Survey stolen from Cinzazul
Where did you get your user name? Well, I was looking for a word in an english to Japanese dictionary and I typed in Black panther and it came up with Kurohyou for me.
Wow, clever... how's that working for you? ^^ It's working just fine, thanks!
Do you think people who quote movies are a)intelligent, b)suave, c)pathetic or d)all of the above?
Hmm.. probably D, all of the above.
Name three articles of clothing you are currently wearing:
Red shirt with a suede collar, black tube socks, jeans.
Is it possible to punch a baby so hard that it's head will shoot off?
Well, I don't typically punch babies so I wouldn't really know.. however I would imagine that it might be possible if you could punch -really- hard and fast.
Are you willing to test that hypothosis?
-_-() No
Dead Baby Jokes or Garbage Pail Kids? Garbage pail kids, thanks.
Smurfs or Snorks? Snorks I would say...
ET or Alf? ET
Spandex or Latex? Mmm.. Latex
Innie or Outie? Innie!! Outies scare me.. >_<
Leather or Lace? LEATHER!! Besides, lacy is itchy and frilly.
Grower or Shower? Shower!
Geek or Greek? Greek thanks! ^^ *likes teh greeks*
Culture or sub-culture? Hmm.. Sub-culture.
Heads I win or tails you lose? Heads I Win
Complete the following sentences:
Let's all sing like the J-rock people sing.
I love the smell of jasmine in the morning.
We buried him where the chickweed grows.
In the beginning was the stuff.
Call me Kuro.
The President needs to pull up his fricking britches and clean up the mess of a horrible term.
Favorite color? Either Crimson, or Amethyst
Favorite emotion? Love
Favorite emotion eric? WTF?
Is the rhythm going to get you? I dunno.. Probably so, if E-type music comes on..
What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? Tomato Soup
Would you eat it again for this shiny new quarter? Hell no..
Would you give me a quarter to eat it? No dammit..
Why the hell not? Because the quarter belongs to me and unless you dislike the soup it's a waste of a quarter.
If you were me and I was you would you do the things that I won't do? Depends on what you will and won't do, I suppose.
A train is traveling from Vermont at 75mph carrying a cargo of french whores. If a plane armed with incendiary penicillin packets left LAX traveling 153mph into a SW wind gusting at speeds of 45mph and if those self-same french whores were host to an advanced civilization of std evolved messiahs, what would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO? KILL THE LOT OF 'EM!! *cackles insanely*
Why do you take these things? Umm... because I like answering questions.. Probably for the selfish reason that I like talking about me.
If boredom, why not read a book? Maybe if it were for boredom, because I might feel reading takes -too- much effort.
If you're a vain person who likes talking about themselves why not get a livejou... oh wait...*snarks*
Yup.. That's why I have a livejournal!
Plastic Bag? Sure
Plastic Bag? AGAIN? YES I'LL TAKE THE DAMN PLASTIC BAG!
Do you think ADD and ADHD it's hyperactive cousin are nothing more than a plot by the drug industry to catch children young and keep them enslaved to their terrible substances?
No... because I was diagnosed with it and then eased off the medication with age...
Have you seen any UFOs lately? Nope
Is the truth really out there? I doubt it.. you know how the world is.. I mean, truth is relative and what is a lie to one person is truth to another.
Silk or Satin? Silk I think..
Price is Right or Jeopardy? Oh gods, JEOPARDY ANY DAY!
Musical or Monster Truck Rally? Musical please.. I don't need any more brain cell killing entertainment.
Interpretation or intent? Intent!
If your belief system was proved to be wrong would you cling to it from a misguided sense of loyalty? Umm.. No, I'd change and adapt.
Correlary: or get on with your life under our new robotic masters? ^^ Yup.. *bows to teh robots*
Santa or Satan? YAY SATAN!
Bush or ANYONE ELSE? Eh.. who gives again.. politicians are all fucking ratfinks.. the whole lot of them..
Sweet Sweet Loving or Stale Circus Peanut? Um.. the sweet sweet loving, please.. -_-() I don't like stale peanuts.. go feed the peanut to my stupid redneck neighbors.. they won't know the difference.
I knew you'd say that.
You did not!
The following statement is a lie or the preceding statement is true? The following statement is a LIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Parradox or flight of fancy? Flight of fancy.
Bran or laxitive? Hmm.. Bran.. tastes better in muffins.
Have you ever seen an ice cream truck get gas? No.. o.o;; OMG.. X_X THEY ARE USING THE ICE CREAM BUYING CHILDREN AS FUEL!!!!!!!
If no, isn't that weird? Yes... It is extremely weird..
Where are the Snowdens of yesterday? In China!
Straight, gay, bi, or waiting till marriage? Bi
PPL WOH TLK LK TH1S? Or please GOD MAKE THEM STERILE! The sterile thing.. I mean I use a -little- webslang, but I try to avoid the full fledged Leet...
LOL or Vie Bart Vie? LOL
Why is it that truly smart people are in such sort supply? All things being equal, we should have as many geniuses as idiots, shouldn't we? Yes.. it's true, however if there were equal geniuses then there'd be enough of us to figure out how to eradicate all idiots...
Is there such a thing as a "Victimless Crime?" Hmm.. depends.. I mean, I think maybe.. yeah.
To what extent do perceptions effect your reality? Greatly, what I see might not be seen the same by others.
How are you affected by the fashion choices of others? Not at all.. except maybe to think some clothing is fucking snobby.
Which is worse? To know that you pissed someone off and not know the reason? Or to know the reason and have them refuse to talk to you about it? To not know the reason, then you don't even -know- what you're in trouble for.
What's worse being alone, loving and losing, or unrequited love? Unrequited love...
Is there anything more satisfying that taking a poop while on the clock at work? Um.. yes..
What's the dumbest thing someone has said to you today? Haven't heard anything really dumb today.
What is the dumbest thing you have said today? Umm...
Is there a place for poetry in this modern world? ^^ Of course!
Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate, anyday.
Anal or oral? Anal
Electric or coal powered? ^^ Electric!
Force your personal beliefs on others or eat yummy razor blades? I prefer the razor blades, because I don't like to be one to shove my thoughts down people's throats.
SPAM or Meat is murder? Meat is murder.. at least in the case of spam.
Is murder really delicious? No. Not in the least.
What do you hate? Hypocrites, idiots, imbeciles, incompetants
What do you love? Yaoi, music, writing, anime, video games, reading, E-sama, D-fox, Nia
How would you feel if your only love came from your only hate?
That'd be pretty weird yet cool.
Whose got two thumbs and is taking a survey? Me...
Was the preceeding question really offensive to the thumbless members of my audience? Hopefully not
Who did you steal this survey from? Cinzazul
Did you actually read their answers first? No.. *meeps*
Or are you just hopelessly addicted and jonesing for an opprotunity to answer trite questions about your genitalia? ^^ XDDD YES!
How big is it anyway? Well, my invisible dick would be just about average. *shrugs*
Ladies, same question but I'm refering to the mammary glands now. o.o; Eh.. not huge, not small either.
Anyone: how big do you like em? Dicks, big, boobs, I really don't give a damn.
WANT SCOOBY DOO DICK? OUR PILLS GUARENTTEE 3-9 inc... ack stop fucking spam... it's becoming rather subliminal isn't it?
*snarks* Yes... I get spam like this...
Porn or erotica? erotica
Art or Kitchz? Art!
Desilu or Harpo? Desilu
Jerry Springer or MTV's Jackass? Hmm.. Jerry Springer I think.. more fuckedupness..
Private shame or movie of the week? Movie of the week
World peace or revenge for our dead? World peace (however unlikely it is)
If you were dead, would you care? Well scientifically I couldn't theoretically care but from a living person's point of view.. yes.
Eager to find out? Not really....
Blissful ignorance or depressing knowledge? Depressing Knowledge
Sometimes you feel like a big idiot.
Has this survey gone on too long? NOOOOO!! MORE!
Are you worried that I should have stopped? Not really.
How many pop-culture references did you get in the preceeding survey? o.o; I didn't count!
How many did you insert as your answer? See above
Don't you feel unique? YES! ^^
Annoying survey created by lj user="Cinzazul"
Feel free to steal, alter, and otherwise misuse. I'm sure most of these questions have been asked before and probably in a more eloquent manner. I'm just some jerk who put them in that particular order.