I call it "Huffy the shortbike slayer" and it's a shitty huffy a friend drunkenly stole and wound up with a stolen bike he didn't want. So he gave it to me to chop. So without furthur adieu;


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My life is shitty. I hate being broke but I hate working. I hate people but I hate being alone. I hate wasting all my time here on the computer but I can't bring myself to get up and do anything. I hate being percieved as a useless druggie, I hate being a useless druggie, but I don't want to quit doing drugs. I am emo and I hate emo people. ( ( Read more... )

This morning I went out for a bike ride with my trailer. I realized it was Trash Day. Residential trash was boring, though I did manage to find a Becks Beer sign for my friends new apartment. I decided to hit the schools that are just getting out for summer. Remember those giant play parachutes you used to play with in grade school?


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Many of you may know, I ride a bicycle everywhere I go. A Chopper I built and call "Neil Young." I actually hate Neil Young, but it's better than riding through the alley on a bike with no name. And I used a frame that was my moms bike, she loves Neil Young. Anywho, today I got two of the best reactions ever on my chopper.


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(Note, this was HTML formatted by Wordpress in my brand new blog over at http://dave.stolemybike.org/wordpress/ so if it looks fucked up, that's why.)
I was browsing around the internet, as I frequently do, looking at pictures of strange bikes when I stumbled onto a sport ( Read more... )

IT WAS Christmas Day and Danny the Car Wiper hit the street junksick and broke after seventy-two hours in the precinct jail. It was a clear bright day, but there was warmth in the sun. Danny shivered with an inner cold. He turned up the collar of his worn, greasy black overcoat ( Read more... )

( I got stoned after a bad day at work and decided to write on the train. This is what has become of my stress muse. )

(14:53:21) KuroiShi San: my boss just came up to me and goes "You smell like joint"
(14:53:40) skopii411: haha
(14:53:55) skopii411: dude you always smell like resin/joint/semen/sweat/homeless person

The worst feeling in the world is waking up, with the sun up, blacklights and music still blaring. Realizing that last night you took LSD and passed out before it hit. I took a first dose with my friends and roomates at our house warming party, about two hours later i wasn't feeling it all that much so i did another. Shortly after the second ( Read more... )