Next post will be a list of things to do as a free woman.
So many things set in motion for fulfilling all of my dreams~!!!
KURENAI'S LIST/PROGRESS-REPORT OF WAYS TO "GET RID OF" STUDENTS
Plan #1: "Accidentally" push in front of car or semi-truck. Pay driver to "accidentally" back-up and drive over them until absolutely dead.
Progress: Not good. Cars apparently don't exist yet.
Plan #2: "Accidentally" push directly under falling beams at a construction site. If still alive, choke to death in "revolutionized" CPR.
Progress: Not good. Difficult finding convenient construction site. Suggest possibility of blowing up building to create need for construction.
Plan #3: Drop rock trap on their head.
Progress: Failed. All three noticed rock in time to evade when lured into trap. Had to make up some crap about testing them.
Plan #4: Poison with untraceable toxins purchased from Biki-chan nameless source.
Progress: In Progress. Laced Akamaru's kibble treats which I know Kiba munches on a few times himself. Waiting for results.
Plan #5: Get someone else to do it.
Progress: In Progress. Chouji has convenient homicidal tendancies and I've managed to sway him to looking at my students as targets. Waiting for results.
Plan #6: Tire them out enough that they are helpless to my own style.
Progress: In Progress. Scheduling Kakashi to train them hard enough that they're too exhausted to run. Kakashi's new Gai-like persona should help secure either of this goals is met. Still scheduling.
Plan #7: Get someone else to do it, version 2.
Progress: In Progress. Upon further reflection of Plan #6, scheduleing Kakashi's Team to have a friendly "duel" with mine may just result in their elimination completely. Still scheduling.
(Note to self: While spandex are embarrassingly retro, Kakashi fills them out QUITE nicely. When students are gone, must look further into that train of thought.)
Plan #8: Just stab them in the back with superior, mad Jounin skillz.
Progress: Last resort. If all else fails--or if patience runs out--stab 'em.
I'm so close to attaining my goals, I just know it! Soon... Soon I will be a free woman!!!
...
Gee, I better start making up a Little Black Book (tm)~! <3
KURENAI'S LIST/PROGRESS-REPORT OF WAYS TO "GET RID OF" STUDENTS
Plan #1: "Accidentally" push in front of car or semi-truck. Pay driver to "accidentally" back-up and drive over them until absolutely dead.
Progress: Not good. Cars apparently don't exist yet.
Plan #2: "Accidentally" push directly under falling beams at a construction site. If still alive, choke to death in "revolutionized" CPR.
Progress: Not good. Difficult finding convenient construction site. Suggest possibility of blowing up building to create need for construction.
Plan #3: Drop rock trap on their head.
Progress: Failed. All three noticed rock in time to evade when lured into trap. Had to make up some crap about testing them.
Plan #4: Poison with untraceable toxins purchased from Biki-chan nameless source.
Progress: In Progress. Laced Akamaru's kibble treats which I know Kiba munches on a few times himself. Waiting for results.
Plan #5: Get someone else to do it.
Progress: In Progress. Chouji has convenient homicidal tendancies and I've managed to sway him to looking at my students as targets. Waiting for results.
Plan #6: Tire them out enough that they are helpless to my own style.
Progress: In Progress. Scheduling Kakashi to train them hard enough that they're too exhausted to run. Kakashi's new Gai-like persona should help secure either of this goals is met. Still scheduling.
Plan #7: Get someone else to do it, version 2.
Progress: In Progress. Upon further reflection of Plan #6, scheduleing Kakashi's Team to have a friendly "duel" with mine may just result in their elimination completely. Still scheduling.
(Note to self: While spandex are embarrassingly retro, Kakashi fills them out QUITE nicely. When students are gone, must look further into that train of thought.)
Plan #8: Just stab them in the back with superior, mad Jounin skillz.
Progress: Last resort. If all else fails--or if patience runs out--stab 'em.
I'm so close to attaining my goals, I just know it! Soon... Soon I will be a free woman!!!
...
Gee, I better start making up a Little Black Book (tm)~! <3