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[kurdtkobain16]

So in Connecticut we were having this family dinner and I have a nine year old born again Christian cousin who poops his pants when he gets excited. So, he poops his pants and then showers and we throw out the pants. Then he puts on my midget grandma's pants. My Eminemish 22 year old cousin says to poopy kid: "Does Nana know you're in her pants?"

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[quadrafonzo]

one time when i was like 5, and wearing these brand new red suspenders my mom fed me prunes. big mistake. they were thrown away soon after.

[punkfuchicken]

fucking weirdest story ever