I can't make that German "B" thing =(

So, last night, I had dreamt that I had enormous nipples growing around my bellybutton...and they were developing a rash.  I was waiting for the last nipple to grow in as I showed my mom.  I think she said the rash was gross and she didn't think the last one would come in just yet.  The night before last, I ( Read more... )

I have no idea what I want to say.

Well, let's start with life. My aunt just had a baby (a girl) in Philadelphia. I WAS THERE, but not in the delivery room, sadly. The baby was cool and all, but I don't really like holding newborns. And to make matters worse, she was a month premature. Because, like, along with a human being, my aunt also had a ( Read more... )

ALSO, BEFORE YOU FILL THIS OUT, JUST KNOW THAT I WAS ONLY BORN WITH ONE KIDNEY. SO, AS MY LIFE HANGS IN THE BALANCE, WOULD YOU HELP A SWEET, DYING GIRL BY GIVING HER SOMETHING YOU HAVE TWO OF ( Read more... )

Actually, the coolest part about this entry is the title =( I've got a few more cool titles in store though ^^ But, I must say to my mother: Don't use the other ones. I know how you think it's funny to steal the thunder that I stole from someone else. I hate you ( Read more... )

I'd like to kill whoever decided that "Pee Wee's Playhouse" would fit in Adult Swim's line-up. I'd also like to kill whoever keeps it on the air by watching it. GUESS I SHOULD BE KILLING MYSELF LOL. I've only watched it on this channel once. I'm hoping it's my last time though >_ ( Read more... )

Normally, I don't read my previous entries because they make me sick. My last one in particular. I have a bad habit of updating when I'm high, and I have a bad habit of talking about nothing and poorly wording it when I am. Am I high now? Yes ( Read more... )

Apparently, the last day I woke up late was the day that my school gives out detentions since it's so close to the end of the year. I just made the deadline. No detentions for me. Go die :D I would worry about them trying to give me one at the start of next year, BUT I'M MOVING, so what can they really do? Although, I'm worried that my number ( Read more... )

Okay, eff you guys. I woke up at 6:56 this morning. I'm expecting a detention notice ANY DAY NOW.

So, I woke up this morning. BIG EVENT, I KNOW. Anyway, I woke up in a bit of a daze more so than usual, and I had no idea what time it was. It was still dark in my room, so I assumed that it was before 6 A.M. At the exact moment that I went to hit the light/snooze button on my clock to check the time, it started ringing, SO IT WAS 5:45. I knew ( Read more... )

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