Have I Quoted You?
I've run out of room on Facebook to keep track of all the crazy things I hear come out of people's mouths, so I would like to keep track of them here. :)
"My Koki senses are tingling!!!" - Kelsey
"Karma sutra!" - Kelsey
I want a dangly thing with Aiba on it. ... wait, what's his name. Nino!! - Kelsey
“I’m gonna talk to him and be like ‘So you know Katherine?’ and he’s gonna be like ‘Who the hell is Katherine?’ and I’ll be like ‘You know, the girl with the clothes.’ - Dingle
"Just ask him, the worst thing that he can do is say no, and if he does, then he's not worth it." - Dingle (possibly the best advice a guy friend can give a girl)
“It’s called PMS. GET OVER IT." -Jamie
“Giraffes make bad pets because they eat all your trees and step over the fence and get away.' -Livingston
“Don’t throw water on it [circuit breaker,] don’t poke around with a screwdriver… you’ll die…' - Livingston
"BOYS ARE CONFUSING?! lol what are you comparing boys to? a soap dish?" - Chase
"What idiot put that there? ...oh wait that was me." - Roberto
"We can'tttt!" - Alyssa
"That was my intimidation of Roberto... did I just say intimidation? ...I meant imitation..." - Alyssa
"Krin, even I would do Brad Pitt." - Chase
"Don't get in a squinty eye contest with me, you can't win!" - Alan
"Tu chaka chaka con tu pero?!?" - Ester
"In the dark scary woods was...PAM! AHHH!" - Alan
"I was walking with a Roberto limp." - Alan
"I take it you're not a fan of (too much) PDA?" -Brenda
"No, not really." - me
"...I have sex in parks." -Brenda
"Ahhh he's so cute I want to put him in my pocket!" - Katie
"So, you know Rain?" - me
"Yeah... well, I wouldn't say I know him, per say... we're more like comrades." - Kelsey
"Dude. You're allowed to look at the menu. You don't have to order." - Alayna
"Donde esta mi pinche chingadera???" - Ricardo
"Which pinche chingadera?" - Me
"MY PINCHE CHINGADERA WEY! ...Ah, here's my pinche chingadera." - Ricardo
"Everyone's marriage falls apart sometimes." - Liz
"I CALL PUTTING HIM IN MY POCKET!" - Katie
"Just poke it and see if it's hard." - Katie
"cuz I'm the one with a PROBLEM." - Alysha
"CHINESE VAMPIRES!" - me
"Yea mike he in bull fighting is really dreamy." - Jimmy
"I just told her 'He wanted to be GAY more than he wanted to be with YOU.'" - Liz
"Thank you for choosing Fazoli's, order when you're ready" - Heidi
"blah" - guy
*Alan gives total over headset*
"What happened to that nice girl I was talking to?" - guy
"Uh she's kinda tied up right now." - Alan
"YOU TIED HER UP???" - guy
"DID I HEAR NINO?" - Kelsey
"Ni~no, no. No Nino." - Kelsey
"My skin is touching yours.. I feel like we are becoming one." - Kelsey
"KORIN! How do I get my pants off?! ...I mean..." - Kelsey
"I hate it when ghosts go up my butt!" - Kelsey
"For the love of penis, Kelsey." - Katie
"But Kelsey doesn't have an L in it! ...wait..." - Kelsey
"Black people always get the short end of the stick" - Katie
"But they've got the LONG stick." - Kelsey
"...so you're getting shot at because your pimps aren't going down on themselves." - Katie
"What language do they speak in South Korea?" - Alyssa
"...Korean...Why what did you think they spoke there?" - me
"Oh I don't know, Mexican?" - Alyssa
"Well you just suck in general so that over-rides my face sucking!" - Vance
"It's popping out all over the place" - Me
"He's possessed by dumbness." - Katie
"I'm getting on my own nerves.... but I can't stop talking." - Katy
"You have 50" - Katie
"50 what?" - Me
"50 douche -tacos!!" - Katie
"Yeah, well mine's red." - Kyle Peters
"Are you calling me Mexican? Because we're DIFFERENT." - Emily
"i just dont want to be her best friend bc geri feels the sun shines out of her ass" - Emily
"You should check out my passport. Oh wait, I don't have one." - Liz
"Yeah I do watched Lost." - Melissa
"It's like hop-scotch." - Liz (she was talking about double dutch jump rope)
"...and then I jumped on his back and kicked someone in the head..." - me
"...Were you a NINJA in this dream?" - Rick
"...Wouldn't it be bad if rain killed us?" - Rick (after talking about how things stop speeding up when falling)
"...You guys are gonna think I'm an idiot. I just bit my finger." - Ai-chan
"THERE'S DUDE CHEFS HERE AT NIGHT." - Melissa
"Who on God's green Earth put this clown in my room???" - Kelsey
"OMG HE'S CUTE. TOUCH HIM!" - Kelsey
"I'm just sayin', I expect my kids to be pretty." - Jaren
"I don't want to be a slutty girl." - Jaren
"Liz: It's the first time I've gotten [your time] right!
Korin: well it should be on the top of the skype thing
Liz: Oh shit. I'm not gonna lie. I never noticed that.
Korin: HAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAA that's so awesome
Katie: I'm on my period
Liz: That's way too much information.
Katie: Well, you were talking about your nose bleeding, so I felt left out.
Katie: Shut your whore!
Liz: You mean, shut your hole?
Katie: No. Shut your whore!
Liz: I'm going to have so many quotes from Katie after today.
Katie: Here's a quote for you
[Silence]
Korin: Yeah, what's the quote?
Liz: Oh, I think she's flipping me off.
"I expect more consistancy from this country!!" - Jaren, about Japan and his ice cream cone...
"Why is the kanji for blue in shizuka (quiet, peaceful)?" - Melissa
"Because when you choke you turn blue and are silent forever!!" - Brianna
"if there are any orbs out here show yourslef or ill shoot you" - Mike
[11/30/2009 11:57:23 PM] Emily Jimenez: poor jaja
[11/30/2009 11:57:29 PM] Emily Jimenez: hes innoently playing chess
[11/30/2009 11:57:34 PM] Jaren Shigeta: lol
[11/30/2009 11:57:47 PM] Emily Jimenez: then he comes back to a violent anti penis conversation
"I can be cute. Need some variety, can't be dead sexy all the time." - Jaren
"BAKE IS GOOD." - Emily
"Please, cooking is a woman's natural ability" -Xiang Qin
"After I saw you, I became a non-believer." -Ah Cai (It Started With A Kiss)
"People(人) say things(言) and that's what makes trust(信)" -アタシニチの男子
"You! Marry me!"- Ohno Satoshi ("YOU 僕と結婚しちゃいなよ！")
"Don't touch me!?" - Aiba Masaki (he was trying to say "Can I touch it?")
"Herro. My name is Masaki です." - Aiba Masaki
"So I guess... How should I put it? It might be bit of an exaggeration, but I want to be a kind of oasis. Just watching us helps someone feel better. For us in particular, we're given the opportunity to do some stupid things, too, so it someone can say, "These guys are idiots! Just watching them makes me happy," then... That's the kind of person I want to continue being. I would also like to be their dream." - Sakurai Sho, Shounen Club Premium, 2009.06.21
「入れ口、出口、田口です。」 -田口淳之介 (this makes more sense in Japanese, it says "In, out, I'm Taguchi" translated...)
"You should get drunk and go to the strip joint."
"Why?"
"You'd be throwin' your voice in places it should NEVER come from!" - Jeff Dunham
"...just like koala bears aren't really koalas." - me
"We're going to go to the airport and get on a plane to Brazil. For dinner. Bye bye Japan." - Makoto-san (he said it in Japanese but I don't remember HOW he said it.)
"They gang-banged me twice in a row." - Jaren
"Do you guys have a chink chink thing?" - Chrys
[12:01:13 AM] Jaren Shigeta: ;gaweggasasgagseg;obg[q2rho9[wtg;oier
[12:01:25 AM] Jaren Shigeta: (that's jaren for "IT'S FUCKING COLD.")
"Do you got pachinko balls? I don't got no pachinko balls." - Momo
"Someone who butts in when you're talking and smugly provides the ending herself. Indeed anyone who butts in, be they child or adult, is most infuriating." - Makura no Soushi, page 29
"I began to explain my state of mind: just as certain artists bubbling over with happiness paint pictures, do calligraphy, write poetry or prose, others, because they are in the midst of cares and worry, take a brush to do calligraphy, paint a canvas or compose a work of literature, hoping in that way to attian happiness." - Natsume Soseki's "My Individualism"
Golden Girls Quotes
"I've been gone for two days and the dumb one is in there acting like a slut, and the slut is in here acting dumb!" - Sophia (The Golden Girls)
"I have to, when she was fifteen I found her under a pile of hillbillies. Picture it, me with a pitchfork, cousins left and right." - Sophia (The Golden Girls)
"My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'" - Rose (The Golden Girls)
"Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?" - Dorothy
"Well, just tell him you have a lot of work at home." - Blanche
"I don't want to lie." - Rose
"When you get home, we'll make you clean out the garage." - Blanche
"Oh thanks, I owe you big for this one." - Rose (The Golden Girls)
"Blanche, are you sure you're pregnant?" - Dorothy
"I just did a home pregnancy test - it's right here." - Blanche
"It looks like a perfume sample." - Rose
"Put it behind your ears, Rose." - Dorothy (The Golden Girls)
"You know what the worst part about getting older is?" - Blanche
"Your face, Rose's hands?" - Dorothy (The Golden Girls)
"You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying." - Dorothy (The Golden Girls)
"You can lead a herring to water, but you'll have to walk really fast or he'll die." - Rose (The Golden Girls)
"We'd be better off if we only had the words 'I love you.' - Gackt
"Some girl came up and started groping me and I was like 'whee!'" - Jimmy
"Nice to meet you, I look like I'm gay but I'm not." - Jimmy
"Put that in your arm pit and smoke it!" - Mike
"Jimmy has a heart on his arm." - Kelsey
"Mommy I want my wennie back" - Kelsey
"You're nutty like a fruitcake!" -Grandma
"GRANDMA JUST CALLED ME A FRUITCAKE!" - Lee
"He's quite a card sometimes." - Grandma (about Lee)
Me: I want to get Takeda's phone number and stuff.
Bastian: Why, so you can stalk him?
Me: No that's only you that I stalk. On Facebook.
Bastian: I knew it!
Me: Because you're totally my type and all, specifically the whole being gay part.
Bastian: You know, girls are attracted to gay men...
Me: But in all seriousness, I have someone else I like, so you're off the hook.
Bastian: You ruined my dreams! I had a house planned out, and a car... and kids! How could you!?
"He's like a nihonjin (日本人） without the nihon. 〔日本〕 ...he's hito. 〔人〕" - Emily about Jaren
"Well whenever you open your book to that chapter, you'll see those crumbs and say 'Oh, Rick!'" - Rick
"When I wasn't looking at porn, hacking into the pentagon, memorizing train schedules and asking you why you were still awake, I happened to come across Uniqlo's spring collection." - Jaren
[12:13:01 AM] Jaren Shigeta:i'm now an "evil mastermind"
[12:13:01 AM] Jaren Shigeta: and i have no idea what i'm supposed to be plotting
Rick: You really don't like that guy, do you?
Melissa: They're rivals.
Rick: Ohhh so you're Ash Ketchum and he's Gary Oak. I get it.
Momo's Things a Japanese Guy should do to get a gaijin girl (since we, gaijin girls have to change for them (we think.))
#1, stop hanging out in groups of 15-583
#2 grow a few inches
#3 stop primping like girls
#4 FUCKING APPROACH A GIRL
AND GET HER NUMBER
#5 etc
"Innocent and Chilean, I don't think those two words go together." - Chrys
"WHAT? Face castration like a man??" - George
[8:58:13 PM] Emily Jimenez: its her VOICE
[8:58:39 PM] Emily Jimenez: as soon as i hear her, especially her loud fake laugh i know a baby dies on the other side of the world
[8:58:45 PM] Emily Jimenez: she's killing american babies
[8:58:46 PM] Emily Jimenez: yo
Liz on G-dragon:
Liz: and then you have moody Draco Malfoy
he'll teach them dice a lesson (About Koe wo Kikasete video)
About Big Bang's nicknames:
[1:37:49 AM] Liz Baltich: or G-Dragon's isn't
[1:37:54 AM] Liz Baltich: "What shall we name him, honey?"
[1:37:59 AM] Liz Baltich: "G-Dragon?"
[1:38:09 AM] Liz Baltich: "Well, that will either make him destined for greatness or a total shame on the family"
"I'm going to prom as... a lemon." - Chrissy (prom dress shopping in 2006)
"If it's something famous, she'll attack it with both hands... or feet, or something." - Naoko
"Screw that! Japanese men are only small when you don't want them to be!" - Emily
(About a guy on the train):
Me: You should go talk to him then.
Emily: I already started. We made eye contact, he knows I'm feeling him out.
(About another guy on the train):
Emily: I wonder if he's cute. He looks great from behind.
Momo: Great, you ruined Ai-chan!
Me: ARASHI DOES NOT RUIN LIVES.
Me: THEY SAVE THEM.
"Hook..." - Momo
"You never stop being the same as the person as the same person you're the same person with." - Momo
Emily: "That's a limited edition."
Korin: "You mean limited express?"
Emily: Huh?
Korin: Oh you mean his DS
*both get it at the same time*
Korin: I thought you were talking about the train.
"You'd get there and be like 'dorf, let's karate.'" - Emily
"He's got a great body... ...I want to show it to you." - me
"And then he'd be like 'Ahhhhh my penis is broken!'" - Momo
"He said lift your leg and I'll do it, and he took care of it." - Korin
"That's what she said, that's what she saiddddddddd!" - Emily
"Come with meeee!" - Emily
"No, I'm going to take a shower." - Korin
"*whine* But I have all this porn and nothing to do with it...." Emily
"I've always wanted to devirginize an otaku... well, not really. Starting now I have always wanted to deviringize an otaku." - Emily
"I have to put my penis in someone." - Emily
"This crack is RIGHT in between my legs." - Korin
"That's what she said." - Emily
"He's a good cuddler." - Emily, about Ohno Satoshi
"Okay, well who in karate club do YOU want to do?" - Emily Wells
*burst out laughing* "Excuse me!?" - me
"Okay, let me put that more gently. Who do you think is cute?" - Emily
"PRETTY FACE!" - Emily Wells
"Women are always cold..." - Bastian
"I'm not cold!!" - me
"Well then you aren't a woman, are you?" - Bastian
""idk, I had this picture in my head of you, fighting geisha ninjas, and then sitting down on the river, with your beer, to reminisce, and then- idk, just ignore me." - Momo, after I told her I sat down next to a river to drink a beer today, just because I felt like it. (Emily)
"If we weren't girls, we'd prolly be... GUYS! >_< " - Korin
"I just want to go out like this." - Chrys (in sports bra)
"But you can't, because that would be indecent." - Korin
"But then I 'd be freeee." - Chrys
"Then you'd see my unexistant boobs!" - Chrys
"Non." - Emily
"My non-boobs." - Chrys
"I meant non-existant." - Emily
"Have you read her blog? She brags about herself all the time. It's like 'Me is awesome. I go karate. Me with friends, me eat num nums." - Emily, about me
"*holding up eyebrow brush* I'll clean you up some- give you a side part so your vaj looks like papa." - Emily
"It has to be all girls... because of the VAJ!" - Emily
"I love white chocolate. I'm gonna marry it. NOM!" - Emily
"The only thing that goes on in their tiny chicken brains is 'I wanna look at girls butts... sex, sex, sex, I wanna look at girls butts." - Naoko
"It takes out like one hair and then there is an island." - Christine
"Work that sweat baby! *pumping arms*" - George, quoting Billy Blanks
"Ahh, it's so hot!" - Korin, about spaghetti
"I know you are~" Ai-chan
"No, you don't live in a shojou manga, you live in a better place called reality. shonen manga> reality> shojou manga" - George
"I'll fill you up later." - Chrys
"I got it on the streets." - Emily
"Would you be able to tell the difference between a plastic cock?" - Naoko (talking about a gun)
"It's a very bad idea to date a poor man, Korin. 'Cause, if he rips your clothes (in his excitement) he can't buy you new ones." -Naoko
"You know Chinese?" - Korin
"Yeah, I know "grape", "hello" and "fuck you." So, I can be like "Hello, would you like a grape? No? Fuck you!" - Emily
"I wouldn't like to kill myself because it seems very painful." - Chrys
"If you keep eating, then your body will think you are still eating because... you are still eating." - Emily Wells
"That guy is a molester and that guy is jacking off!" - Naoko, on why she won't ride a night bus
"Refridgerator and old woman panties." Emily, about Becker's pasta salad
"Oooh, binoculors just what otaku need." - Sam
"They were trying to change each other to impress each other. Because of the man crush." - Emily
"Curious George..." - Emily
"The vampire." - Naoko
Korin Redig: I hate him though
Korin Redig: rah
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: same thing in our italian blood
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: what annoy us, we hate
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: right? ...
Korin Redig: lol Korin Redig: yes
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: what we love, we hate
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: so u love him, thus hate him
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: he annoys me, thus i hate him
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: we all hate him
Korin Redig: LOL
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: end of story
Korin Redig: LOLOLOL
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: lol
Korin Redig: I love you
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: hahaha
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: so u hate me too?
Shimizu Sensei: *holding up a card with 「口」 kanji on it*
Tom: A square!
Emily: I'll just tell Korin I was watching dragonflies have sex.
Jouji: With me...~
"Stupid boys making stupid things stupider?" - Emily Wells
"I don't do things to you, you do things to me. And then I'm like 'MY INNOCENCE!!'" - Emily
"Does it (ginger ale) taste like sheep?" - Emily Wells
"No, what the hell are you taking about?! It tastes like curry you idiot!!" - Ou
Korin: I was just making sure that someone wasn't touching me, 'cause if he was, I was going to break his balls.
Emily: And then I'd rip them off and punch him in the face with them!
"DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A LOVE HOTEL WITH ME?? )^O^(" - Emily Wells
"I heard that you have a great accent." - Emily
"Thanks. But, I wish that I had a native American accent." - Fran
"...okay, that's cool." - Emily
"I'm not (going to end up happily married.) I'm going end up *looks at Chrys* with this girl. And cats." - Emily
"I'll fool around with that boy, but I'm tired so he has to be on top." - Emily
"All he wants is to be loved but he HAS HAND SCISSORS!" - Chrys
"Ah, um you know that chubby guy, what's his name?" - Chrys
*without missing a beat* "Totoro." - Makoto
"Speaking of Koki, you know that guy that looks like him that runs around our school? ...who is clearly a student there, I say that like he's an elf on crack. He almost ran into me today and he was like "Sumimasen, sumimasen." and then he ran off. And I was like "Koki...? Look-a-like...?" - Emily
While standing in front of the Sakurai Sho key chain machines:
Ai-chan: Well I kissed him so...
me: I KISS HIM EVERY NIGHT! (in my rage over Ai-chan getting two great key chains and me not)
"I'll ask him if he is super creepy gay-chan." - Makoto
"So I should ask him... 'Clark, are you... creepy?'" - Makoto
"My version is more おいしい than your version!" - Chrys, to Emily Wells about some sort of alcohol
"You're sleeping? You never sleep! And the one time I call you, you are sleeping!" - Chrys
"I stopped counting when it went over 100" - CJ, about moving all the time and having to settle for lovers rather than a wife
"And Korin needs another pumpkin pie. What?! You're full? Put it in your pocket, what the hell!" - grandpa
"I just opened the window to get one out and it wouldn't go out... We don't have trained flies." -Brenda
"Please control him, your sugar booger." - Emily
"What you mean like a leash?" - me
"...no I mean like one of those mask things," Emily
"A ...muzzle?" - me
"Sex is ...fun BUT!! It's a SINNNNN!" - Professor Anno
[11:46:55 PM] Aileen Truong: i was like, i don't care about hookers, i just wanna sing
[11:58:44 PM] Aileen Truong: oh yeah, u can have ohno. i'll take back aiba.
[11:59:19 PM] Korin Redig: Oh you're over Ohno no?
[11:59:23 PM] Aileen Truong: no im not
[11:59:34 PM] Korin Redig: Sorry, I started reading those ridic quotes
[11:59:37 PM] Korin Redig: you're not?
[11:59:37 PM] Aileen Truong: i just feel aiba is getting lonely
"Yes, adopt a boyfriend so you can have me a granbaby." - Brenda
"I'll adopt a white baby and stick Asian juice in it." - Kelsey
"I don't wanna swing with you. I don't want to be married to you. We have nothing in common." - me to Kelsey
"It was his extra long penis. It springs him off the ground." - Kelsey
"i forgot there are too many asians between us XD"-me to Momo
"Maybe it's made with Florida oranges" - Melissa about "Florida Orange Chicken"
"Screaming orgasm roll... Made with chef's special sauce..." - Ai-chan
"Do you know this song? It's called 'Twinkle Twinkle'" - Ai-chan
"Yeah, of course I know it." - me (the tune was twinkle twinkle little star)
"Okay, that's it, we have to go back. I know Ohno is very traditional and all but you'll just have to drug him and have him get you pregnant so you can have a shotgun wedding." - Ai-chan about Ohno's age
"I'm going to mouth my 'woos' from now on." - Melissa
"You need CHOPSTICKS?" - Ai-chan, not being able to hear my offer for CHAPSTICK
"You look like blurry Asian." - me
"I'm doing George." - Ai-chan
"Don't let one of the guys touch your leg..." - Melissa
"Holy Joe Moses!" - Katie
"I don't just see a girl and go oh, doki doki" - Jouji
"His ass is gross. Look at it." - Liz
Paranormal dude: "I think I heard Dan. That's /my/ name."
Korin Redig: "Not anymore. They took it."
--Heard while watching Paranormal Challenge
"Zak Bagans bit the inside of my cheek." - Katie
"Momma. You know how some people are left handed..." - Kelsey
"Why does Mr. Boyfriend keep texting me?!" - Katie
”She's got a fatal disease and she's dumb about it” -me to Sonya about a drama I watched
"She was like 12! I was like, I have pubes older than you!" - Billy
George Chao: hmm and i did ask you to marry me
Korin Redig: that too
George Chao: even though YOU REFUSED AND SCARRED ME FOREVER
"Jaren is like a mysterious substance" - Momo
Korin: I bet you went up to her, and you were like *whispers* Hey, see that girl over there? You should hit on her. EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Momo: Yes, that's exactly what I did.
"it wouldn't matter if I were out there fighting Saddam or Osama bin Laden or a dragon! You'd still make me go." -Vance
"Oh well if Tom Felton is in Hufflepuff then I definitley want in!" - Jaren
"Well now my mouth is as clean as my counter top!" - Liz, about ginger
"It's like you and I had a child and it was Kelsey" - Liz, to Katie
"But she's TALLER THAN BOTH OF US!" - Katie, about above comment
"There's a guy that looks like Fabio... WHERE AM I?" - Momo
"Tell her (Yulia) that I am laying on top of Genji." - Jaren
"I should just be a sorting hat" - Momo
"Why don't you try the American one?" - Billy, not paying attention to which number to check an item with
"It's fuckin' 10 Jews sittin' around a table." - Eric, about Sport's Authority's CEO and Corporate Owners
[12:23:47 AM] Momo: ahh
[12:23:49 AM] Momo: i told ya
[12:23:54 AM] Momo: just...ask him out for a friendly hang
[12:23:56 AM] Momo: out
[12:23:58 AM] Momo: ..lol
[12:24:00 AM] Korin Redig: lol
[12:24:07 AM] Korin Redig: because that's not tots awkward
[12:24:07 AM] Momo: and then ravish him
[12:24:10 AM] Momo: silly
"^^ Nice. Now I am stalking your stalker." - Emily
"I heard you call him a twat-waffle." - Liz
"He looks like he learned how to grow a beard from a 70's porn star." - Eric
"Someone needs to sit him down and be like 'Jimmy. Jimmy Lor. You are gay." - Emily
"Korin. I wish you could come over. My room is so clean." - Momo (in Hawaii)
"...there's a picture of me. So log on to Syfy.com and look at pictures of me." - Josh Gates, Ghost Hunters Live 2011
"I have enough coffee in my system to kill a grizzly bear." Josh Gates, Ghost Hunters Live 2011
"Well, we need to take another break. Mostly because my eyelids are frozen open." Josh Gates, Ghost Hunters Live 2011
"I'm trending on a sweet ginger beard.com." Josh Gates, Ghost Hunters Live 2011
"What is it that makes walking through a dark house so scary? ...I got it. It's ghosts." - Josh Gates, Ghost Hunters Live 2011
Missy: I'm starting to suspect that Tom has a secret superhero identity. He climbs fucking mountains like daily and does charity work, no one is that fucking perfect unless they are like Captain America. Plus his teeth are shockingly white.
Me: LMAO Ask him!! Do it!!
Missy: He won't own up to it, superheros never do. It's like in the superhero rule book.
Jaren: "I'm going to make chiken katsu and curry. And I'm going to take a picture of it and send it to you!"
Me: "You're an asshole!! ...can I invite myself over for dinner too?"
Jaren: "Haha, I know. You can invite yourself over for dinner too.""I don't like the drift of your pickle" - Kelsey
"And that's it! That's the end of the story!" - Professor Kimbrough
"Well if you marry someone then you don't have to stalk them!" - Professor Kimbrough
"This is a life lesson you guys: You should never pursue anyone amorously to the point that they want to die!" - Professor Kimbrough
Jouji talking about pulling tablecloths off of tables with items on them
Jouji: yep
Jouji: so in order to do that you need to leave a small slack
Jouji: but just enough so you can accelerate to your peak velocity when the tablecloth is taut
Jouji: anyways, that's what i was thinking as i did it
Chelsea: wft it's raining!! D :D :D :D :D
George: you're... happy? about that?
Chelsea: George - It's still in the 90s and October is almost over! Rain is goooood. :D
George: That's cause you're in Arizona. I'm in Minnesota :P
Korin: Here, let me send you some of this snow that we just got...
Chelsea: George - lol, Minnesota.
Chelsea: Korin - Yes please! Except since it's going back up into the 90s next week (since it fell all the way to 82! XD ) all that snow will probably melt. :P
Korin: ...that's it. I'm moving there. Damnit. We got like 7 inches yesterday, might melt tomorrow but it'll be back.
George: or you can move here. Because I'm here.
Korin: Oh, and you would feed me and let me watch movies. Hmm. That's tough...
I heard you call him a twat-waffle. - Liz
^^ Nice. I am now stalking your stalker. - Emi
What part you on? And can you one day have a life changing freakout and be on my level so I don’t feel so stupid lol - Momo (about me reading LotR)
Eric: Your eyes look weird, have you been crying? Who made you cry? Was is Scott? If it was Scott, I'll kick his ass.
Me: ...what?
Katie: Go yell at dad.
Kelsey: (turns head towards basement) Ahhh!
Me: WHAT?
Momo: I don't even know.
Me: Did you say pineapple??
Momo: Possibly.
"This is pelican. I’m migrating. Wait, do pelicans migrate? …This is African-Swallow. I have a coconut in my mouth."
Ryan, at work recently.
"Kyle’s talking about premature something’s over there." -Katie
"They’re like gun butt buddies." -Mike
Jimmy: ..yeah I'm just gonna invite everyone. ... SHOFDINNGGGGGGGGG!!! (screamed across store)
Nick: WHAAAAAAT?? (screamed back across store.)
Jimmy: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED...
Nick: WHAT?
Eric: Korin, I just wanna have sex with a really hot girl.
Me: Well, I wanna have sex with a really hot guy, but that's not happening so...
Katie: Oh, marriage laws. Did you wanna look at that in case you decide you wanna get married while we're there? (South Korea)
Me: No. Wait, yes. In case I meet the next boyfriend that I'll propose to after knowing him for... three days!
Nick: What are you researching now, Eric?
Eric: Not me, Korin is researching. She's going to Korea.
Nick:...Korin! Man.
Me: Yeah remember, I told you about this?
Nick: It's because you're rich.
Eric: Yeah she is.
Nick: Korin, I need a new car.
Me: Nooo. It's because I save my money. And I don't drink or gamble. Like you two.
Me: Well, then it's good I'm going because you can live vicariously through me!
Nick: Are you going to be having sex with girls while you're there?
Me: ...no? I'm not planning on having sex with boys there either.
Nick: Then I can't live vicariously through you!!!
Me: It's just vicariously living for now.
Eric: Yes, I'll be bicuriously living.
Me: WHAT? BICURIOUSLY? VIcariously, dumb ass.
"When a rash of sword-cane murders happen…" -Liz
"Of course. Who doesn’t do that around trees?" - Katie
"We’re on a stakeout, I need some donuts." -Katie
"We should be filming this, and send it to Zak Bagins." -Katie
"So you go up to him and be like “Haaay, here’s mah numbah. Cuz I decided that I laikeee you and I want yo numbahh.” And he’ll
be like, “Why are you talking so ghetto?” and you’ll be like “I don’t know it just happens sometimes.” Let’s give that a whirl." -Momo
"Yeah but you can’t go based off of that. He might have a small wiener." -Vince, about why you can’t go off if a guy has a nice
body.
Followed by looking around the bar really fast to make sure there were not ripped guys around.
Vince: That's my girlfriend right there. She's so hot. (Adriana Lima in a commercial on the tv.)
Me: She's like six feet tall!
Vince: That's okay. I like climbing trees.
"Yeah, she’s like a man with a vagina. …WHAT? IT’S A COMPLIMENT!!!" -Eric, about me. O.o;;
Me: It was adorable in my mouth. (about jelly bean)
Kelsey: :< That's what she said.
"We should play bingo! If I had facetime, we would be playing bingo. All the time." -Momo, about Asian girls with tall, weird looking white guys ALL OVER.
"You bought costumes for George?!" -Chrys, to Jaren in Akihabara when she misheard him
"No, I did not say “can I eat your grape?” I said “can I read your grey?" -Chrys, to Jaren about borrowing his phone to read
"Mean people tend to be nice to me." -Chrys
"So THAT’S all I had to do (to get a job at the JR.)" -Jaren
"My ears are ringing. Can you hear it?? I can’t hear it when you talk." -Chelsie, to Kelsey
Momo: I mean, would you make out with George?
me: No.
Momo: What? No?
me: Would YOU make out with George?
Momo: No. But I don't have dreams about ME and George. I have dreams about YOU and George...
Me: Although I'd like to just punch him in the dick instead...
Erich: Open with the dick-punch, follow with the footwear proposition. If you do the dick-punch his story will get so grandiose over time that you'll be the most epic associate of all time.
"I’m not unhappy. I’m sitting here watching my favorite movie, with my favorite friends, eating a jar of mayonnaise." -Liz
"You say disgusting, I say delicious. Potato, potato. Wait, those are antonyms!" -Liz
Nick: Don't ever get pregnant or get anyone pregnant.
me: Well good thing I wasn't planning on getting anyone pregnant any time soon.
Kelsey: So there was this party that came in the other night... *gets distracted by music*
Katie: PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
Katie: how'd he dry it out?
Brenda: He USED it.
"F*ck Charles. I’ll just be like, you know what? Shut up." -Nick
"I try to keep my bodily fluids in." -Chelsie
Erich: That's true. Who knows what will happen to that store.
me: You're gonna break it! That's what.
Erich: Haha I'm gonna break it?
me: You're gonna break it. The whole store. I know it's gonna happen. Since I'm partially in apparel next week maybe I'll help.
Erich: Haha, how am I gonna break it, and it's good to have a team.
me: Not sure yet. It's probably going to be a combination of the wave and stray footballs, maybe some golf balls. It's going to be totally unintentional too.
Erich: And totally worth it!
me: Absolutely!! We'd have to kidnap Nick though or else he'll have to come in and clean our mess.
Erich: He'll just leave if he knows what's good for him
me: But he doesn't and that's the problem. We probably have to tie him up and keep him in your trunk of your car.
me: Just don't get pulled over.
Erich: No guarantees because I still need my new license plate tags.
me: Well we can't keep him in my trunk!! It's far too small.
Erich: Ditch.
me: We can't do that to him!! It's not like we're murdering him, just trying to keep him from picking up our pieces.
Erich: A ditch with a quick shade
me: Okay that's a little more acceptable.
Erich: Excellent
Kel: I just... feel like a turtle that needs to break out of it's shell!
Liz: No. No, you've broken out of like 30 shells already, you don't need to break out of anymore.
me: We were gonna make beaded clothes.
Liz: I'm glad you didn't.
Katie: We could make some for yooooooooou.
Katie: and Kelsey has a broken ankle. She has ankle...Tuberculosis...
Liz: That makes totally, complete sense. Just like the rest of them.
"No one you know will do spiteful facial hair like me." -Liz
"Next time I go to a concert, I’m gonna dress like Jesus." -Kelsey, at the Starkid concert in May
Nick: Korin, did you find your half black, half Asian guy yet?
me: no, I don't even know where I would look.
Nick: MAN. We gotta Google that shit or something
"One week is dedicated to being tourists, and the other week is dedicated to finding Koki, I don’t care if we end up on the other side of the world. I am going to find Koki and marry him and have little Asian babies." -Kelsey
”…and if I get a second job and start making more money, and still won’t come see you." -Liz
Naoko: (she) has bad yellow fever too
Naoko: she tried to hide it tho
Naoko: not you- you just like the asian culture
Naoko: different from yellow fever:)
Jouji: if you just hug them don't they quiet down?
if I were crying and you hug me I'd stop O_o
and I'm asian.
mental age ~5
Emily: Don't people always have dreams about you marrying George?
Me: Yes...?
Emily: Doesn't it make you think you're missing something?
Me: No?
Emily: Really? Because I think you're missing something, and I'm just waiting for you to see it. And I think George is waiting for you to see it. And EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR YOU TO SEE IT.
"Why don’t you text her right now and be like “‘Sup girl.” I mean, don’t actually say that because you don’t want to scare her. You can’t go around expecting to make friends by saying things like that to them…" -Emi-chi
“He can’t dance, he can’t act, he can’t pose. He can’t do anything that Johnny’s boys are supposed to be able to do.” - Emi about Yamapi
"Wait there’s a little clicky thing. OH JOY, I CAN LISTEN TO IT BY MYSELF!" -Sonya
[9:36:55 PM] Byron James: lol we should never be going to bed at the same time
[9:37:00 PM] Korin Redig: I know
[9:37:02 PM] Korin Redig: honestly
[9:37:03 PM] Byron James: that's some sort of terrible, terrible mistake
"Power can be held in the smallest of things." - Lord of the Rings
"Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission. Quest. Thing." - Pippin
"Well that rules you out, Pip." - Merry
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship if the Ring (movie)
Kat Tun concert-
Ueda: Ta-gu-chiii! 田口いいい～
Junno: Ue-piii! Yu-i-chi~ 上ピイ！！ ゆいちい！
Maru: *incoherent mumble*
Junno: Ka-zu-yaaaaa! かずやあああああ
Kame: Uresai! うるさい！
Junno: Jiiiiiiin~ じいいいん
Jin: URESEE TAGUCHI! うるせえ田口！
*short silence*
Koki: Ore yobe! 俺呼べ！
Junno: Ko-ki <3 こき＜３
Koki: Jun-no <3 じゅんの＜３
"And I was shot, so I'm not in the mood..." - Sweets from Bones episode 132 "The Prince in the Plastic"
"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - Lord of the Rings
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is never resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope and to endure whatever comes." - A Walk to Remember
"Whatever comes, cannot alter one thing. If I am a princess in rags and tatters, I can be a princess inside. It would be easy to be a princess if I were dressed in cloth of gold, but it is a great deal more of a triumph to be one all the time when no one knows it." - A Little Princess
"You have to trust in your own power." - Tsunami from Tenchi Muyo
"A heart who believes can endure anything." - Fushigi Yugi
"The past will forever be a part of my present as well as my future." - Annie's Baby
"Be careful or be roadkill!" - Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes
"Don't look into car headlights and freeze, cuz you'll either get run over or shot!" - Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes
"Dreams reflect the darkness of the heart, but mirrors reflect the truth." - Andriod Kakaider the Animation
"Pain is weakness leaving the body." - Navy t-shirt
"Weasley is our king!!" - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoinex
"I'm not putting them on, I like the healthy breeze 'round my privates thanks." - Old Archie from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Lavender, may I have a look at Uranus too?" - Ron from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind." - Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone
"Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor!" - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." - Hagrid from Harry Potter
"I'm not Fred, I'm George. Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?" - Fred from Harry Potter
"We tried to shut him in a pyramid. But mum spotted us." - George from Harry Potter
"Give her hell from us, Peeves." - Fred from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoinex
"And you think we want to walk around wearing badges saying "spew" do you?" - Ron from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people." - Oscar Wilde
"Every hour hurts. The last one kills." - Neil Gaiman
"The tempest in mind doth form my sense take all feeling." - Shakespeare
"I am hungry, therefore I am." - Garfield
"Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world." - Tien Yiheng
"And when he gets to heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell,
One more soldier reporting sir,
I've served my time in hell." - Medal of Honnor
"Nothing gives you the right to end someone else's life." - Vash from Trigun
"If you want perfection, don't look in a mirror."
"In wildness is the preservation of the world." - Henry David Thoreau
"Relationships - of all kinds- are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold on to some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost." - Kaleel Jamison
"It takes a thousand voices to tell a single story." - Native American Saying
"Man must put an end to war, or war will put an end to man." - Atlas
"That's just what I want- To be Topanga's boyfriend. And then we can name our children Chewbaca and Plankton." - Cory, Boy Meets World
"Kyle, this is the way the world works. If you wanna find some quality friends, you gotta wade through the dicks first!" - Cartman (South Park, Episode: You Have Zero Friends)
“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.” -Bruce Lee
"When 900 years old you reach, look good you will not." - Yoda
"Obama is my president now and I am going to be wishing him the very best because it is what is best for all of us."
~Client Eastwood~
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
~JFK~
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
~ Henry Ford~
So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs.
~Elbert Hubbard~
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
~Eleanor Roosevelt ~
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
~Desmond Tutu~
I hold that in this country there must be complete severance of Church and State; that public moneys shall not be used for the purpose of advancing any particular creed; and therefore that the public schools shall be nonsectarian and no public moneys appropriated for sectarian schools. -Theodore Roosevelt
"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in which he was born
~Francois Fenelon~
Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground.
~John Lennon~
If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'.
~John Lennon~
An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.
~Dwight D. Eisenhower~
Don't join the book burners. Do not think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed.
~Dwight D. Eisenhower~
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
~Matt Groening ~
All generalizations are false, including this one.
~Mark Twain~
All right, then, I'll go to hell.
~Mark Twain~
Buy land, they're not making it anymore.
~Mark Twain~
“To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.”
― Thomas Paine
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." -John Lennon
"My Koki senses are tingling!!!" - Kelsey
"Karma sutra!" - Kelsey
I want a dangly thing with Aiba on it. ... wait, what's his name. Nino!! - Kelsey
“I’m gonna talk to him and be like ‘So you know Katherine?’ and he’s gonna be like ‘Who the hell is Katherine?’ and I’ll be like ‘You know, the girl with the clothes.’ - Dingle
"Just ask him, the worst thing that he can do is say no, and if he does, then he's not worth it." - Dingle (possibly the best advice a guy friend can give a girl)
“It’s called PMS. GET OVER IT." -Jamie
“Giraffes make bad pets because they eat all your trees and step over the fence and get away.' -Livingston
“Don’t throw water on it [circuit breaker,] don’t poke around with a screwdriver… you’ll die…' - Livingston
"BOYS ARE CONFUSING?! lol what are you comparing boys to? a soap dish?" - Chase
"What idiot put that there? ...oh wait that was me." - Roberto
"We can'tttt!" - Alyssa
"That was my intimidation of Roberto... did I just say intimidation? ...I meant imitation..." - Alyssa
"Krin, even I would do Brad Pitt." - Chase
"Don't get in a squinty eye contest with me, you can't win!" - Alan
"Tu chaka chaka con tu pero?!?" - Ester
"In the dark scary woods was...PAM! AHHH!" - Alan
"I was walking with a Roberto limp." - Alan
"I take it you're not a fan of (too much) PDA?" -Brenda
"No, not really." - me
"...I have sex in parks." -Brenda
"Ahhh he's so cute I want to put him in my pocket!" - Katie
"So, you know Rain?" - me
"Yeah... well, I wouldn't say I know him, per say... we're more like comrades." - Kelsey
"Dude. You're allowed to look at the menu. You don't have to order." - Alayna
"Donde esta mi pinche chingadera???" - Ricardo
"Which pinche chingadera?" - Me
"MY PINCHE CHINGADERA WEY! ...Ah, here's my pinche chingadera." - Ricardo
"Everyone's marriage falls apart sometimes." - Liz
"I CALL PUTTING HIM IN MY POCKET!" - Katie
"Just poke it and see if it's hard." - Katie
"cuz I'm the one with a PROBLEM." - Alysha
"CHINESE VAMPIRES!" - me
"Yea mike he in bull fighting is really dreamy." - Jimmy
"I just told her 'He wanted to be GAY more than he wanted to be with YOU.'" - Liz
"Thank you for choosing Fazoli's, order when you're ready" - Heidi
"blah" - guy
*Alan gives total over headset*
"What happened to that nice girl I was talking to?" - guy
"Uh she's kinda tied up right now." - Alan
"YOU TIED HER UP???" - guy
"DID I HEAR NINO?" - Kelsey
"Ni~no, no. No Nino." - Kelsey
"My skin is touching yours.. I feel like we are becoming one." - Kelsey
"KORIN! How do I get my pants off?! ...I mean..." - Kelsey
"I hate it when ghosts go up my butt!" - Kelsey
"For the love of penis, Kelsey." - Katie
"But Kelsey doesn't have an L in it! ...wait..." - Kelsey
"Black people always get the short end of the stick" - Katie
"But they've got the LONG stick." - Kelsey
"...so you're getting shot at because your pimps aren't going down on themselves." - Katie
"What language do they speak in South Korea?" - Alyssa
"...Korean...Why what did you think they spoke there?" - me
"Oh I don't know, Mexican?" - Alyssa
"Well you just suck in general so that over-rides my face sucking!" - Vance
"It's popping out all over the place" - Me
"He's possessed by dumbness." - Katie
"I'm getting on my own nerves.... but I can't stop talking." - Katy
"You have 50" - Katie
"50 what?" - Me
"50 douche -tacos!!" - Katie
"Yeah, well mine's red." - Kyle Peters
"Are you calling me Mexican? Because we're DIFFERENT." - Emily
"i just dont want to be her best friend bc geri feels the sun shines out of her ass" - Emily
"You should check out my passport. Oh wait, I don't have one." - Liz
"Yeah I do watched Lost." - Melissa
"It's like hop-scotch." - Liz (she was talking about double dutch jump rope)
"...and then I jumped on his back and kicked someone in the head..." - me
"...Were you a NINJA in this dream?" - Rick
"...Wouldn't it be bad if rain killed us?" - Rick (after talking about how things stop speeding up when falling)
"...You guys are gonna think I'm an idiot. I just bit my finger." - Ai-chan
"THERE'S DUDE CHEFS HERE AT NIGHT." - Melissa
"Who on God's green Earth put this clown in my room???" - Kelsey
"OMG HE'S CUTE. TOUCH HIM!" - Kelsey
"I'm just sayin', I expect my kids to be pretty." - Jaren
"I don't want to be a slutty girl." - Jaren
"Liz: It's the first time I've gotten [your time] right!
Korin: well it should be on the top of the skype thing
Liz: Oh shit. I'm not gonna lie. I never noticed that.
Korin: HAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAA that's so awesome
Katie: I'm on my period
Liz: That's way too much information.
Katie: Well, you were talking about your nose bleeding, so I felt left out.
Katie: Shut your whore!
Liz: You mean, shut your hole?
Katie: No. Shut your whore!
Liz: I'm going to have so many quotes from Katie after today.
Katie: Here's a quote for you
[Silence]
Korin: Yeah, what's the quote?
Liz: Oh, I think she's flipping me off.
"I expect more consistancy from this country!!" - Jaren, about Japan and his ice cream cone...
"Why is the kanji for blue in shizuka (quiet, peaceful)?" - Melissa
"Because when you choke you turn blue and are silent forever!!" - Brianna
"if there are any orbs out here show yourslef or ill shoot you" - Mike
[11/30/2009 11:57:23 PM] Emily Jimenez: poor jaja
[11/30/2009 11:57:29 PM] Emily Jimenez: hes innoently playing chess
[11/30/2009 11:57:34 PM] Jaren Shigeta: lol
[11/30/2009 11:57:47 PM] Emily Jimenez: then he comes back to a violent anti penis conversation
"I can be cute. Need some variety, can't be dead sexy all the time." - Jaren
"BAKE IS GOOD." - Emily
"Please, cooking is a woman's natural ability" -Xiang Qin
"After I saw you, I became a non-believer." -Ah Cai (It Started With A Kiss)
"People(人) say things(言) and that's what makes trust(信)" -アタシニチの男子
"You! Marry me!"- Ohno Satoshi ("YOU 僕と結婚しちゃいなよ！")
"Don't touch me!?" - Aiba Masaki (he was trying to say "Can I touch it?")
"Herro. My name is Masaki です." - Aiba Masaki
"So I guess... How should I put it? It might be bit of an exaggeration, but I want to be a kind of oasis. Just watching us helps someone feel better. For us in particular, we're given the opportunity to do some stupid things, too, so it someone can say, "These guys are idiots! Just watching them makes me happy," then... That's the kind of person I want to continue being. I would also like to be their dream." - Sakurai Sho, Shounen Club Premium, 2009.06.21
「入れ口、出口、田口です。」 -田口淳之介 (this makes more sense in Japanese, it says "In, out, I'm Taguchi" translated...)
"You should get drunk and go to the strip joint."
"Why?"
"You'd be throwin' your voice in places it should NEVER come from!" - Jeff Dunham
"...just like koala bears aren't really koalas." - me
"We're going to go to the airport and get on a plane to Brazil. For dinner. Bye bye Japan." - Makoto-san (he said it in Japanese but I don't remember HOW he said it.)
"They gang-banged me twice in a row." - Jaren
"Do you guys have a chink chink thing?" - Chrys
[12:01:13 AM] Jaren Shigeta: ;gaweggasasgagseg;obg[q2rho9[wtg;oier
[12:01:25 AM] Jaren Shigeta: (that's jaren for "IT'S FUCKING COLD.")
"Do you got pachinko balls? I don't got no pachinko balls." - Momo
"Someone who butts in when you're talking and smugly provides the ending herself. Indeed anyone who butts in, be they child or adult, is most infuriating." - Makura no Soushi, page 29
"I began to explain my state of mind: just as certain artists bubbling over with happiness paint pictures, do calligraphy, write poetry or prose, others, because they are in the midst of cares and worry, take a brush to do calligraphy, paint a canvas or compose a work of literature, hoping in that way to attian happiness." - Natsume Soseki's "My Individualism"
Golden Girls Quotes
"I've been gone for two days and the dumb one is in there acting like a slut, and the slut is in here acting dumb!" - Sophia (The Golden Girls)
"I have to, when she was fifteen I found her under a pile of hillbillies. Picture it, me with a pitchfork, cousins left and right." - Sophia (The Golden Girls)
"My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'" - Rose (The Golden Girls)
"Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?" - Dorothy
"Well, just tell him you have a lot of work at home." - Blanche
"I don't want to lie." - Rose
"When you get home, we'll make you clean out the garage." - Blanche
"Oh thanks, I owe you big for this one." - Rose (The Golden Girls)
"Blanche, are you sure you're pregnant?" - Dorothy
"I just did a home pregnancy test - it's right here." - Blanche
"It looks like a perfume sample." - Rose
"Put it behind your ears, Rose." - Dorothy (The Golden Girls)
"You know what the worst part about getting older is?" - Blanche
"Your face, Rose's hands?" - Dorothy (The Golden Girls)
"You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying." - Dorothy (The Golden Girls)
"You can lead a herring to water, but you'll have to walk really fast or he'll die." - Rose (The Golden Girls)
"We'd be better off if we only had the words 'I love you.' - Gackt
"Some girl came up and started groping me and I was like 'whee!'" - Jimmy
"Nice to meet you, I look like I'm gay but I'm not." - Jimmy
"Put that in your arm pit and smoke it!" - Mike
"Jimmy has a heart on his arm." - Kelsey
"Mommy I want my wennie back" - Kelsey
"You're nutty like a fruitcake!" -Grandma
"GRANDMA JUST CALLED ME A FRUITCAKE!" - Lee
"He's quite a card sometimes." - Grandma (about Lee)
Me: I want to get Takeda's phone number and stuff.
Bastian: Why, so you can stalk him?
Me: No that's only you that I stalk. On Facebook.
Bastian: I knew it!
Me: Because you're totally my type and all, specifically the whole being gay part.
Bastian: You know, girls are attracted to gay men...
Me: But in all seriousness, I have someone else I like, so you're off the hook.
Bastian: You ruined my dreams! I had a house planned out, and a car... and kids! How could you!?
"He's like a nihonjin (日本人） without the nihon. 〔日本〕 ...he's hito. 〔人〕" - Emily about Jaren
"Well whenever you open your book to that chapter, you'll see those crumbs and say 'Oh, Rick!'" - Rick
"When I wasn't looking at porn, hacking into the pentagon, memorizing train schedules and asking you why you were still awake, I happened to come across Uniqlo's spring collection." - Jaren
[12:13:01 AM] Jaren Shigeta:i'm now an "evil mastermind"
[12:13:01 AM] Jaren Shigeta: and i have no idea what i'm supposed to be plotting
Rick: You really don't like that guy, do you?
Melissa: They're rivals.
Rick: Ohhh so you're Ash Ketchum and he's Gary Oak. I get it.
Momo's Things a Japanese Guy should do to get a gaijin girl (since we, gaijin girls have to change for them (we think.))
#1, stop hanging out in groups of 15-583
#2 grow a few inches
#3 stop primping like girls
#4 FUCKING APPROACH A GIRL
AND GET HER NUMBER
#5 etc
"Innocent and Chilean, I don't think those two words go together." - Chrys
"WHAT? Face castration like a man??" - George
[8:58:13 PM] Emily Jimenez: its her VOICE
[8:58:39 PM] Emily Jimenez: as soon as i hear her, especially her loud fake laugh i know a baby dies on the other side of the world
[8:58:45 PM] Emily Jimenez: she's killing american babies
[8:58:46 PM] Emily Jimenez: yo
Liz on G-dragon:
Liz: and then you have moody Draco Malfoy
he'll teach them dice a lesson (About Koe wo Kikasete video)
About Big Bang's nicknames:
[1:37:49 AM] Liz Baltich: or G-Dragon's isn't
[1:37:54 AM] Liz Baltich: "What shall we name him, honey?"
[1:37:59 AM] Liz Baltich: "G-Dragon?"
[1:38:09 AM] Liz Baltich: "Well, that will either make him destined for greatness or a total shame on the family"
"I'm going to prom as... a lemon." - Chrissy (prom dress shopping in 2006)
"If it's something famous, she'll attack it with both hands... or feet, or something." - Naoko
"Screw that! Japanese men are only small when you don't want them to be!" - Emily
(About a guy on the train):
Me: You should go talk to him then.
Emily: I already started. We made eye contact, he knows I'm feeling him out.
(About another guy on the train):
Emily: I wonder if he's cute. He looks great from behind.
Momo: Great, you ruined Ai-chan!
Me: ARASHI DOES NOT RUIN LIVES.
Me: THEY SAVE THEM.
"Hook..." - Momo
"You never stop being the same as the person as the same person you're the same person with." - Momo
Emily: "That's a limited edition."
Korin: "You mean limited express?"
Emily: Huh?
Korin: Oh you mean his DS
*both get it at the same time*
Korin: I thought you were talking about the train.
"You'd get there and be like 'dorf, let's karate.'" - Emily
"He's got a great body... ...I want to show it to you." - me
"And then he'd be like 'Ahhhhh my penis is broken!'" - Momo
"He said lift your leg and I'll do it, and he took care of it." - Korin
"That's what she said, that's what she saiddddddddd!" - Emily
"Come with meeee!" - Emily
"No, I'm going to take a shower." - Korin
"*whine* But I have all this porn and nothing to do with it...." Emily
"I've always wanted to devirginize an otaku... well, not really. Starting now I have always wanted to deviringize an otaku." - Emily
"I have to put my penis in someone." - Emily
"This crack is RIGHT in between my legs." - Korin
"That's what she said." - Emily
"He's a good cuddler." - Emily, about Ohno Satoshi
"Okay, well who in karate club do YOU want to do?" - Emily Wells
*burst out laughing* "Excuse me!?" - me
"Okay, let me put that more gently. Who do you think is cute?" - Emily
"PRETTY FACE!" - Emily Wells
"Women are always cold..." - Bastian
"I'm not cold!!" - me
"Well then you aren't a woman, are you?" - Bastian
""idk, I had this picture in my head of you, fighting geisha ninjas, and then sitting down on the river, with your beer, to reminisce, and then- idk, just ignore me." - Momo, after I told her I sat down next to a river to drink a beer today, just because I felt like it. (Emily)
"If we weren't girls, we'd prolly be... GUYS! >_< " - Korin
"I just want to go out like this." - Chrys (in sports bra)
"But you can't, because that would be indecent." - Korin
"But then I 'd be freeee." - Chrys
"Then you'd see my unexistant boobs!" - Chrys
"Non." - Emily
"My non-boobs." - Chrys
"I meant non-existant." - Emily
"Have you read her blog? She brags about herself all the time. It's like 'Me is awesome. I go karate. Me with friends, me eat num nums." - Emily, about me
"*holding up eyebrow brush* I'll clean you up some- give you a side part so your vaj looks like papa." - Emily
"It has to be all girls... because of the VAJ!" - Emily
"I love white chocolate. I'm gonna marry it. NOM!" - Emily
"The only thing that goes on in their tiny chicken brains is 'I wanna look at girls butts... sex, sex, sex, I wanna look at girls butts." - Naoko
"It takes out like one hair and then there is an island." - Christine
"Work that sweat baby! *pumping arms*" - George, quoting Billy Blanks
"Ahh, it's so hot!" - Korin, about spaghetti
"I know you are~" Ai-chan
"No, you don't live in a shojou manga, you live in a better place called reality. shonen manga> reality> shojou manga" - George
"I'll fill you up later." - Chrys
"I got it on the streets." - Emily
"Would you be able to tell the difference between a plastic cock?" - Naoko (talking about a gun)
"It's a very bad idea to date a poor man, Korin. 'Cause, if he rips your clothes (in his excitement) he can't buy you new ones." -Naoko
"You know Chinese?" - Korin
"Yeah, I know "grape", "hello" and "fuck you." So, I can be like "Hello, would you like a grape? No? Fuck you!" - Emily
"I wouldn't like to kill myself because it seems very painful." - Chrys
"If you keep eating, then your body will think you are still eating because... you are still eating." - Emily Wells
"That guy is a molester and that guy is jacking off!" - Naoko, on why she won't ride a night bus
"Refridgerator and old woman panties." Emily, about Becker's pasta salad
"Oooh, binoculors just what otaku need." - Sam
"They were trying to change each other to impress each other. Because of the man crush." - Emily
"Curious George..." - Emily
"The vampire." - Naoko
Korin Redig: I hate him though
Korin Redig: rah
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: same thing in our italian blood
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: what annoy us, we hate
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: right? ...
Korin Redig: lol Korin Redig: yes
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: what we love, we hate
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: so u love him, thus hate him
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: he annoys me, thus i hate him
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: we all hate him
Korin Redig: LOL
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: end of story
Korin Redig: LOLOLOL
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: lol
Korin Redig: I love you
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: hahaha
Chrystel Massiel Elizabeth Marincich Wilkins: so u hate me too?
Shimizu Sensei: *holding up a card with 「口」 kanji on it*
Tom: A square!
Emily: I'll just tell Korin I was watching dragonflies have sex.
Jouji: With me...~
"Stupid boys making stupid things stupider?" - Emily Wells
"I don't do things to you, you do things to me. And then I'm like 'MY INNOCENCE!!'" - Emily
"Does it (ginger ale) taste like sheep?" - Emily Wells
"No, what the hell are you taking about?! It tastes like curry you idiot!!" - Ou
Korin: I was just making sure that someone wasn't touching me, 'cause if he was, I was going to break his balls.
Emily: And then I'd rip them off and punch him in the face with them!
"DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A LOVE HOTEL WITH ME?? )^O^(" - Emily Wells
"I heard that you have a great accent." - Emily
"Thanks. But, I wish that I had a native American accent." - Fran
"...okay, that's cool." - Emily
"I'm not (going to end up happily married.) I'm going end up *looks at Chrys* with this girl. And cats." - Emily
"I'll fool around with that boy, but I'm tired so he has to be on top." - Emily
"All he wants is to be loved but he HAS HAND SCISSORS!" - Chrys
"Ah, um you know that chubby guy, what's his name?" - Chrys
*without missing a beat* "Totoro." - Makoto
"Speaking of Koki, you know that guy that looks like him that runs around our school? ...who is clearly a student there, I say that like he's an elf on crack. He almost ran into me today and he was like "Sumimasen, sumimasen." and then he ran off. And I was like "Koki...? Look-a-like...?" - Emily
While standing in front of the Sakurai Sho key chain machines:
Ai-chan: Well I kissed him so...
me: I KISS HIM EVERY NIGHT! (in my rage over Ai-chan getting two great key chains and me not)
"I'll ask him if he is super creepy gay-chan." - Makoto
"So I should ask him... 'Clark, are you... creepy?'" - Makoto
"My version is more おいしい than your version!" - Chrys, to Emily Wells about some sort of alcohol
"You're sleeping? You never sleep! And the one time I call you, you are sleeping!" - Chrys
"I stopped counting when it went over 100" - CJ, about moving all the time and having to settle for lovers rather than a wife
"And Korin needs another pumpkin pie. What?! You're full? Put it in your pocket, what the hell!" - grandpa
"I just opened the window to get one out and it wouldn't go out... We don't have trained flies." -Brenda
"Please control him, your sugar booger." - Emily
"What you mean like a leash?" - me
"...no I mean like one of those mask things," Emily
"A ...muzzle?" - me
"Sex is ...fun BUT!! It's a SINNNNN!" - Professor Anno
[11:46:55 PM] Aileen Truong: i was like, i don't care about hookers, i just wanna sing
[11:58:44 PM] Aileen Truong: oh yeah, u can have ohno. i'll take back aiba.
[11:59:19 PM] Korin Redig: Oh you're over Ohno no?
[11:59:23 PM] Aileen Truong: no im not
[11:59:34 PM] Korin Redig: Sorry, I started reading those ridic quotes
[11:59:37 PM] Korin Redig: you're not?
[11:59:37 PM] Aileen Truong: i just feel aiba is getting lonely
"Yes, adopt a boyfriend so you can have me a granbaby." - Brenda
"I'll adopt a white baby and stick Asian juice in it." - Kelsey
"I don't wanna swing with you. I don't want to be married to you. We have nothing in common." - me to Kelsey
"It was his extra long penis. It springs him off the ground." - Kelsey
"i forgot there are too many asians between us XD"-me to Momo
"Maybe it's made with Florida oranges" - Melissa about "Florida Orange Chicken"
"Screaming orgasm roll... Made with chef's special sauce..." - Ai-chan
"Do you know this song? It's called 'Twinkle Twinkle'" - Ai-chan
"Yeah, of course I know it." - me (the tune was twinkle twinkle little star)
"Okay, that's it, we have to go back. I know Ohno is very traditional and all but you'll just have to drug him and have him get you pregnant so you can have a shotgun wedding." - Ai-chan about Ohno's age
"I'm going to mouth my 'woos' from now on." - Melissa
"You need CHOPSTICKS?" - Ai-chan, not being able to hear my offer for CHAPSTICK
"You look like blurry Asian." - me
"I'm doing George." - Ai-chan
"Don't let one of the guys touch your leg..." - Melissa
"Holy Joe Moses!" - Katie
"I don't just see a girl and go oh, doki doki" - Jouji
"His ass is gross. Look at it." - Liz
Paranormal dude: "I think I heard Dan. That's /my/ name."
Korin Redig: "Not anymore. They took it."
--Heard while watching Paranormal Challenge
"Zak Bagans bit the inside of my cheek." - Katie
"Momma. You know how some people are left handed..." - Kelsey
"Why does Mr. Boyfriend keep texting me?!" - Katie
”She's got a fatal disease and she's dumb about it” -me to Sonya about a drama I watched
"She was like 12! I was like, I have pubes older than you!" - Billy
George Chao: hmm and i did ask you to marry me
Korin Redig: that too
George Chao: even though YOU REFUSED AND SCARRED ME FOREVER
"Jaren is like a mysterious substance" - Momo
Korin: I bet you went up to her, and you were like *whispers* Hey, see that girl over there? You should hit on her. EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Momo: Yes, that's exactly what I did.
"it wouldn't matter if I were out there fighting Saddam or Osama bin Laden or a dragon! You'd still make me go." -Vance
"Oh well if Tom Felton is in Hufflepuff then I definitley want in!" - Jaren
"Well now my mouth is as clean as my counter top!" - Liz, about ginger
"It's like you and I had a child and it was Kelsey" - Liz, to Katie
"But she's TALLER THAN BOTH OF US!" - Katie, about above comment
"There's a guy that looks like Fabio... WHERE AM I?" - Momo
"Tell her (Yulia) that I am laying on top of Genji." - Jaren
"I should just be a sorting hat" - Momo
"Why don't you try the American one?" - Billy, not paying attention to which number to check an item with
"It's fuckin' 10 Jews sittin' around a table." - Eric, about Sport's Authority's CEO and Corporate Owners
[12:23:47 AM] Momo: ahh
[12:23:49 AM] Momo: i told ya
[12:23:54 AM] Momo: just...ask him out for a friendly hang
[12:23:56 AM] Momo: out
[12:23:58 AM] Momo: ..lol
[12:24:00 AM] Korin Redig: lol
[12:24:07 AM] Korin Redig: because that's not tots awkward
[12:24:07 AM] Momo: and then ravish him
[12:24:10 AM] Momo: silly
"^^ Nice. Now I am stalking your stalker." - Emily
"I heard you call him a twat-waffle." - Liz
"He looks like he learned how to grow a beard from a 70's porn star." - Eric
"Someone needs to sit him down and be like 'Jimmy. Jimmy Lor. You are gay." - Emily
"Korin. I wish you could come over. My room is so clean." - Momo (in Hawaii)
"...there's a picture of me. So log on to Syfy.com and look at pictures of me." - Josh Gates, Ghost Hunters Live 2011
"I have enough coffee in my system to kill a grizzly bear." Josh Gates, Ghost Hunters Live 2011
"Well, we need to take another break. Mostly because my eyelids are frozen open." Josh Gates, Ghost Hunters Live 2011
"I'm trending on a sweet ginger beard.com." Josh Gates, Ghost Hunters Live 2011
"What is it that makes walking through a dark house so scary? ...I got it. It's ghosts." - Josh Gates, Ghost Hunters Live 2011
Missy: I'm starting to suspect that Tom has a secret superhero identity. He climbs fucking mountains like daily and does charity work, no one is that fucking perfect unless they are like Captain America. Plus his teeth are shockingly white.
Me: LMAO Ask him!! Do it!!
Missy: He won't own up to it, superheros never do. It's like in the superhero rule book.
Jaren: "I'm going to make chiken katsu and curry. And I'm going to take a picture of it and send it to you!"
Me: "You're an asshole!! ...can I invite myself over for dinner too?"
Jaren: "Haha, I know. You can invite yourself over for dinner too.""I don't like the drift of your pickle" - Kelsey
"And that's it! That's the end of the story!" - Professor Kimbrough
"Well if you marry someone then you don't have to stalk them!" - Professor Kimbrough
"This is a life lesson you guys: You should never pursue anyone amorously to the point that they want to die!" - Professor Kimbrough
Jouji talking about pulling tablecloths off of tables with items on them
Jouji: yep
Jouji: so in order to do that you need to leave a small slack
Jouji: but just enough so you can accelerate to your peak velocity when the tablecloth is taut
Jouji: anyways, that's what i was thinking as i did it
Chelsea: wft it's raining!! D :D :D :D :D
George: you're... happy? about that?
Chelsea: George - It's still in the 90s and October is almost over! Rain is goooood. :D
George: That's cause you're in Arizona. I'm in Minnesota :P
Korin: Here, let me send you some of this snow that we just got...
Chelsea: George - lol, Minnesota.
Chelsea: Korin - Yes please! Except since it's going back up into the 90s next week (since it fell all the way to 82! XD ) all that snow will probably melt. :P
Korin: ...that's it. I'm moving there. Damnit. We got like 7 inches yesterday, might melt tomorrow but it'll be back.
George: or you can move here. Because I'm here.
Korin: Oh, and you would feed me and let me watch movies. Hmm. That's tough...
I heard you call him a twat-waffle. - Liz
^^ Nice. I am now stalking your stalker. - Emi
What part you on? And can you one day have a life changing freakout and be on my level so I don’t feel so stupid lol - Momo (about me reading LotR)
Eric: Your eyes look weird, have you been crying? Who made you cry? Was is Scott? If it was Scott, I'll kick his ass.
Me: ...what?
Katie: Go yell at dad.
Kelsey: (turns head towards basement) Ahhh!
Me: WHAT?
Momo: I don't even know.
Me: Did you say pineapple??
Momo: Possibly.
"This is pelican. I’m migrating. Wait, do pelicans migrate? …This is African-Swallow. I have a coconut in my mouth."
Ryan, at work recently.
"Kyle’s talking about premature something’s over there." -Katie
"They’re like gun butt buddies." -Mike
Jimmy: ..yeah I'm just gonna invite everyone. ... SHOFDINNGGGGGGGGG!!! (screamed across store)
Nick: WHAAAAAAT?? (screamed back across store.)
Jimmy: YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED...
Nick: WHAT?
Eric: Korin, I just wanna have sex with a really hot girl.
Me: Well, I wanna have sex with a really hot guy, but that's not happening so...
Katie: Oh, marriage laws. Did you wanna look at that in case you decide you wanna get married while we're there? (South Korea)
Me: No. Wait, yes. In case I meet the next boyfriend that I'll propose to after knowing him for... three days!
Nick: What are you researching now, Eric?
Eric: Not me, Korin is researching. She's going to Korea.
Nick:...Korin! Man.
Me: Yeah remember, I told you about this?
Nick: It's because you're rich.
Eric: Yeah she is.
Nick: Korin, I need a new car.
Me: Nooo. It's because I save my money. And I don't drink or gamble. Like you two.
Me: Well, then it's good I'm going because you can live vicariously through me!
Nick: Are you going to be having sex with girls while you're there?
Me: ...no? I'm not planning on having sex with boys there either.
Nick: Then I can't live vicariously through you!!!
Me: It's just vicariously living for now.
Eric: Yes, I'll be bicuriously living.
Me: WHAT? BICURIOUSLY? VIcariously, dumb ass.
"When a rash of sword-cane murders happen…" -Liz
"Of course. Who doesn’t do that around trees?" - Katie
"We’re on a stakeout, I need some donuts." -Katie
"We should be filming this, and send it to Zak Bagins." -Katie
"So you go up to him and be like “Haaay, here’s mah numbah. Cuz I decided that I laikeee you and I want yo numbahh.” And he’ll
be like, “Why are you talking so ghetto?” and you’ll be like “I don’t know it just happens sometimes.” Let’s give that a whirl." -Momo
"Yeah but you can’t go based off of that. He might have a small wiener." -Vince, about why you can’t go off if a guy has a nice
body.
Followed by looking around the bar really fast to make sure there were not ripped guys around.
Vince: That's my girlfriend right there. She's so hot. (Adriana Lima in a commercial on the tv.)
Me: She's like six feet tall!
Vince: That's okay. I like climbing trees.
"Yeah, she’s like a man with a vagina. …WHAT? IT’S A COMPLIMENT!!!" -Eric, about me. O.o;;
Me: It was adorable in my mouth. (about jelly bean)
Kelsey: :< That's what she said.
"We should play bingo! If I had facetime, we would be playing bingo. All the time." -Momo, about Asian girls with tall, weird looking white guys ALL OVER.
"You bought costumes for George?!" -Chrys, to Jaren in Akihabara when she misheard him
"No, I did not say “can I eat your grape?” I said “can I read your grey?" -Chrys, to Jaren about borrowing his phone to read
"Mean people tend to be nice to me." -Chrys
"So THAT’S all I had to do (to get a job at the JR.)" -Jaren
"My ears are ringing. Can you hear it?? I can’t hear it when you talk." -Chelsie, to Kelsey
Momo: I mean, would you make out with George?
me: No.
Momo: What? No?
me: Would YOU make out with George?
Momo: No. But I don't have dreams about ME and George. I have dreams about YOU and George...
Me: Although I'd like to just punch him in the dick instead...
Erich: Open with the dick-punch, follow with the footwear proposition. If you do the dick-punch his story will get so grandiose over time that you'll be the most epic associate of all time.
"I’m not unhappy. I’m sitting here watching my favorite movie, with my favorite friends, eating a jar of mayonnaise." -Liz
"You say disgusting, I say delicious. Potato, potato. Wait, those are antonyms!" -Liz
Nick: Don't ever get pregnant or get anyone pregnant.
me: Well good thing I wasn't planning on getting anyone pregnant any time soon.
Kelsey: So there was this party that came in the other night... *gets distracted by music*
Katie: PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
Katie: how'd he dry it out?
Brenda: He USED it.
"F*ck Charles. I’ll just be like, you know what? Shut up." -Nick
"I try to keep my bodily fluids in." -Chelsie
Erich: That's true. Who knows what will happen to that store.
me: You're gonna break it! That's what.
Erich: Haha I'm gonna break it?
me: You're gonna break it. The whole store. I know it's gonna happen. Since I'm partially in apparel next week maybe I'll help.
Erich: Haha, how am I gonna break it, and it's good to have a team.
me: Not sure yet. It's probably going to be a combination of the wave and stray footballs, maybe some golf balls. It's going to be totally unintentional too.
Erich: And totally worth it!
me: Absolutely!! We'd have to kidnap Nick though or else he'll have to come in and clean our mess.
Erich: He'll just leave if he knows what's good for him
me: But he doesn't and that's the problem. We probably have to tie him up and keep him in your trunk of your car.
me: Just don't get pulled over.
Erich: No guarantees because I still need my new license plate tags.
me: Well we can't keep him in my trunk!! It's far too small.
Erich: Ditch.
me: We can't do that to him!! It's not like we're murdering him, just trying to keep him from picking up our pieces.
Erich: A ditch with a quick shade
me: Okay that's a little more acceptable.
Erich: Excellent
Kel: I just... feel like a turtle that needs to break out of it's shell!
Liz: No. No, you've broken out of like 30 shells already, you don't need to break out of anymore.
me: We were gonna make beaded clothes.
Liz: I'm glad you didn't.
Katie: We could make some for yooooooooou.
Katie: and Kelsey has a broken ankle. She has ankle...Tuberculosis...
Liz: That makes totally, complete sense. Just like the rest of them.
"No one you know will do spiteful facial hair like me." -Liz
"Next time I go to a concert, I’m gonna dress like Jesus." -Kelsey, at the Starkid concert in May
Nick: Korin, did you find your half black, half Asian guy yet?
me: no, I don't even know where I would look.
Nick: MAN. We gotta Google that shit or something
"One week is dedicated to being tourists, and the other week is dedicated to finding Koki, I don’t care if we end up on the other side of the world. I am going to find Koki and marry him and have little Asian babies." -Kelsey
”…and if I get a second job and start making more money, and still won’t come see you." -Liz
Naoko: (she) has bad yellow fever too
Naoko: she tried to hide it tho
Naoko: not you- you just like the asian culture
Naoko: different from yellow fever:)
Jouji: if you just hug them don't they quiet down?
if I were crying and you hug me I'd stop O_o
and I'm asian.
mental age ~5
Emily: Don't people always have dreams about you marrying George?
Me: Yes...?
Emily: Doesn't it make you think you're missing something?
Me: No?
Emily: Really? Because I think you're missing something, and I'm just waiting for you to see it. And I think George is waiting for you to see it. And EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR YOU TO SEE IT.
"Why don’t you text her right now and be like “‘Sup girl.” I mean, don’t actually say that because you don’t want to scare her. You can’t go around expecting to make friends by saying things like that to them…" -Emi-chi
“He can’t dance, he can’t act, he can’t pose. He can’t do anything that Johnny’s boys are supposed to be able to do.” - Emi about Yamapi
"Wait there’s a little clicky thing. OH JOY, I CAN LISTEN TO IT BY MYSELF!" -Sonya
[9:36:55 PM] Byron James: lol we should never be going to bed at the same time
[9:37:00 PM] Korin Redig: I know
[9:37:02 PM] Korin Redig: honestly
[9:37:03 PM] Byron James: that's some sort of terrible, terrible mistake
"Power can be held in the smallest of things." - Lord of the Rings
"Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission. Quest. Thing." - Pippin
"Well that rules you out, Pip." - Merry
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship if the Ring (movie)
Kat Tun concert-
Ueda: Ta-gu-chiii! 田口いいい～
Junno: Ue-piii! Yu-i-chi~ 上ピイ！！ ゆいちい！
Maru: *incoherent mumble*
Junno: Ka-zu-yaaaaa! かずやあああああ
Kame: Uresai! うるさい！
Junno: Jiiiiiiin~ じいいいん
Jin: URESEE TAGUCHI! うるせえ田口！
*short silence*
Koki: Ore yobe! 俺呼べ！
Junno: Ko-ki <3 こき＜３
Koki: Jun-no <3 じゅんの＜３
"And I was shot, so I'm not in the mood..." - Sweets from Bones episode 132 "The Prince in the Plastic"
"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - Lord of the Rings
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is never resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope and to endure whatever comes." - A Walk to Remember
"Whatever comes, cannot alter one thing. If I am a princess in rags and tatters, I can be a princess inside. It would be easy to be a princess if I were dressed in cloth of gold, but it is a great deal more of a triumph to be one all the time when no one knows it." - A Little Princess
"You have to trust in your own power." - Tsunami from Tenchi Muyo
"A heart who believes can endure anything." - Fushigi Yugi
"The past will forever be a part of my present as well as my future." - Annie's Baby
"Be careful or be roadkill!" - Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes
"Don't look into car headlights and freeze, cuz you'll either get run over or shot!" - Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes
"Dreams reflect the darkness of the heart, but mirrors reflect the truth." - Andriod Kakaider the Animation
"Pain is weakness leaving the body." - Navy t-shirt
"Weasley is our king!!" - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoinex
"I'm not putting them on, I like the healthy breeze 'round my privates thanks." - Old Archie from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Lavender, may I have a look at Uranus too?" - Ron from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind." - Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone
"Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor!" - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." - Hagrid from Harry Potter
"I'm not Fred, I'm George. Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?" - Fred from Harry Potter
"We tried to shut him in a pyramid. But mum spotted us." - George from Harry Potter
"Give her hell from us, Peeves." - Fred from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoinex
"And you think we want to walk around wearing badges saying "spew" do you?" - Ron from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people." - Oscar Wilde
"Every hour hurts. The last one kills." - Neil Gaiman
"The tempest in mind doth form my sense take all feeling." - Shakespeare
"I am hungry, therefore I am." - Garfield
"Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world." - Tien Yiheng
"And when he gets to heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell,
One more soldier reporting sir,
I've served my time in hell." - Medal of Honnor
"Nothing gives you the right to end someone else's life." - Vash from Trigun
"If you want perfection, don't look in a mirror."
"In wildness is the preservation of the world." - Henry David Thoreau
"Relationships - of all kinds- are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold on to some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost." - Kaleel Jamison
"It takes a thousand voices to tell a single story." - Native American Saying
"Man must put an end to war, or war will put an end to man." - Atlas
"That's just what I want- To be Topanga's boyfriend. And then we can name our children Chewbaca and Plankton." - Cory, Boy Meets World
"Kyle, this is the way the world works. If you wanna find some quality friends, you gotta wade through the dicks first!" - Cartman (South Park, Episode: You Have Zero Friends)
“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.” -Bruce Lee
"When 900 years old you reach, look good you will not." - Yoda
"Obama is my president now and I am going to be wishing him the very best because it is what is best for all of us."
~Client Eastwood~
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
~JFK~
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
~ Henry Ford~
So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs.
~Elbert Hubbard~
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
~Eleanor Roosevelt ~
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
~Desmond Tutu~
I hold that in this country there must be complete severance of Church and State; that public moneys shall not be used for the purpose of advancing any particular creed; and therefore that the public schools shall be nonsectarian and no public moneys appropriated for sectarian schools. -Theodore Roosevelt
"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in which he was born
~Francois Fenelon~
Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground.
~John Lennon~
If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'.
~John Lennon~
An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.
~Dwight D. Eisenhower~
Don't join the book burners. Do not think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed.
~Dwight D. Eisenhower~
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
~Matt Groening ~
All generalizations are false, including this one.
~Mark Twain~
All right, then, I'll go to hell.
~Mark Twain~
Buy land, they're not making it anymore.
~Mark Twain~
“To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.”
― Thomas Paine
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." -John Lennon