter. My condition is the result of that unique occupational hazard. I understand you quite well, thank you.

Might I inquire as to where your supply comes from, and how you obtain it?

[so_very_greedy]

Eh? You're one too?

[kuraha]

Coincidentally enough, I am.

[so_very_greedy]

Damn! Even more! I'm feelin' like more of a minority every day!

[bywhiteskin]

I've already claimed a bride and sired a number of fledglings. Soon you will be overrun.

[theotokos]

See.

Now all of you are just being overly dramatic.

[kuraha]

Yes, I know, it's so terrible of me to not want to be murdered as I starve to death in an effort not to hurt anyone. Woe, woe is me. Life is pain.

[theotokos]

You're giving vampires a bad name.

Stop it.

[kuraha]

I need a fainting couch to throw myself on, quickly! It is too much~ Alas, the fleeting cries of my tortured heart shall haunt you forever.

[glock30]

Get off your high horse.

[kuraha]

I don't have a horse.

[bywhiteskin]

Liar.

[kuraha]

Not here, I don't.