NeoShadowAssasin: OMG BLASTOISE I CHOOSE YOU
Fizban876: you faggot
Fizban876: i choose starme
Fizban876: starme has crazy speed and goes first
Fizban876: thurderbolt
NeoShadowAssasin: Blastoise return!
Fizban876: you die
NeoShadowAssasin: Venasaur, I choose you!
NeoShadowAssasin: (now you go)
Fizban876: phycic
NeoShadowAssasin: ...
Fizban876: you die
NeoShadowAssasin: SOLAR BEAM!
Fizban876: psychic
Fizban876: no
Fizban876: it's 2 turn
NeoShadowAssasin: Venesaur is charging
Fizban876: psychic
Fizban876: you die
Fizban876: because you were stupid
Fizban876: and didn't leach seed
Fizban876: psychic is super effective
NeoShadowAssasin: VENESAUR USED SOLAR BEAM!
NeoShadowAssasin: THE WORLD WENT INTO HIS BULB
Fizban876: no
Fizban876: you died
NeoShadowAssasin: IT SHOT OUT AT STARMIE
Fizban876: you faggot
NeoShadowAssasin: CRITICAL HIT!
NeoShadowAssasin: STARMIE HAS FENITED!
NeoShadowAssasin: Fizban876 has run out of usable pokemon!
NeoShadowAssasin: Fizban876 feinted!
Fizban876: no you faggot
Fizban876: you lost
NeoShadowAssasin: I won, it's okay
NeoShadowAssasin: I understand your pain
Fizban876: aww shit
NeoShadowAssasin: because I am obviously much more adept at pokemon battling than you are
Fizban876: i'm going to listen to linkin park now
NeoShadowAssasin: lol
Fizban876: and sit in the corner and play my genesis games
Fizban876: because graphics don't matter
Fizban876: and i hate corporate stuff
Fizban876: because i'm an emo kid
NeoShadowAssasin: lol
Fizban876: and shit
Fizban876: linkin park isn't even emo
Fizban876: so i'll cut myself a bit more and listen to some dashboard confessional and write heartfelt poetry about my loss
Fizban876: dear diary, mood: apathetic
Fizban876: my parents don't understandme
my life is destroyed like my starmie
NeoShadowAssasin: lol
NeoShadowAssasin: hsahahahahah
Fizban876: my life is like a venusaur
on fire i cannot take anymore
NeoShadowAssasin: lol
NeoShadowAssasin: wow
NeoShadowAssasin: nice
Fizban876: my genesis
my blissful oasis
away from the whore
i lock my doors
Fizban876: Starved like a goatless chupacabra i suffer
from the pain, my music is the buffer
Fizban876: december is the coldest month, bleeding
i hear jigglypuffs singing
Fizban876: goodbye world, I am going to play my sixteen bit sonic now