Title: "LoveGame"
Chapters: 1/1 (oneshot)
Author: kuroi_fuyu (aka
frozenstream)
Genre: humor..ous something xD
Warnings: Naughty naming?
Rating: PG-13
Bands: the GazettE
Pairings: ReitaxRuki
Synopsis: “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.” .. “If you ever call it that, you're not gonna be riding anything.”
Disclaimers: eating candy canes with me not mine >_>
Comments: I haven't posted anything since June 21st! o.o I hope someone still remembers me^^; This is not beta'ed 'cause I just wanted this out of my hands so if there are mistakes.. so be it xD
The first thing Reita was greeted by as he opened the door to his flat was a heavy bass sound that seemed to have taken over the whole place. Quirking an eyebrow in curiosity at what Ruki was up to, he took off his shoes and walked further into the apartment.
From the living room he found the petite vocalist, dancing up to the music that resounded from the television. A smile rose on his lips as he watched Ruki swaying his body to the beat, lips moving as he quietly sang along. 'Cute' was the only word to describe the scene before him. Although if he wanted to keep his balls, he'd be careful not to say it to Ruki's face.
Soon Reita started paying attention to the music again, eyes leaving Ruki as he turned his head to take a look at the TV-screen. As he saw what Ruki was watching, he didn't know if he should've been shocked, amused or just shrug a shoulder. It was known that their taste in music didn't quite match which had them fighting over whose turn it was to use the stereos but..
“Lady Gaga, Ruki?” He asked sceptically, noticing how the vocalist jumped at the question, clearly having been unaware of his presense until that moment. Ruki's dancing stopped like to a wall as he turned to look at whoever it was that had just talked.
“Reita! You scared the crap out of me!” He almost squealed, taking a few steps closer to hit Reita on the chest with his fist which only caused the bassist to chuckle.
“You seriously listening to this crap?” His amusement over the situation was vivid in his voice, causing a small pout to form on the vocalist's lips.
“It's not crap. If you just gave it a chance, you'd notice it too.”
“I'll pass, thanks”, Reita chuckled, being ready to get his ass into the kitchen but Ruki stopped him, turning him around before pushing him to sit down on the couch. Hand reaching out for the remote, he turned up the volume, possibly causing the neighbours to hate him for it.
“Ruki, what're you--?” Reita shook his head, trying to get up but only got pushed back down by the vocalist. He gave Ruki a questioning look but only got a grin from him in return.
Closing his eyes, Ruki nodded his head to the beat, tongue moistening his lips before he started moving his body again and Reita found himself not being able to look away. Not when those sinfully infamous hips were swaying before him, Ruki's shirt slightly riding up his body as he lifted his arms, hands behind his head before he ran them down the front of his body, stopping as they reached the buckle of his belt. Then began the singing...
“I'm on a mission..
And it involves some heavy touchin' yeah.”
And Reita watched how Ruki's right hand moved over his own crotch, giving it a little squeeze. The fingers of his left hand moving to run over his lips, Ruki's tongue came to flick over two of them, smirk widening as he noticed Reita gulping.
“I'm educated in sex, yes~
And now I want it bad..”
Reita's eyes widened as Ruki rose on the couch, knees bent on both sides of his body as he straddled Reita's hips. Leaning closer, Ruki let his lips brush Reita's teasingly, other hand on the back of the blonde's neck as his hot breath ghosted over his skin, causing the taller man to shiver.
“Hold me~ and love me~
Just want to touch you for a minute..”
Right hand slowly making its way down Reita's torso, he could feel the muscles of his stomach quivering under his touch. Pushing his hips down on the bassist's, he earned a gasped hiss from him in return.
Ruki turned his head slightly, lips moving over the other man's cheek to his jawline, following the line until reaching the pierced earlobe. Giving it a small bite, Ruki inhaled before singing to Reita's ear with a breathy voice:
“Let's have some fun. This beat is sick.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.”
That's when Reita woke from his mesmerized state of mind.
“My WHAT?!” He asked in slight horror, blinking his eyes a couple of times.
Ruki stopped his movements, sitting down on the bassist's lap as he straightened his back. Brows furrowed in confusion, he looked at Reita.
“Your what what?”
“What did you just sing?”
“I-I wanna take a ride on your.. disco stick...”, voice turning to an almost inaudible mumble, a small blush rose on Ruki's cheeks as he repeated the line.
“Dude..”, Reita started, trying to keep the corners of his lips from twitching as he held back his laughter. “Although I do like the idea... if you ever call it that, you're not gonna be riding anything.”
Hitting Reita on the chest for the second time that day, Ruki huffed as the other man started laughing.
“C'mon, let me get up”, Reita spoke in a softer tone and obediently Ruki moved aside, slumping down on the couch beside the bassist. The blonde stood up, giving Ruki's hair a small ruffle before he started his journey towards the kitchen.
Opening the fridge door, he grabbed a bottle of orange juice from the shelf and took a gulp.
“Mambo stick.”
Almost bursting the juice all over the counter, Reita struggled to swallow but did manage to do so eventually, head turning towards the kitchen doorway where Ruki now stood, a grin on his lips as he leaned against the frame.
“If you don't like 'disco stick', then how about 'mambo stick'?”
“That's just as horrible!” Reita exlaimed, putting the bottle back in the fridge.
“No, it's not~”
Reita looked at the smiling vocalist weirdly as he walked pass him, continuing his way towards the bathroom. Soon Ruki's voice resounded from behind the wooden door:
“Fuck stick.”
Reita rolled his eyes, “You're a lyricist. Could you at least try to be creative?”
“Fuck you.”
Reita chuckled, pulling up his zipper and buttoning his jeans before moving to wash his hands.
'Metal bar' was the first thing he heard as he exited the bathroom.
“Even 'one-eyed snake' is better than that!” he snorted.
“One-eyed snake it is th--!”
“No.”
“You're a fucking prick.”
“Well you shouldn't have started to think of nicknames for my penis then”, Reita laughed, sitting down on the edge of the bed. Pulling the shirt over his head, he tossed it on the floor.
“Magic wand!”
Reita let out an audible sigh as he laid down on the bed, hands behind his head, eyes closing on their own from tiredness. He could feel the mattress dip as Ruki crawled on the bed as well. Without even looking he could tell that the other man was hovering over him. Slowly peeking his other eye open, he was greeted by a very blurry face. From the fright of it he opened both of his eyes, realizing just how close Ruki's face was to his own. He was about to comment on it but Ruki stopped him before he was able to get a word out.
“Sex pistol~”
Reita closed his mouth as Ruki almost purred those words, tilting his head a bit as he looked at the vocalist who was staring at him with sexy eyes, lips slightly parted as he practically humped himself to Reita's leg.
“Well that doesn't sound so bad”, he said thoughtfully, a smile forming on his lips, causing Ruki to smirk widely.
“I knew I could think of something that even you'd like”, Ruki chuckled, hopping on top of the bassist and so straddling his hips once more. “Now~”, he breathed, leaning closer to Reita's face as his hands wandered to the waistband of the other man's jeans. Reita stopped breathing, just waiting on Ruki's next move, lips parted and trembling.
“Let's get that Love Pump working.”
Grunting in annoyance, he pushed Ruki off of him and got up from the bed, not nearly as amused as Ruki who seemed to be dying in the fits of laughter.
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A/N: Just something that came to my head as I was talking on msn with my friend
and she showed me the lyrics to Lady Gaga's "LoveGame" xD
So
nehiryeli, this is for you ;P and I do blame you now for you-know-what! D8 xD
But anygay~ I hope at least someone liked this random ficlet *chuckle*
Comments are, as always, like the sweetest candy cane~ ;D