"Not Gay", oneshot, ReitaxRuki
Title: "Not Gay"
Chapters: 1/1 (oneshot)
Author: kuroi_fuyu (aka frozenstream)
Genre: humor
Warnings: kissing? mentioning of things? xD So nothing really.
Rating: PG-13
Bands: the GazettE
Pairings: ReitaxRuki
Synopsis: Reita could feel his face heat up. Was Ruki offering him a… blowjob?
Disclaimers: eating candy with me every Saturday not mine T__T
Eyes nearly popping out of their sockets, Reita watched as Ruki sucked on the bright red lollipop almost in a sinful manner. The pointy tongue of his coming to lick on the head, circling around it before Ruki would put the treat back into his mouth, humming ever so deliciously at the taste of it. Almost as he was…
“Dude, what‘re you staring at?”
The sudden question stopped Reita’s track of thought and he straightened his back, not being aware of him ever even bending over to take a closer look on the man -and his tongue- sitting on the couch across the small living room table.
“W-what?”
“You were staring at me”
“I was not”, Reita defended.
“You so were! And you had this creepy look on your face while doing it”
“I did not!”
“You so did!”
Nervously playing with his fingers on his lap, Reita chewed on his lower lip, trying to look anywhere else in the room except for the vocalist.
“Were you enjoying it?”
“Huh?” Reita brought his eyes back on the now smirking blonde. “Did I enjoy what?”
“Watching me suck on this” Ruki waved the cursed candy in his hand, tongue between his teeth as he looked at the bassist’s way with a grin on his face.
“Why on earth would I enjoy that?” Reita huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and looking the other way, eyes astraying to give small glances at Ruki who now leaned forward, elbows resting on his knees as a mischievous smirk rose on his face.
“W-what??” Reita gulped, moving further into the cushions of his armchair as if afraid Ruki might charge at him any second now.
“It turned you on, didn‘t it?” Not even trying to hide his amusement at the twitching bassist, Ruki stared him directly in the eyes, noticing Reita move on his seat in discomfort.
“N-no, it didn‘t”, cursing the shakiness of his voice, Reita tried to move his hands to hide his crotch without Ruki noticing. Like he’d have a chance.
“You have a boner, don‘t you!” Reita could swear he saw Ruki‘s eyes lighting up at his own remark.
“I do not!” Reita exclaimed in shock, hands out of reflex giving a slight grope at himself, causing Reita, to his unfortune, to wince from the contact.
“You so DO! You have a freakin‘ boner!” Ruki laughed in a mocking tone, not caring to keep his voice down for the sake of Reita’s neighbors. They were a nice old couple, by the way, but maybe too old-fashioned to enjoy hearing how the young boy living next door had a hard-on for something his friend, and may I add male friend, had done.
“Shhh.. Keep your voice down, you jerk!” Reita hissed from between his teeth, trying to intimidate the short blonde with his glare.
Putting his hands in front of his mouth, Ruki kept giggling, not bothering to get scared for Reita’s angry expression.
“Aa~”, he finally sighed, wiping the wet corners of his eyes for laughing too much, before sitting up straight again. “Dude, you‘re so gay”, he said, shaking his head in amusement.
“Am not!”
“So are!”
Silence fell in the room, if not counting the small random chuckles Ruki let out every once in a while as he finished off the lollipop and threw the stick on the table. Reita stared down at his own lap, a hurt pout on his face. Just his luck. Now he’d never get enough of the other man’s teasing. He’d have to suffer from it for the rest of his now-suddenly-turned-miserable life.
“I could help you with it, you know~”
Blinking his eyes a couple of times, Reita snapped his head up, wide eyes staring at Ruki who sat legs crossed, a hand over the backrest as he seemed to study the nails of his other hand with mild interest.
“Help me with what?” Reita raised an eyebrow, seemingly a bit stunned over the casual invite.
Ruki uncrossed his legs, taking a more comfortable position by spreading them, smirking playfully as he directed his eyes on the bassist again.
“With your… uh, little problem”, he said, sending a quick glance at Reita’s crotch, eyebrows wiggling suggestively.
Reita could feel his face heat up. Was Ruki offering him a… blowjob?
Not being able to answer he just ended up closing and opening his mouth, possibly looking like one of those fishes they’d seen in the window of the pet shop they walked by almost everyday.
“No?” Ruki gave the faintest of pout before turning back to investigate his nails. “Well, your loss…”
Dumbfounded, Reita slumped down against the chair again, scratching the back of his head as he tried to catch his thoughts that were going a mile a minute. Silence greeted the room once more.
“Dude, I thought you were straight!”, Reita finally spoke, voicing his thoughts out loud.
Ruki just shrugged, not bothering to lift his gaze to the bassist. “Who said anything about being gay?”
“Well not every straight man would go up to their friends and offer them a blowjob!”
“Well who said I’m like every straight man?” Ruki chuckled lightly, finally looking at his friend who looked now even more puzzled if possible.
“You‘re messing up my head so bad right now, man”, Reita said, closing his eyes and giving his temples a slight massage.
Ruki let out a small laugh. Getting up from the couch he’d been occupying, he moved to the other side of the table, startling the bassist by suddenly dropping to sit on his armrest.
“Don‘t say that you aren‘t curious”, squeezing his eyes slightly, he looked Reita deep in the eyes, who leaned his upper body a bit to the left, trying to get more distance between him and the small man.
“C-curious about what?” Reita felt like face palming himself for his stupid question but soon forgot about it as Ruki scooted closer to him, face threateningly close to his own.
“Oh, you know.”
Reita watched how the wet tongue came to lick over those plump lips that seemed to get closer and closer to his own by every passing second. He could feel his palms getting sweaty and his breath hitch from the closeness. As the softness brushed over his dry lips, Reita held his breath, not knowing what to do.
“I-I‘m..”, he stuttered to start his sentence yet was cut off as Ruki pressed his lips against his, knocking him off his feet.. Or well, he would’ve if Reita had been standing at that moment. He noticed how Ruki’s eyes closed, the long eyelashes fondling his cheeks as his hand came to cup Reita’s face.
Only when Ruki’s tongue pushed past his lips and invaded his mouth, did Reita stop thinking. Letting his eyes close, he started kissing back, tongue finding Ruki’s in the wet heat of their mouths.
Moving a leg over the bassist’s body, Ruki came to straddle the other man’s hips, sitting on his lap as he continued sucking the breath out the taller blonde. Hands winding behind Reita’s neck, the other to the back of his head, pushing it and adding more force to the kiss.
Reita’s hands found their way to Ruki’s back, slowly sliding lower on the smooth material of the smaller man’s shirt until reaching the waistband of his jeans. A little hesitantly he moved his hands on Ruki’s behind, feeling the said man to smirk into the kiss by the action and kissing him a little harder in return.
Finally breaking away, Ruki threw his head back, groaning deeply inside his throat. Reita watched in awe at the other man’s neck and jaw line, feeling a terrible urge to sink his teeth to it.
“Mmh…”, Ruki lowered his head again, half lidded eyes meeting Reita’s. “You were saying~?”
Not being able to tear his gaze away from the infamous muscle that came to lick Ruki’s lips again with an unhurried pace, Reita gulped, his mouth moving on its own, repeating what he was meant to say earlier: “I-I‘m not gay…”.
“Oh..”, was all Ruki said as he slowly got up from the other man’s lap and straightened his clothing. But soon a teasing grin took over his features. “That’s too bad~”, he said, bending over, his breath soon to be tickling Reita’s ear. “For I give amazing blowjobs”, he whispered huskily, a smug look on his face as he straightened his back again. Giving Reita a small wink of his eyes and a tiny shake of his hips, he started walking towards the front door of Reita’s flat.
Letting out the breath he’d been holding, Reita’s mind registered what had been said and done. His brains did a double take. I’m not gay. Wait, what? Who was he trying to convince here? Ruki, himself or his libido?? He was as gay as Big Gay Al himself! All he'd have to do is to dress up in a flowery shirt and voilá! He'd be ready for a dance number.
Shaking his head to get rid off the ‘I’m Super’ song that suddenly took over his mind, Reita jumped up from his seat and hurried after the vocalist. He’d be damned before he’d let this opportunity to slide!
“No, wait! Ruki, ask me again!”
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A/N: Just a random idea that came to my head as I was making myself breakfast xD
Oh, Big Gay Al is of course from South Park and here's the song x'D Don't ask >>;
Umm.. hope you enjoyed this for I liked writing it :'D it's was a nice change after all the smut >>; XD
So yea, you know that comments are like sweet chocolate for me~ ♥
Chapters: 1/1 (oneshot)
Author: kuroi_fuyu (aka frozenstream)
Genre: humor
Warnings: kissing? mentioning of things? xD So nothing really.
Rating: PG-13
Bands: the GazettE
Pairings: ReitaxRuki
Synopsis: Reita could feel his face heat up. Was Ruki offering him a… blowjob?
Disclaimers: eating candy with me every Saturday not mine T__T
Eyes nearly popping out of their sockets, Reita watched as Ruki sucked on the bright red lollipop almost in a sinful manner. The pointy tongue of his coming to lick on the head, circling around it before Ruki would put the treat back into his mouth, humming ever so deliciously at the taste of it. Almost as he was…
“Dude, what‘re you staring at?”
The sudden question stopped Reita’s track of thought and he straightened his back, not being aware of him ever even bending over to take a closer look on the man -and his tongue- sitting on the couch across the small living room table.
“W-what?”
“You were staring at me”
“I was not”, Reita defended.
“You so were! And you had this creepy look on your face while doing it”
“I did not!”
“You so did!”
Nervously playing with his fingers on his lap, Reita chewed on his lower lip, trying to look anywhere else in the room except for the vocalist.
“Were you enjoying it?”
“Huh?” Reita brought his eyes back on the now smirking blonde. “Did I enjoy what?”
“Watching me suck on this” Ruki waved the cursed candy in his hand, tongue between his teeth as he looked at the bassist’s way with a grin on his face.
“Why on earth would I enjoy that?” Reita huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and looking the other way, eyes astraying to give small glances at Ruki who now leaned forward, elbows resting on his knees as a mischievous smirk rose on his face.
“W-what??” Reita gulped, moving further into the cushions of his armchair as if afraid Ruki might charge at him any second now.
“It turned you on, didn‘t it?” Not even trying to hide his amusement at the twitching bassist, Ruki stared him directly in the eyes, noticing Reita move on his seat in discomfort.
“N-no, it didn‘t”, cursing the shakiness of his voice, Reita tried to move his hands to hide his crotch without Ruki noticing. Like he’d have a chance.
“You have a boner, don‘t you!” Reita could swear he saw Ruki‘s eyes lighting up at his own remark.
“I do not!” Reita exclaimed in shock, hands out of reflex giving a slight grope at himself, causing Reita, to his unfortune, to wince from the contact.
“You so DO! You have a freakin‘ boner!” Ruki laughed in a mocking tone, not caring to keep his voice down for the sake of Reita’s neighbors. They were a nice old couple, by the way, but maybe too old-fashioned to enjoy hearing how the young boy living next door had a hard-on for something his friend, and may I add male friend, had done.
“Shhh.. Keep your voice down, you jerk!” Reita hissed from between his teeth, trying to intimidate the short blonde with his glare.
Putting his hands in front of his mouth, Ruki kept giggling, not bothering to get scared for Reita’s angry expression.
“Aa~”, he finally sighed, wiping the wet corners of his eyes for laughing too much, before sitting up straight again. “Dude, you‘re so gay”, he said, shaking his head in amusement.
“Am not!”
“So are!”
Silence fell in the room, if not counting the small random chuckles Ruki let out every once in a while as he finished off the lollipop and threw the stick on the table. Reita stared down at his own lap, a hurt pout on his face. Just his luck. Now he’d never get enough of the other man’s teasing. He’d have to suffer from it for the rest of his now-suddenly-turned-miserable life.
“I could help you with it, you know~”
Blinking his eyes a couple of times, Reita snapped his head up, wide eyes staring at Ruki who sat legs crossed, a hand over the backrest as he seemed to study the nails of his other hand with mild interest.
“Help me with what?” Reita raised an eyebrow, seemingly a bit stunned over the casual invite.
Ruki uncrossed his legs, taking a more comfortable position by spreading them, smirking playfully as he directed his eyes on the bassist again.
“With your… uh, little problem”, he said, sending a quick glance at Reita’s crotch, eyebrows wiggling suggestively.
Reita could feel his face heat up. Was Ruki offering him a… blowjob?
Not being able to answer he just ended up closing and opening his mouth, possibly looking like one of those fishes they’d seen in the window of the pet shop they walked by almost everyday.
“No?” Ruki gave the faintest of pout before turning back to investigate his nails. “Well, your loss…”
Dumbfounded, Reita slumped down against the chair again, scratching the back of his head as he tried to catch his thoughts that were going a mile a minute. Silence greeted the room once more.
“Dude, I thought you were straight!”, Reita finally spoke, voicing his thoughts out loud.
Ruki just shrugged, not bothering to lift his gaze to the bassist. “Who said anything about being gay?”
“Well not every straight man would go up to their friends and offer them a blowjob!”
“Well who said I’m like every straight man?” Ruki chuckled lightly, finally looking at his friend who looked now even more puzzled if possible.
“You‘re messing up my head so bad right now, man”, Reita said, closing his eyes and giving his temples a slight massage.
Ruki let out a small laugh. Getting up from the couch he’d been occupying, he moved to the other side of the table, startling the bassist by suddenly dropping to sit on his armrest.
“Don‘t say that you aren‘t curious”, squeezing his eyes slightly, he looked Reita deep in the eyes, who leaned his upper body a bit to the left, trying to get more distance between him and the small man.
“C-curious about what?” Reita felt like face palming himself for his stupid question but soon forgot about it as Ruki scooted closer to him, face threateningly close to his own.
“Oh, you know.”
Reita watched how the wet tongue came to lick over those plump lips that seemed to get closer and closer to his own by every passing second. He could feel his palms getting sweaty and his breath hitch from the closeness. As the softness brushed over his dry lips, Reita held his breath, not knowing what to do.
“I-I‘m..”, he stuttered to start his sentence yet was cut off as Ruki pressed his lips against his, knocking him off his feet.. Or well, he would’ve if Reita had been standing at that moment. He noticed how Ruki’s eyes closed, the long eyelashes fondling his cheeks as his hand came to cup Reita’s face.
Only when Ruki’s tongue pushed past his lips and invaded his mouth, did Reita stop thinking. Letting his eyes close, he started kissing back, tongue finding Ruki’s in the wet heat of their mouths.
Moving a leg over the bassist’s body, Ruki came to straddle the other man’s hips, sitting on his lap as he continued sucking the breath out the taller blonde. Hands winding behind Reita’s neck, the other to the back of his head, pushing it and adding more force to the kiss.
Reita’s hands found their way to Ruki’s back, slowly sliding lower on the smooth material of the smaller man’s shirt until reaching the waistband of his jeans. A little hesitantly he moved his hands on Ruki’s behind, feeling the said man to smirk into the kiss by the action and kissing him a little harder in return.
Finally breaking away, Ruki threw his head back, groaning deeply inside his throat. Reita watched in awe at the other man’s neck and jaw line, feeling a terrible urge to sink his teeth to it.
“Mmh…”, Ruki lowered his head again, half lidded eyes meeting Reita’s. “You were saying~?”
Not being able to tear his gaze away from the infamous muscle that came to lick Ruki’s lips again with an unhurried pace, Reita gulped, his mouth moving on its own, repeating what he was meant to say earlier: “I-I‘m not gay…”.
“Oh..”, was all Ruki said as he slowly got up from the other man’s lap and straightened his clothing. But soon a teasing grin took over his features. “That’s too bad~”, he said, bending over, his breath soon to be tickling Reita’s ear. “For I give amazing blowjobs”, he whispered huskily, a smug look on his face as he straightened his back again. Giving Reita a small wink of his eyes and a tiny shake of his hips, he started walking towards the front door of Reita’s flat.
Letting out the breath he’d been holding, Reita’s mind registered what had been said and done. His brains did a double take. I’m not gay. Wait, what? Who was he trying to convince here? Ruki, himself or his libido?? He was as gay as Big Gay Al himself! All he'd have to do is to dress up in a flowery shirt and voilá! He'd be ready for a dance number.
Shaking his head to get rid off the ‘I’m Super’ song that suddenly took over his mind, Reita jumped up from his seat and hurried after the vocalist. He’d be damned before he’d let this opportunity to slide!
“No, wait! Ruki, ask me again!”
****
A/N: Just a random idea that came to my head as I was making myself breakfast xD
Oh, Big Gay Al is of course from South Park and here's the song x'D Don't ask >>;
Umm.. hope you enjoyed this for I liked writing it :'D it's was a nice change after all the smut >>; XD
So yea, you know that comments are like sweet chocolate for me~ ♥