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Smash the state!
By: Pirate Dave
The week started Thursday, when we were off to Washington DC to protest all the unjust things the government does to people!
We got to Washington and there were all sorts of people there. Haters and Hippies, Fascists and Freedom Fighters. Many of them had signs.
We were pretty tired so we smoked a few joints and went to bed.
In the morning the nice people we were staying with fed us caffeine to make us hyper so we could smash the state with more efficiency and smashiness. SMASH SMASH SMASH! After a quick rally in DuPont Circle, we got right to smashing. We spilled out into the streets with our masks and flags.
Marching was fun for a while. Then we remembered how the state was oppressing us.
Sorry state, you 'bout to get smashed. We overturned dumpsters in the street.
Then they oppressed us some more.
Then we spraypainted stuff.
Oh no! They're coming, and bringing more oppression. Lets stop the police state with a barracade!
Then we heard gunshots and scattered like scared sheep. Enough smashing the state for one day. We packed up and went back home to prepare for the Against Me! show the next day in chicago. We printed up fliers
and got our tickets
We brought our drums and tamborines and recorders. We were ready to have a grand old time in the streets after the show. Until UH OH!!!! We were OPPRESSED! AGAIN! I was detained for several hours and given a citation for violating city municipal code 9-6-080 (I'm not sure what that is, but it must have something to do with smashing the state.)
Government oppression won this time, but we will reorganize and RISE UP TO SMASH THE STATE!
--Pirate Dave
By: Pirate Dave
The week started Thursday, when we were off to Washington DC to protest all the unjust things the government does to people!
We got to Washington and there were all sorts of people there. Haters and Hippies, Fascists and Freedom Fighters. Many of them had signs.
We were pretty tired so we smoked a few joints and went to bed.
In the morning the nice people we were staying with fed us caffeine to make us hyper so we could smash the state with more efficiency and smashiness. SMASH SMASH SMASH! After a quick rally in DuPont Circle, we got right to smashing. We spilled out into the streets with our masks and flags.
Marching was fun for a while. Then we remembered how the state was oppressing us.
Sorry state, you 'bout to get smashed. We overturned dumpsters in the street.
Then they oppressed us some more.
Then we spraypainted stuff.
Oh no! They're coming, and bringing more oppression. Lets stop the police state with a barracade!
Then we heard gunshots and scattered like scared sheep. Enough smashing the state for one day. We packed up and went back home to prepare for the Against Me! show the next day in chicago. We printed up fliers
and got our tickets
We brought our drums and tamborines and recorders. We were ready to have a grand old time in the streets after the show. Until UH OH!!!! We were OPPRESSED! AGAIN! I was detained for several hours and given a citation for violating city municipal code 9-6-080 (I'm not sure what that is, but it must have something to do with smashing the state.)
Government oppression won this time, but we will reorganize and RISE UP TO SMASH THE STATE!
--Pirate Dave